I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?

My name,” I tell Wilbur in the most dignified voice I can find, “Was inspired by Harriet Quimby, the first female American pilot and the first woman ever to cross the Channel in an aeroplane....

Saw him where?””While I was sitting outside with one of my half aunts.”This seemed to satisfy Ronan was well, because he asked, “What’s the other half of her?””God, Ronan,” Adam said. “Enough.

He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.

Agatha, what do you see when you look in the mirror?””I don’t look in mirrors.””Why is that?””Because horses and hogs don’t sit around ogling their reflections!

Did you have fun? How many boys did you make out with? Seventy. At least. How many shots did you take?Fourteen. I let go of the wheel halfway home and Jesus drove me the rest...

I think a platform is missing its go-go dancer, Sabine.” Fey’s brutal tone cut through our courtesies.

Y’all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she’s petrified the kid’s gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a dish.

I can’t believe you just did that! Are you crazy?”I gripped the steering wheel tighter. “Why do people keep asking me that?”He turned to stare at me, his eyes worried. “Who else keeps asking you...

something really deep and inspirational.

I’m more lopsided than a one legged badger!” Graypaw stopped his careful stalking to wander comically across the clearing “I will have to settle for hunting stupid mice I shall just wander up to them,...

Are you two you know?” Jacob pointed at us. ” Together? Together? ” I didn’t get a chance to answer. Cam spun me around and kissed me, right there between the two buildings. It was...

I’m not sure on the protocol over here, though, is it customary to celebrate bastards?” Garrett’s comment hit the mark just like he knew it would. The smile was wiped from Milo’s face, and he...

And me thinks that guys who spout Shakespeare should be smacked in the face with a two by four,” Jeremy shot back.–Rafe & Jeremy

I’ve kissed my dad and mygranddad.

And I’ve got THIS,” I pulled out the signum and held it up for him to see, “that says I’m kindred. And I’ve got THIS,” I pointed at my head, “that says I’m as smart...

You stand out like a fart in church.

I love my haters, they rage and rage and all they do is spreading my word.

Only when we’ve got company.”–Jason questioning Timmy

Do not lick the cat! Nobody licks the cat!” Sam ordered when the silence stretched for too long.

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.

No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is…beastly.

Good God, I have taken leave of my senses. I never thank Delalieu. I’ve likely given the poor man a heart attack.

Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey

You were at the party on Friday night, weren’t you?” I didn’t mentioned I’d followed him into the woods.He leaned back in his chair, his legs sprawled out. His boots nudged the bottom ruffle of...

Everybody in!” I said.Which was when we discovered the final problem.Little Echos aren’t designed to hold six, count them six, larger-than-average-sized children.And their wings.And a dog.”This is like a clown car,” Total grumbled front my...

Azdaha were no joke. … Not much is known about this dragon [the aforementioned Gandarw], except that he apparently had yellow heels. I wonder why that was such an important detail. I mean if I...

He’s a pit bull,” Adam said.”I know some really nice pit bulls.””He’s the kind of pit that makes the evening news. Gansey’s trying to restrain him.””How noble.

The king picked up his goblet, swirling the wine inside. ‘I didn’t receive word that your legion was here.'”They’re not.”Chaol braced for the execution order, praying he wouldn’t be the one to do it. The...

You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found...

So anyway, I had this nightmare in which Jack was sexy and Kayla died.

You’re the most annoying girl on the planet. You make me want to throw myself off a bridge. And, unfortunately, I am one hundred percent, head-over-heels, crazy in love with you.

There will be no slandering of celestial beings. I’ve warned you on countless occasions.””If said celestial beings weren’t spreading celestial rumors, perhaps I wouldn’t be moved to wrench celestial balls.

I never thought I’d hear myself say it, but safety first!

Tell me the story,” said Fenchurch firmly. “You arrived at the station.””I was about twenty minutes early. I’d got the time of the train wrong.” “Get on with it.” Fenchurch laughed.”So I bought a newspaper,...

I’m not some character from a boys’ manga.” ~Yukio

What r u doing now?I’m beating my dad at poker. Picturing him with his family, I smiled. Getting ready for bed.Wish I was there. My eyes widened. What the what? Wait r u naked?No!!! I...

Your… Your aura. It’s… amazing. It’s shining. I mean, it always shines, but today… Well I’ve never seen anything like it. I didn’t expect that after everything that happened.’I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit...

Cillian’s been gone for a while. Like gone, Mal. Won’t answer texts or anything.”Mal shrugged again, encouraging the apeshit. “Mal. Did. You. Kill. Him.”Mal stared at him steadily, then shook his head. Slowly.”Good.

Always give 100%, unless you are giving your blood. You may want to keep some of that.

How about I take you to my studio? Much less dangerous. Plus, I need a model and you could sit for me.””You want me to sit for a portrait?” I asked stunned.”Actually, at the moment...

I, uh—,” I began oh so coherently, and then I jumped up, almost knocking himover, and raced down the dock. I took off, flying fast, like a rocket.

It’s all life is. Just going ’round kissing people.

And I’m sure the gay world is happy as hell about it.”– Jason & Sam

His life did not so much flash before his eyes, as slap him in the face

Archer! Let us fetch a spot of tea, old boy!

She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star.

My friends call me Wrath,” says Raffe. “My enemies call me Please Have Mercy. What’s your name, soldier boy?” Raffe’s mocking tone brings a flush to my cheeks for no reason.

I see ” the Inspector said and left it at that. Later I would have a quick piddle behind the caravan for insurance purposes. No one would be any the wiser.

It’s not such a huge deal when this happens at a 7-Eleven. It’s pretty huge, though, when you spend the entire job interview trying not to come across like a box of hair and you...