I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?
There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.
If you don’t realize a deja vu, you have to realize you’re creating a deja vu
And,” Amber said, practically drooling as she ogled him, “it’s tradition for new arrivals to help with the pep rally.”Brooklyn quirked her lips in doubt. “Tradition?””It’s a new tradition,” Amber shot back.”Clearly the deeper meaning...
I’m sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?
Yes, my style sucks. But at least I didn’t bowl half a game with a nacho stuck to my ass.
I’ve been sick for so long I don’tremember a time when I wasn’t.
I like the name Lola, because it has LOL in the beginning.
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.
He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.
Only when we’ve got company.”–Jason questioning Timmy