Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend.
Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.
You fall in love and it completely consumes you. So a part of you is broken when that’s gone. And part of you wants to have that rebellious feeling where you’re just like “Forget it-...
Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.
You don’t fall in love, you grow in love…If you fallen love, you can fall out of it. We’ll let love grow.
For those who have true love, have no limits of expressing their love to one another yet it is a sad fact that those who are searching for love, fear expressing their love to even...
Trust is the bedrock of intimacy; it is the ability to rely on someone because you believe that he or she has your best interest at heart.
I wasn’t good at this dating business. If that’s what we were doing. I wasn’t very good at predating either. I’d say I wasn’t good at postdating, but I hadn’t yet had an opportunity to...
Yes, I totally would date a fan! I get this question a lot, but I’m always saying yes.
Sometimes a girl needs to be told what a guy feels, rather than trying to decipher the signs.
The truth is ladies…Good men are an endangered specie. So if you have a good man dont shuffle your KING for a JOKER.
After our date, I spent about an hour trying to get in her pants before finally giving up. Her pocket was just too tight.
There are no failures. Just experiences.
She looked confused. She looked off-balance. That’s a technique I employ to get dates, and it always works.
There are three ways you can get along with a girl: one, shut up and listen to what she has to say; two, tell her you like what she’s wearing; and three, treat her to...
We can let go of the person or love or friendship without letting go of the lesson.
The best relationships are between two people who care more about each other’s good than their own momentary pleasure.
I needed out. The Jeep wasn’t fast enough. I shut it down, grabbed the keys and started running like a bear was at my heels. I couldn’t even see Henry anymore through my tears so...
He leaned toward me and said his name like he was sharing a secret and it made me think he probably kept a lot of secrets. His smile was sweet and his teeth the tiniest...
Hi, my name is Bridin Blackthorn. I’m next in line to rule the local werewolf pack. I like long walks on the beach and destroying my enemies. I have four older brothers, so watch your...
[The White Sox are 9-1 in the postseason and 14-1 dating to the last week of the regular season, but it won’t go to their heads.] Today I was in the clubhouse and we were...
Respect is more valuable then the amount of times guys flirt with you.It’s better to have one trustworthy real man then any amount of boys interested in you. The “cool” guys may not notice or...
Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.
You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.
I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.
You doan go diggin’ for gold in an outhouse.
Never rearrange your life in order to meet Mr. Darcy half way. If he couldn’t see your worth at the moment you met then he won’t two years later. May the halls of Pemberly be...
—Shannon L. Alder
You don’t have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire.
I peeled the skin off a grape in slippery little triangles, and I understood then that I would be undressing every item of food I could because my clothes would be staying on.
Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex.””At least you know he’s still available.
It’s really hard to walk in a single woman’s shoes — that’s why you sometimes need really special shoes!
—Sex and the City
You’re not discontent for wanting to be in a relationship, you’re just human.
I’m about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word “busy” is the relationship Weapon of Mass...
Young man, the fact that she did not accept your proposal for a relationship does not define why you should hate her. She may not become your BRIDE, but she can be the BRIDGE you...
She invited me out to dinner, and I declined saying I’m not a fan of big groups. She said it would be just us two, and I said, Like I said, I’m not a fan...
On my first date with Agatha, I wore tight green Spandex, which made my skinny legs look like asparagus. Knowing no heterosexual woman could resist such a temptation, I set out to seduce her.
Me and her, we’re both hiding who we really are. This is a common practice. It’s called dating.
The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.
Our service is outperforming because we’re coming out of the traditional online dating sandbox.
My mom told me once that Wyatt loved her the way a boy will love his mother, but I loved her the way an artist loves another. Jo taught me what that meant.
I recognized Meg’s swirly handwriting and crooked my index finger into the side of the envelope to rip it open. There was no letter. Just a picture. A picture of Meg holding a picture of...
Do you like my brother?” And there goes Dan’s confidence. He keeps his eyes resolutely on the field. “Uh… yes? I mean… I think everyone likes your brother, don’t they?” She leans over and gives...
Maybe love is something we’re meant to say casually and not regard as a prize from a treasure chest that a person earns.
And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to “You need to get laid” to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I’d...
I’ve found that when you’re wrapped up in the process of dating and want so badly to have something work out with someone -anyone- it’s easy to forget that your choices aren’t limited to one...
When a man’s bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman’s body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.
Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.
You can never please everybody, don’t even try.
Our public schools should not sponsor groups that are nothing more than taxpayer subsidized dating services.
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