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You fall in love and it completely consumes you. So a part of you is broken when that’s gone. And part of you wants to have that rebellious feeling where you’re just like “Forget it-...

—Selena Gómez

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Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.

—Zack Love

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You don’t fall in love, you grow in love…If you fallen love, you can fall out of it. We’ll let love grow.

—Bethany Jett

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Never develop any mysticism, about love; for love itself is a mystic thing that puts you in a mystic situation.

—Auliq Ice

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It’s probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he’s absolutely lethal.

—Charlaine Harris

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If you cannot be yourself in a relationship, you no longer have one.

—ArielandShya Kane

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There’s a beautiful poem at the beginning of a collection of books we call the Bible. In that poem, it is written: “Then God said, ‘Let us make man.’” God then recognized that it was...

—Cole Ryan

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There’s nothing like that feeling of waiting for a guy. It’s the loneliest feeling in the world. Holding that cell phone in your hand as you take out the trash, use the bathroom, change the...

—Hilary Winston

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Love tip # 29: Increase your chances of getting to second date by not having stinky garlic breath during the end of the first date. Especially if you’re dating a vampire.

—Jarod Kintz

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Not only is my lover invisible, but she’s also nonexistent. Talk about a cheap date!

—Jarod Kintz

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It’s all life is. Just going ’round kissing people.

—F. Scott

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She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date...

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m nothing but envious that you’ve been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on a new blind date every Friday, only to have your, already extremely low, expectations dashed as you meet...

—Jane Green

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The wonderful, beautiful thing that happens when you rid yourself of the things that don’t see your worth? You make space in your life for all the glorious things you deserve.

—Mandy Hale

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…for Christians typical dating can often be a swerver – an approach to relationships that wants to go in a different direction than the one God has for us.

—Joshua Harris

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You okay?

—Laura Anderson

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Now that I think about it, maybe he is a werewolf. I can picture him lunging over the moors in hot pursuit of his prey, and I’m certain that he wouldn’t think twice about eating...

—Mary Ann

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He firmly pulled her body against his and he brushed her lips with his. Staring into her eyes, he lightly slid his tongue across her bottom lip. She drew a deep, staggered breath in response...

—Laney Smith

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A year ago I would’ve been taken in by his chivalry, but now I knew what laid behind the façade: a frog waiting to bite me where it hurt the most given half the chance.

—Luella Christie

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A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

—Rita Rudner

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Girls like well-built boys. Women love well-paid men.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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I met a woman who told me that she wasn’t attracted to Asians. “No worries,” I said. “I’m not attracted to racists

—Simon Tam

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Realize that maturity does not come with age but with acceptance of responsibility.

—Michelle McKinney

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I hate to say it, but all that stuff they try to tell you about women being empowered and how it’s fine for a woman to ask a man out, well, it’s crap.’ I look...

—Robin Epstein

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When you loved someone and had to let them go, there will always be that small part of yourself that whispers, “What was it that you wanted and why didn’t you fight for it?

—Shannon L. Alder

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Commonsense will never come from following your heart; wisdom is only stored in the mind.

—Shannon L. Alder

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I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb?

—Carol Maloney

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New Rule: You’re never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don’t look like you’re sensitive, you look like you’re homeless.The last guy to pick...

—Bill Maher

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Anybody who predicts the death of cities has already met his spouse.

—Clay Shirky

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She looked at him, his soft brown eyes and tall form, and contemplated raising herself on her toes and kissing his ear, or his cheek…Instead, impulsively before leaving, she reached up and smoothed his mussed...

—Heather Dixon

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Busy’ is another word for ‘asshole’. ‘Asshole’ is another word for the guy you’re dating.

—Greg Behrendt

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My asshole smells like burnt firewood, and I’ve got firemen calling me. But I won’t answer, because my answer is no, they can’t take me out on a date.

—Jarod Kintz

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This is the hour I hide everythingBehind my eyesTo see if you can seeAll the trouble my brain’s been brewing. Yes, I feel I am the worst and you are the bestAnd yet, and yet,...

—Evan Roskos

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third wheel,” I rode my tricycle to the restaurant where they were having their first date. I didn’t bring my wallet, so I hope they don’t mind paying for my dinner too. Ah, but that’s...

—Jarod Kintz

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I refer to myself as he, the third person, because the first two people are out on a date. They probably expect me to pick up their tab.

—Jarod Kintz

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And I, Nephi, took one of the daughters of Ishmael to wife.’ Well Mr. Go-And-Do just went and did!

—John Bytheway

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Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials….I would love to’ pay no interest for 6 months

—Josh Stern

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There I’m only myself,” she’d said. Standing in the middle of masterpieces that only Jo had ever seen and touched, I knew what she meant.

—Laura Anderson

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He comes in through people. People who love us anyway. They jump right into the chaos with us and try to help us make sense of it. That’s what mercy is…it’s choosing to help, or...

—Laura Anderson

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I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he’d be like the rest of them.

—Meredith Schorr

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A person’s readiness to date is largely a matter of maturity and environment.

—Myles Munroe

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… you’ve experienced the single scene out there – it’s blood test and background checks and references and ‘Please pee in this cup before we can go on a date’ screenings, all clinical and stripped...

—Katie MacAlister

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And I met Madeline’s necromancer. His name’s Luca.” “A death detector?” Tod made a face. “That’s creepy.” “It gets weirder. He’s dating Sophie.” “On purpose?

—Rachel Vincent

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To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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A ‘good man’ is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.

—Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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That night, Hallie was relieved when Linda Soares, the town librarian who’d spent years trying to impress Nick with her low-cut shirts and book recommendations, joined them for dinner.

—Patry Francis

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Funny, cute and kissableI’ve found a girl that makes me lose controlEvery night’s like the first nightNever gettin’ old

—The Summer

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