A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Someday I’m going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
Mothers don’t want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
I can’t even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn’t even own a belt.
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
I don’t understand why people don’t remember my name.
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
If I hadn’t become a celebrity, I’d probably be an alcoholic.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate!