Yes, I’m a nice man and I enjoy babies. I’m a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it was the first time either of us cried.

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in ’81.

I think I look great in green, and I’m going to start wearing more green.

You know it’s funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it’s curious that they don’t do it. They would...

Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy...

I think it’s one of the main negative emotional ingredients that fuels show business, because there’s so much at stake and the fear of failure looms large.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

The comic strip is what I looked at, and it’s another reason I did it. The comic strip, where animals would comment on human behavior, interested me.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

I think sometimes I should do more carousing, because I don’t do much and maybe it would be fun occasionally. It’s hard for me to have fun and I’m a serious thinker and a searcher...

It’s not the hair on your head that matters. It’s the kind of hair you have inside.

I practice safe sex – I use an airbag.

First of all, I’m not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

I’m good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

Here’s the thing – I’m single, I haven’t been married, I don’t have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here’s a movie for...

I’m not a party guy. I don’t carouse very much.

I don’t like this reality television, I have to be honest, … I think real people should not be on television. It’s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear...

I actually think I’m more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn’t pull his head into the shell very often, I in...

I’ve never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I’ve done a lot of stuff. I don’t know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching...

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.

I don’t know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

Rip as we know is vastly experienced and funnier than I think anyone knew. The show really reveals him to be a brilliant comedic actor.

After making love I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody

I don’t know why men are so fascinated with television and I think it has something to do with – if I may judge from my own father, who used to sit and stare at...

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.

I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don’t even need a...

Which is, I’m an optimist that two people can be together to work out their conflicts. And that commitment, I think, might be what love is, because they both grow from their relationship.

I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know.

I like going into nature and that’s where I’m happiest.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn’t be able to survive.

What Planet Are You From?

I play basketball on Sundays and I’m a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.