Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend.

Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

You fall in love and it completely consumes you. So a part of you is broken when that’s gone. And part of you wants to have that rebellious feeling where you’re just like “Forget it-...

Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.

You don’t fall in love, you grow in love…If you fallen love, you can fall out of it. We’ll let love grow.

The humiliation that Jane had felt turned to something else–grief perhaps, or regret. Regret that she had not known how to act with a boy, regret that she had not been wiser.

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

Your single not because you are not good enough for one, it’s that you’re too good for the wrong one.

Who’re you going with, then?” said Ron.”Angelina,” said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment.”What?” said Ron, taken aback. “You’ve already asked her?””Good point,” said Fred. He turned his head and called across the common...

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life...

I prefer long-distance relationships. If we were dating, would you be offended if I asked you to stand back a few feet?

When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.

The attitude you pose is greatly influenced by the links of friendships you bookmark. Good friends, good attitudes; best friends, best attitudes. Guess what for toxic friends…!

Since my love is so foggy, I could never date a woman named Misty. Or Steve, because that’s my dad’s name, and that’d be strange.

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds,” I added. Radar tapped a locker twice with his fist to show his approval, and...

What you are as a single person, you will be as a married person, only to a greater degree. Any negative character trait will be intensified in a marriage relationship, because you will feel free...

Is this when you tell me I’m your soul mate, O’Neill?

Things are crazy here, and I’m questioning everything.

When you end a chapter in your book of ‘Wrong Men,’ don’t close the book of your love story, just turn the page.

Are you sure you want to go out with someone with that kind of history? …He could have a psychotic break. I read that people get those when they’re twenty-eight.

Sometimes when you lose someone, it’s at that moment that you realize how much they mean to you. And when that happens, and when you think about how you let them slip away, you know...

It isn’t that I dislike artists, but I can’t stand anyone who puts on those ponderous airs of a man of character.

To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.

A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.

Hey, he’s awesome. A little unstable, but awesome. We got along great.” Adrian opened the door to the building we were seeking. “And he’s a badass in his way too. I mean, any other guy...

We men are very simple people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If we don’t want anything from you, we’re not coming over there. Period. Please highlight this part right here...

True love still exists if you believe in it; just as one candle light shines upon many in darkness, so is the light of ones heart that believes in true love.

Half of the time, the Holy Ghost tries to warn us about certain people that come into our life. The other half of the time he tries to tell us that the sick feeling we...

There’s no savior here. Especially not at 1:15 a.m.

Dinner was served on mismatched plates with paper napkins and silverware that looked like it had been stolen from a school cafeteria. The spaghetti was from a box that was still poking out of the...

You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing’s happening.

When a boy’s first romantic interlude is with Pheobe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life.

I hate how it’s so much easier to be open and straightforward to a computer screen than to an actual person.

Well, I’m sure you’ll find someone somewhere who’ll have you.

A circular table that spins around is a great way to make a romantic dinner for two with three people less awkward. I’ll pay for myself, I promise.

I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky. I found a four-leaf clover.

Women want a lot of sex with the man they love; men want to have a lot of sex with a lot of different women.

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn’t want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.

Really, weren’t these facts just placeholders until the long view could really assert itself?

A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.

A while back, when Dick and Barry and I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like, Barry proposed the idea of a questionnaire for prospective partners.

Camus and Henry waved to me from that muddy truck. They both wanted me to get over myself.So, this was me, getting over myself. And it was about time.

He carried her until he reached one of the hot springs around what became Chapin, and then he walked into the water with her and held her there for three days. He had about given...

To be rejected by someone doesn’t mean you should also reject yourself or that you should think of yourself as a lesser person. It doesn’t mean that nobody will ever love you anymore. Remember that...

That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

I understand we’ll be attending your friend Miss Worthington’s Christmas ball. Perhaps I’ll find a suitable– which is to say wealthy– wife among the ladies attending.”And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent.

Daughter! Get you an honest Man for a Husband, and keep him honest. No matter whether he is rich, provided he be independent. Regard the Honour and moral Character of the Man more than all...

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

Just as with swimming or riding a bike, you can’t really learn how to fall in love from reading a book not even this one. Sure you can read about the different swimming strokes or...

Sometimes the guy you think is too nice, is just the guy trying his hardest to love you.