Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.

To fall in love is a legendary action that doesn’t need any explanation.

…he had a way of taking your hand which made it clear he’d have to be the one to let go.”From Alice Hoffman’s “Local Girls”, pg.102.

I don’t understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I’m interested in someone, and I don’t want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat...

I’m thinking there should be a dating site called “Tap That” – Jonathan “Jack” McVoy

Trust me, somewhere over the rainbow, happily ever after, etcetera, etcetera – looks far less likely in your mid-thirties.

I am single because I am allergic for cursing words and bad table manners

At the end of the first date, I got my courage up and I made a move. One U-Haul van and 1,500 miles later, I regretted my boldness.

Maybe the Buddha was right: pain and suffering are the only true constants in life.

I just figured that was the life I picked, so I had to make the most of it.

My method is based on female psychology, so it works regardless of your looks or money

Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake & help us see we are worth so much more than we’re settling for.

And I have to say, books haven’t helped much with all this. Because whenever you read anything about love, whenever anyone tries to define it, there’s always a state or an abstract noun, and I...

Is that you, as big as you are, know how to walk gently on this earth.

On the best nights, he’d appear outside the bookstore window and wait for me to unlock the door. He usually hadn’t had time to shower between doing things with cattle and horses and coming to...

A male-female close-friendship hardly differs from a relationship; it takes “relating” to be friends. But sadly, not every relationship has friendship in it. It’s just ironical that two people who are not good enough to...

And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.

A true champion of love and sport wears it proudly in all aspects of life.

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.

When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the woman has been.

Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.

His attention means nothing if you don’t have his respect.

Trust is something you have to practice. Someday you’re going to fall in love with someone, and you need to understand what trust is all about. What you doing now is developing bad practices of...

this one’s more like one of those self-assembly Swedish wardrobes.

Ordinarily, I am the person who falls in love quickly and somewhat inappropriately and then goes on to destroy what is a good thing. That’s always been my style. So, you know: I get it....

Whoever you choose to fall in love with, is an important decision of yours, but you better choose carefully ‘Cause you’re capable of anything. Of anything and everything.

No matter how great the initial chemistry is, if your values are on two different pages, the odds of your marriage working decrease significantly.

Do many guys ask you out twice?””Only the ones with balls.

I believe being a ‘gentleman’ goes well beyond holding the door for a girl and letting her go before you. It’s about being vulnerable for her. I think that when it comes to the way...

She kept reminding me she was at a wedding, which didn’t really help my emotional state, if you know what I mean.

you see a nigga won’t give a good girl shit yet he will spend his last dime trying to make a bad girl his bitch. He will go broke trying to trap some whore into...

I won’t wear my invisible cloak.

For our fourth date, I said I wanted Italian, and she said she wanted Chinese. We decided to compromise and meet at the movie theater after we’d both eaten.

I took it for granted that there must be a few men left in the world who had that kind of strength. I assumed that those men would also be looking for women with principle....

If you’d rather not go with me, I will completely understand and won’t hate you for more than a day. Maybe two.

Breakups have a way of shaking us awake and helping us see what we really want vs. what we are willing to settle for.

Every relationship for a Christian is an opportunity to love another person like God has loved us.

Okay, news flash. Jealousy is not something I enjoy. I hadn’t felt it much before. But I’d also never been in love. And I’d never been 3,300 miles away from the girl I loved while...

I wish Goodreads was also a dating site.

Why do you have bungee cords back here?” she asked.”I’m dating again.

To all ladies who like offering sex to a man in the first few weeks of dating, this is what happens: Once he penetrates you, he will start seeing invisible spots on your face, which...

Unfortunately, he still hadn’t asked for my number, or a date, or my hand in marriage, and my drink was getting low.

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.

That kiss you gave me was the hottest kiss i’ve ever had. I pulled away because i was afraid i wouldn’t be able to stop myself from ripping off your clothes. And that didn’t seem...

God knows both your name and address. When the right man comes along God will lead him to your door. And that man will recognize your name.

Never talk to them when they’re human, or they’ll trick you. You’ll get confused and sympathetic. That was what his mom always said. She was probably right. Last time he talked to a werewolf, he...

Love doesn’t make the world go ’round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

The only love you have to prove in life is your love of God and helping others. Anyone that can’t see that has proven themselves to be unworthy of your time because why would you...

The humiliation that Jane had felt turned to something else–grief perhaps, or regret. Regret that she had not known how to act with a boy, regret that she had not been wiser.