Did you hear what I said? She’s ex-Mob. Her gun probably eats guns like that for breakfast.

A member of one group told me that if i was really concerned about the liberation of Black people, i should quit school and get a job n a factory, that if i wanted to...

Vampires didn’t faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood.

To love, is to destroy.

On the way, I shared the backseat of Feyerabend’s little sports car with the inflatable raft he kept there in case an 8-point earthquake came while he was on the Bay Bridge.

LOL” – famouse quote by joey luis

Somebody needs to stop making those bullshit romantic comedies. they mess with your head.

In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She’d bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena’s, which had led to Mount Olympus’s first reality TV punishment program: ‘So You Think...

Between the suit and the pinkish hair, he looks like an emo gangster.

When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

I look like prep school Barbie,” Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. “Actually, you like prep school Barbie. I’m just Barbie’s friend.

I’m just trying not to have a Tom Cruise moment[…]He was having a very Tom Cruise moment

Kyo Sohma: One of these days I’ll make you say you’re sorry Yuki Sohma: looking bored I’m sorry. Kyo Sohma: Dammit That’s not what I meant Don’t you have any shame Yuki Sohma: still looking...

And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll”-Kaname Kuran”I DONT WANT IT!”-Zero Kiryu”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”-Juri Elizabeth Marin

Ow.””You had a mosquito.””No, I didn’t.

Speaking of fruit, I’m down–I mean, he’s down–to his underwear.

She is INSANE,” I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall’s living room.”Of course, she’s insane. That would be your genealogy by the way.

..I resent the jerk part. I’m meaner than that….

And why is Heather wearing pink? Come on, people.”Heather rolled her eyes and disappeared back inside the tent, reappearing a minute later with a dark gray T-shirt on.”Better?” She cocked her head at tristan.”Yes. You’ve...

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I guess I make things that need energy stronger. I’m like a walking battery.””You’re the table everyone wants at Starbucks,” Gansey mused as he began to walk again.Blue blinked. “What?”Over his shoulder, Gansey said, “Next...

My hands wrapped around his waist, traveling up the broad expanse of his back, mooth and hard, and…”Give it a rest, already,” Tod snapped from somewhere behind his brother. “It already smells like sex in...

Grace,” he roared in her face.

Yeah, and you’re ugly, but do I complain about it? No! Because I don’t complain about things that I can’t change. That’s called intelligence.

I got home from the FBi that day, put on my pajamas got a pint of Chunky Monkey, and watched ‘The Notebook’. Five times. Everyone left me alone. I suspect they were a little afraid...

(Jace) “Is there anything special you want to see? Paris? Budapest? The Leaning Tower of Pisa?” Only if it falls on Sebastian’s head, she thought.

Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD.

My odds were looking about as good as a main character in Game of Thrones.

Rhett, do you really–is it to protect me that you–” “Yes, my dear, it is my much advertised chivalry that makes me protect you.” The mocking light began to dance in his black eyes and...

It’s quite simple, really. Someone offers me chocolate cakeor donuts or something, I kind of black out, then come to andI’m covered in crumbs and feel like I want to barf, and yet I haveno...

Can we swim?” Sky asks, resting her chin on my shoulder.”Did you bring a suit?” Please say no, please say no…”Yeah.”Crap. “Great.

Oh, my dear! I’m afraid you’ve mistakenme for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you’re so kind to think I look...

Jen said some guy asked you but you didn’t want to go. Why not?”I shrug. “I have this character flaw? Called dignity?

It’s when I’m around some people that my entire vocabulary goes on vacation. Like now

Dirt and sweat. Very sexy.

I shook my head; I had died and woken up in High School Musical.

You just mingled saliva with the most beautiful boy ever to tread the hallways of Saint Pock’s. Saliva. There’s DNA in saliva. You’re like carrying his cells in your mouth like one of those weird...

Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, bad driving, good cooking, and the missing head of a Justin Timberlake statue. Not for the sour of...

I could hear him laughing. Son of a bit*h. I would kill him. I didn’t care if he was coyote or the son of Satan.He was a dead man walking.

Claire found herself staring at his feet, which were in bunny slippers. Myrnin looked down. “What?” he asked. “They’re quite comfortable.” He lifted on to look at it, and the ears wobbled in the air....

Right. Like I’m going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets.

They have provided a system which for terse comprehensiveness surpasses Justinian’s Pandects and the By-laws of the Chinese Society for the Suppression of Meddling with other People’s Business.

If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they’re accidentally discovered by some guy on a...

Why are there so many people out here?’ Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward.’Christmas shopping.’ I explained.’Already? Isn’t it early to returning things?’I really had no sense of how his mind worked.

He strode over to the ruined church. This, Blue had discovered, was how Gansey got places – striding. Walking was for ordinary people.

England is a nation of shopkeepers.

Graveyards were usually, in his team’s experience, a bad idea. This one was full of greenish lights that danced between the graves, and there were a couple of swaying figures, one an emaciated husk with...

You were the one who was born, so really I think that’s the root of the problem.

The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper.

Clary?” he thought.Her voice came through, tinged with alarm. “What is it? What’s happened? Did my mom find out I’m gone?””Not yet,” he thought back. “Is Azazel the cat from the Smurfs?”There was a long...