I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?

My name,” I tell Wilbur in the most dignified voice I can find, “Was inspired by Harriet Quimby, the first female American pilot and the first woman ever to cross the Channel in an aeroplane....

She is INSANE,” I scream, standing in the middle of Marshall’s living room.”Of course, she’s insane. That would be your genealogy by the way.

..I resent the jerk part. I’m meaner than that….

And why is Heather wearing pink? Come on, people.”Heather rolled her eyes and disappeared back inside the tent, reappearing a minute later with a dark gray T-shirt on.”Better?” She cocked her head at tristan.”Yes. You’ve...

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I guess I make things that need energy stronger. I’m like a walking battery.””You’re the table everyone wants at Starbucks,” Gansey mused as he began to walk again.Blue blinked. “What?”Over his shoulder, Gansey said, “Next...

My hands wrapped around his waist, traveling up the broad expanse of his back, mooth and hard, and…”Give it a rest, already,” Tod snapped from somewhere behind his brother. “It already smells like sex in...

Grace,” he roared in her face.

Yeah, and you’re ugly, but do I complain about it? No! Because I don’t complain about things that I can’t change. That’s called intelligence.

I got home from the FBi that day, put on my pajamas got a pint of Chunky Monkey, and watched ‘The Notebook’. Five times. Everyone left me alone. I suspect they were a little afraid...

(Jace) “Is there anything special you want to see? Paris? Budapest? The Leaning Tower of Pisa?” Only if it falls on Sebastian’s head, she thought.

Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of The Cosby Show on DVD.

My odds were looking about as good as a main character in Game of Thrones.

Rhett, do you really–is it to protect me that you–” “Yes, my dear, it is my much advertised chivalry that makes me protect you.” The mocking light began to dance in his black eyes and...

It’s quite simple, really. Someone offers me chocolate cakeor donuts or something, I kind of black out, then come to andI’m covered in crumbs and feel like I want to barf, and yet I haveno...

Can we swim?” Sky asks, resting her chin on my shoulder.”Did you bring a suit?” Please say no, please say no…”Yeah.”Crap. “Great.

Oh, my dear! I’m afraid you’ve mistakenme for someone else! My name is Rhea Silvia. I was the mother to Romulus and Remus, thousands of years ago. But you’re so kind to think I look...

Jen said some guy asked you but you didn’t want to go. Why not?”I shrug. “I have this character flaw? Called dignity?

It’s when I’m around some people that my entire vocabulary goes on vacation. Like now

Dirt and sweat. Very sexy.

I shook my head; I had died and woken up in High School Musical.

You just mingled saliva with the most beautiful boy ever to tread the hallways of Saint Pock’s. Saliva. There’s DNA in saliva. You’re like carrying his cells in your mouth like one of those weird...

Warning: This book contains graphic language, sex, lies, intrigue, clowns, kleptomania, anal sex, oral sex, mutual masturbation, bad driving, good cooking, and the missing head of a Justin Timberlake statue. Not for the sour of...

I could hear him laughing. Son of a bit*h. I would kill him. I didn’t care if he was coyote or the son of Satan.He was a dead man walking.

Claire found herself staring at his feet, which were in bunny slippers. Myrnin looked down. “What?” he asked. “They’re quite comfortable.” He lifted on to look at it, and the ears wobbled in the air....

Right. Like I’m going to lose my freaking mind and hop right down the demonic bunny trail with Marshall so he can paw me every chance he gets.

They have provided a system which for terse comprehensiveness surpasses Justinian’s Pandects and the By-laws of the Chinese Society for the Suppression of Meddling with other People’s Business.

If Cameron kidnaps you, kills you, then buries your lifeless body in a shallow grave in the desert where your remains lay decomposing for several decades until they’re accidentally discovered by some guy on a...

Why are there so many people out here?’ Boomer asked as we bobbed and weaved roughly forward.’Christmas shopping.’ I explained.’Already? Isn’t it early to returning things?’I really had no sense of how his mind worked.

He strode over to the ruined church. This, Blue had discovered, was how Gansey got places – striding. Walking was for ordinary people.

England is a nation of shopkeepers.

Graveyards were usually, in his team’s experience, a bad idea. This one was full of greenish lights that danced between the graves, and there were a couple of swaying figures, one an emaciated husk with...

You were the one who was born, so really I think that’s the root of the problem.

The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as toilet paper.

Clary?” he thought.Her voice came through, tinged with alarm. “What is it? What’s happened? Did my mom find out I’m gone?””Not yet,” he thought back. “Is Azazel the cat from the Smurfs?”There was a long...

Well, then, he ought to write her a letter. He ought to say: ‘This is to tell you that I propose to live with you as soon as this show is over. You will be...

Shoes are stupid. Why do people wear them?” -BlissHe laughed, “So they don’t step on a nail and get tetanus, that’s why.” -Cade”Wear. Where. Wear. W’s are “-Bliss

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.

I am near fourteen and have never yet seen a hanging. My life is barren.

Izzy was utterly convinced. Never mind Arabian horses, African cheetahs. No creature in the world could bolt so quickly as a rake confronted with the word “marriage”. They ought to shout it out at footraces...

Coach,” Annabeth said, “it was an accident. We were talking, and we fell asleep.””Besides,” Percy said, “you’re starting to sound like Terminus.”Hedge narrowed his eyes. “Is that an insult, Jackson? ‘Cause I’ll-I’ll Terminus you, buddy!

Angélique Sookie, toi qui es la beauté et la gr ce incarnées, pardonne-moi. Je suis accablé à l’idée que cette ménade malfaisante et démoniaque ait pu oser violenter ce corps parfait et voluptueux qui est...

I did Google him, you know.””Oh, so you GOOGLED him Oh, well, that changes everything then, doesn’t it? What could I possibly worry about now that I know you’ve conducted such a thorough Internet search?

Enough!” ter Borcht said.

Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.

What a cool name. Where’d you get it?””I’ve always had it.

The wind is knocked out of me; and when I look up, I see Nine spitting blood out. He’s grinning. “Are you crazy?” I ask. “You’re enjoying this?” “I’ve been locked up for over a...

I’m simpley one hell of a butler.

Si un inglés se siente incómodo en una situación (es decir, en todas) prepara té. Es una regla universal: cuando no sepas qué hacer, pon la tetera en marcha. ,Que van a amputarte una pierna?...