Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box!
Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I’d know me anywhere.
Time and Tide wait for no Man; what about woman ? How Sexist !
Caddy came home on Friday evening. Perfectly Harmless Patrick brought her in his battered old car…”Crikey, Caddy!” said Indigo, and he disappeared upstairs to tell Rose.Eve murmured, “Sweet,” rather doubtfully.Sarah said, not doubtfully at all,...
If you don’t fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working
Sometimes charm can make a person blind to truth…look at Ted Bundy.
Green grass breaks through snow,Artemis pleads for my help,I am so cool.
Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence of my contact when the sweat causes the ink from the marker to...
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.