I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?

My name,” I tell Wilbur in the most dignified voice I can find, “Was inspired by Harriet Quimby, the first female American pilot and the first woman ever to cross the Channel in an aeroplane....

I’ll be sure to have my rape whistle,” Day retorted.

And Talon did not understand – no, strike that, he didn‘t want to understand – why seeing Hawk and Roadkill together gave him a funny ache in the pit of his stomach. Every time he...

It’s okay, Ig.” said Fang. “Just give it your best shot.” Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me.

Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil.

Shigure Sohma: So anyway I was wondering if you could stop by the house and take a look at Tohru’s cut. That is if it isn’t a problem.Hatori Sohma: No problem. I’ll stop by the...

Taylor clapped her hands three times for attention. “Ladies! Ladies! My stars! That’s enough. Now. We all know Miss Arkansas’s girls are fake, miss Ohio’s easier than making cereal, and Miss Montana’s dress is something...

I was glad nobody had noticed.I might have been offended if my uncle had punched me in the shoulder and said something inane like, “so you`re a man now.

I dab at the blood with some gauze from the kit, fighting back hysterical giggles. I blame it on the unbearable stress, not on the fact that I’m wiping Evan Walker’s ass.

I was gazing at a cup of cocoa on my night table. As I focused on the thick brown skin that had formed upon its surface like ice on a muddy pond something at the...

… Left weaponless, Roran was forced to retreat before the remaining soldier. He stumbled over a corpse, cutting his calf on a sword as he fell, and rolled to avoid a two-handed blow from the...

Maruman does not loll.

For refusing to collapse into an earth-devouring black hole under the force of its own staggering density, we dedicate this book to Theodore Roosevelt’s left testicle.

Lana was good for my ego. She was good for everything. Too bad I was straight. And then there was the whole ‘cousin’ thing

Sneak out.” He shrugged, as if that should have been a no-brainer. But that was easy for him to say. He was dead. What else could they do to him, take away his birthday?

hey the sky is the limit ok your so awesome you can always have a cool thing giong on

delicately approach you. In a sideways manner. From behind. Without being seen at all. For ten minutes.

Did you hear what I said? She’s ex-Mob. Her gun probably eats guns like that for breakfast.

A member of one group told me that if i was really concerned about the liberation of Black people, i should quit school and get a job n a factory, that if i wanted to...

Vampires didn’t faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood.

To love, is to destroy.

On the way, I shared the backseat of Feyerabend’s little sports car with the inflatable raft he kept there in case an 8-point earthquake came while he was on the Bay Bridge.

LOL” – famouse quote by joey luis

Somebody needs to stop making those bullshit romantic comedies. they mess with your head.

In the old legends, Arachne had gotten into trouble because of pride. She’d bragged about her tapestries being better than Athena’s, which had led to Mount Olympus’s first reality TV punishment program: ‘So You Think...

Between the suit and the pinkish hair, he looks like an emo gangster.

When you’re stressed, you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

I look like prep school Barbie,” Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. “Actually, you like prep school Barbie. I’m just Barbie’s friend.

I’m just trying not to have a Tom Cruise moment[…]He was having a very Tom Cruise moment

Kyo Sohma: One of these days I’ll make you say you’re sorry Yuki Sohma: looking bored I’m sorry. Kyo Sohma: Dammit That’s not what I meant Don’t you have any shame Yuki Sohma: still looking...

And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll”-Kaname Kuran”I DONT WANT IT!”-Zero Kiryu”HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA”-Juri Elizabeth Marin

Ow.””You had a mosquito.””No, I didn’t.

Speaking of fruit, I’m down–I mean, he’s down–to his underwear.

She is INSANE,” I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall’s living room.”Of course, she’s insane. That would be your genealogy by the way.

..I resent the jerk part. I’m meaner than that….

And why is Heather wearing pink? Come on, people.”Heather rolled her eyes and disappeared back inside the tent, reappearing a minute later with a dark gray T-shirt on.”Better?” She cocked her head at tristan.”Yes. You’ve...

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I guess I make things that need energy stronger. I’m like a walking battery.””You’re the table everyone wants at Starbucks,” Gansey mused as he began to walk again.Blue blinked. “What?”Over his shoulder, Gansey said, “Next...

My hands wrapped around his waist, traveling up the broad expanse of his back, mooth and hard, and…”Give it a rest, already,” Tod snapped from somewhere behind his brother. “It already smells like sex in...

Grace,” he roared in her face.

Yeah, and you’re ugly, but do I complain about it? No! Because I don’t complain about things that I can’t change. That’s called intelligence.

I got home from the FBi that day, put on my pajamas got a pint of Chunky Monkey, and watched ‘The Notebook’. Five times. Everyone left me alone. I suspect they were a little afraid...

(Jace) “Is there anything special you want to see? Paris? Budapest? The Leaning Tower of Pisa?” Only if it falls on Sebastian’s head, she thought.

Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD.

My odds were looking about as good as a main character in Game of Thrones.

Rhett, do you really–is it to protect me that you–” “Yes, my dear, it is my much advertised chivalry that makes me protect you.” The mocking light began to dance in his black eyes and...

It’s quite simple, really. Someone offers me chocolate cakeor donuts or something, I kind of black out, then come to andI’m covered in crumbs and feel like I want to barf, and yet I haveno...

Can we swim?” Sky asks, resting her chin on my shoulder.”Did you bring a suit?” Please say no, please say no…”Yeah.”Crap. “Great.

Oh, my dear! I’m afraid you’ve mistakenme for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you’re so kind to think I look...