If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Unsuccessful pick-up lines” ‘My parole ends today, let’s celebrate!

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.

Myrnin was silent for a beat, and then he said, “Bob would be very disappointed in you.

[Kagura is doing laundry and tries to wring out Kyou’s shirt causing it to rip in two ]Kyo Sohma: Tell me what I think just happened didn’t just happen Kagura: My love !Kyo Sohma: My...

It was a full Spears album, apparently, and each song was as ridiculous as the one before. They were catchy, yes, but so was the plague.

There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.

What happened?” he asked brusquely, interrupting me. “What do you mean, what happened?””I sensed your fear, heard you call out my name.””I…no, I didn’t.” Stone Wall, I told myself. Great Wall of China, around my...

A brick could be used to represent the state of Kansas. Both are flat, both are rectangular, both have tried to insert themselves up my anus, and both failed to penetrate me (though Kansas got...

I wouldn’t exactly call you a tart. But then, I tend to be broad-minded.”She suppressed the urge to dump her porridge in his lap.

What was that you gave me to eat?” Winter panicked.A Filler Crisp,” Clover said, his eyes seventy percent concerned and thirty percent mischievous.

The cloud cover made for a terrible blanket.

My philosophy is, don’t take no for an answer and be willing to sacrifice your entire project for freedom.

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have.””The better to style with, my dear.

A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face.

I’ve been lucky-my looks haven’t put me into one category. I don’t look like a blue blood. I don’t look like a criminal. I don’t look like anything.

[novan]: bassists are very good with their fingers[novan]: and some of us sing backup vocals, so that means we’re good with our mouths too…(~ IM chat with Novan Chang, 18, bassist)

If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to impregnate your fireplace?

An actor shouldn’t undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you’re better off not knowing.

You will stay with me. You will sleep here at my side and you will touch me. I am depressed but not when you stroke my chest.

The wall of silence that exists between us is as long as the Great Wall of China. And though it’s the same length, our wall is about two bricks quieter.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate!

The Decision…I wiped my hands on my pinaforenow sullied and stainednot crisp or pressedas it had been before…

I think one of the problems in this country is that too many people are screwing things up, committing crimes and then getting on with their lives. What is really needed for public officials who...

If a problem is clearly stated, it has no further interest to the physicist.

Honestly, he could be adorable, and at the moment she had the feeling he wasn’t even trying.

I don’t know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

If we’re mad, we’re mad in large numbers, at least larger than yours.

If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister.

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account…

Victoria’s got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

The queen’s eyes smouldered. “I know my own kind when I see them, and right now there is one in these city walls.” She pointed a finger toward the balcony.”I want her found and brought...

Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

If you’re stressing over happiness, you’re doing it wrong!

There you are. A simple commandment. Not ten of them, just one: ‘Thou shalt not eat.’ (Personally, I wish the very first edict from God hadn’t involved dieting, don’t you?)

It’s all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage.

When you’re in love with two people, always choose the second. The fact that you are constantly thinking of the second person makes it obvious that the first will never fulfill you, unless the second...

You’re not?

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged

She’d had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.

Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.

I Will Always Love You” was constantly on my FM Walkman radio around that time. I think that made me cry because I associated it with absolutely no one.

void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they’re nowhere to...

Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too.

Merrill Krause – “My brothers have scared off just about any fellow who showed interest in getting to know me.”Granny Lassiter – “Well, if a man can’t stand up to those brothers of yours, you...

Who’s driving the boat?”Over the motor, I heard girls screaming at us the instant before we crashed.

The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you’ll look back and thank them for...

Day drag.” Ashley answered simply. “The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this.” He motioned with his hand down his body.

Nona needs a very dry martini.