Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.
Nine out of ten Jarod Kintzes agree that there is only one Jarod Kintz.
I farted five fingers of happy. It was a hot hello.
I’d rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody.
Come Hell or High Water” usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub
Remember the Hottentots?” asked James. “They’ve become the Khoi now, which means that the Germans will have to retire that wonderful word of theirs, Hottentotenpotentatenstantenattentater, which means, as you know, one who attacks the aunt...