Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.
THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: ‘Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.
A good motto to live by: ‘Always try not to get killed.
Let a smile be your umbrella, and you’ll end up with a face full of rain.
I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.
Don’t give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.
The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.