Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

It doesn’t matter if you and everyone else in the room are thinking it. You don’t say the words. Words are weapons. They blast big bloody holes in the world. And words are bricks. Say...

If you ever need to confirm that a girl is worth coming back from Hell for, show her your monster arm and see what she says.

There are two Venices I know about and one of them is a hotel in Vegas. The other is an L.A. beach where pretty girls walk their dogs while wearing as little as possible and...

Nothing nice happens to murdered women.

As each wave of technology is released. It must be accompanied by a demand for new skills, new language. Consumers must constantly update their ways of thinking, always questioning their understanding of the world. Going...

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence.Or insanity.

Love a man who’ll bleed to make a point. (Candy)

Don’t drink too much.””When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I’ll stop.””I’ll have to get a shorter name.””I’ll have to forget how to spell it.

Fuck you, angel. Fuck you and all God’s little prison bitches. He slips you some cigarettes and a con job smile and you run off to do his dirty work for him. Go and scare...

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

The dead think they can get away with anything because you’ll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure you deal and don’t let them buy you drinks. They’ll slip...

If fucking up is power, I should be the Hulk by now.

Thanks for treating me like, you know, a person through all this shit. I know that isn’t always easy. (Stark)You do have a habit of pissing on other people’s welcome mats. But, when a gentleman...

Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it’s a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?

If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus’s guest room.

This is where you first failed us. You gave us minds and told us not to think. You gave us curiosity and put a booby-trapped tree right in front of us. You gave us sex...

When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted out of Heaven and bored with Hell, wandered the Earth sticking little girls’ pigtails in inkwells and...

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.

Hell didn’t make me a monster. It just confirmed all my worst fears about myself.

It’s more like how some people can’t help but bring out the not necessarily righteous parts of your personality. Like how you meet someone and instantly know they’re a full-time professional victim, and no matter...

I’ll give you another example. The snake in the Garden of Eden?” “Yeah?””It was just a snake. Humanity’s first real decision was to defy God. So was mine. That’s the reason I make you uncomfortable....

Don’t talk. Kill it.”That might be the sweetest thing a woman’s ever said to me on a first date.

They can talk shit about each other behind the others’ backs, but when it comes down to it, money is the one true race and everyone down here is the color of greenbacks and as...

*For eleven years, I’ve been worked over and abused in ways you can’t imagine by things you don’t want to know about. I’ve killed every kind of vile, black-souled, dead-eyed nightmare that ever made you...