It’s been pretty horrible. My girlfriend tried calling at about 12 o’clock the other night. She couldn’t get one.

Those are the things I can help them with. I’m not a golf pro by any means. I can help some of the beginners, but most of the girls are so advanced. They get their...

I knew we’d have to bring our ‘A’ game. But I never expected our best score in the state tournament.

When the officer approached the window, he said ‘Papers’ and before he could finish, I shouted, ‘Scissors! I win,’ and drove off.

hornier than a bunny on ecstasy

Fine, I’ll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body’s hot, and I’m totally selfless like that.

Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.

Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword to be peaches,” I said, grinning.

A pet rock is a serious commitment and too much responsibility for a ten year old to handle on his own

He made an unbelievable recovery (to get on the green) from where he was ‘¦ sometimes you get the breaks and sometimes you don’t. That’s golf. I couldn’t be prouder of Rob and the rest...

Day drag.” Ashley answered simply. “The sun turns vampires into dust and drag queens into this.” He motioned with his hand down his body.

We knew Bentonville would be tough and that it would take those three girls’ best efforts for us to win. Before the match, we talked about how it was important to play each shot as...

I was convinced that there was at least a seventy-three percent chance he was gay. I bumped it up from sixty-eight after our third game. Zack showed up wearing a light pink shirt that was...

I was very surprised to receive the award. As a coach, you’re only as good as your players. I’ve been fortunate to be surrounded by a good a group of girls the past few years...

The weather is supposed to be great. They say it’s going to be the nicest day of the week.