Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.

Love can be expressed in a myriad of different methods, but the most timeless and most treasured will always remain the classic love letter.

You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing’s happening.

When a boy’s first romantic interlude is with Pheobe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life.

I hate how it’s so much easier to be open and straightforward to a computer screen than to an actual person.

Well, I’m sure you’ll find someone somewhere who’ll have you.

A circular table that spins around is a great way to make a romantic dinner for two with three people less awkward. I’ll pay for myself, I promise.

I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky. I found a four-leaf clover.

Women want a lot of sex with the man they love; men want to have a lot of sex with a lot of different women.

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn’t want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.

Really, weren’t these facts just placeholders until the long view could really assert itself?

A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her existence.

A while back, when Dick and Barry and I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like, Barry proposed the idea of a questionnaire for prospective partners.

Camus and Henry waved to me from that muddy truck. They both wanted me to get over myself.So, this was me, getting over myself. And it was about time.

He carried her until he reached one of the hot springs around what became Chapin, and then he walked into the water with her and held her there for three days. He had about given up when she opened her eyes and whispered his name.

To be rejected by someone doesn’t mean you should also reject yourself or that you should think of yourself as a lesser person. It doesn’t mean that nobody will ever love you anymore. Remember that only ONE person has rejected you at the moment, and it only hurt so much because to you, that person’s...

That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

I understand we’ll be attending your friend Miss Worthington’s Christmas ball. Perhaps I’ll find a suitable– which is to say wealthy– wife among the ladies attending.”And perhaps they will run screaming for the convent.

Daughter! Get you an honest Man for a Husband, and keep him honest. No matter whether he is rich, provided he be independent. Regard the Honour and moral Character of the Man more than all other Circumstances. Think of no other Greatness but that of the soul, no other Riches but those of the Heart....

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

Just as with swimming or riding a bike, you can’t really learn how to fall in love from reading a book not even this one. Sure you can read about the different swimming strokes or the parts of a bicycle; you can learn the theory and physics behind the sport. But to get to the...

Sometimes the guy you think is too nice, is just the guy trying his hardest to love you.

While learning others, respect demands that one never takes issue with another’s freedom to choose their ‘get down’ – their way of living… and don’t be mad. But carefully listen, observe, and compare mental notes before you open your heart’s desire — to make a clear determination what’s in your best interest. If you already...

There were conversations going back and forth between the city and the county dating back to the early or mid- 1970s.

The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like a Weight Watcher’s diet, with extra points at the end of the week if you don’t cheat.

To win the hearts of beautiful creatures, your stories must always be told with a joyful face, full of sweetness and love, seen at a distance with kindness.

One girl raved about a nice voicemail a guy had recently left her. I kindly requested she play it and heard this gem: ‘Hey, Lydia. It’s Sam. Just calling to say what’s up. Gimme a ring when you get a chance.’THAT WAS IT.I pleaded to know what was so great about this. She sweetly recalled...

Tall men are the most romantically successful group on earth, bar none: more successful than rich people, accomplished people and educated people.

Love is often confused with attraction. Love is an action, it’s a choice. We can choose to love someone. Attraction, however, is a feeling, it’s an emotion, it’s temporary.

We have better relationships with those who truly seek us rather than those sitting on the couch watching us move mountains trying to prove ourselves.

I suppose it was that in courtship everything is regarded as provisional and preliminary, and the smallest sample of virtue or accomplishment is taken to guarantee delightful stores which the broad leisure of marriage will reveal. But the door-sill of marriage once crossed, expectation is concentrated on the present. Having once embarked on your marital...

Love is like a spring rain on a sunny September morning. And when I go out on dates, I bring my own jars of pickles. Women probably find it not only practical, but devastatingly sexy.

Your relationship may be “Breaking Up,” but you won’t be “Breaking Down.” If anything your correcting a mistake that was hurting four people, you and the person your with, not to mention the two people who you were destined to meet.

I recently heard a talk about identity in which the speaker said it’s almost as though we are born into a world in which we are constantly being labeled by others — our parents, our friends, our family, and people we don’t even know. Each person, from the outside looking in, comes up with a...

His name is Tyson? I hate to break it to you, but you dated a brand of chicken.

Dating is no charge prostitution.

Having a girlfriend was no longer my greatest need. Knowing and obeying Him was . I wanted to please Him in my relationships even if it meant looking radical and foolish to other people – even if it meant kissing dating goodbye.

For a second, I stared at the map of her veins just under the surface of her thin skin. It was like her body was trying to become diaphanous. Instead of getting harder and stronger and full of life as we age, we disappear slowly. Our skin thins and evaporates. Our nails barely coat our...

Dating is like trying to make a meal out of leftovers. Some leftovers actually get better when they’ve had a little time to mature. But others should be thrown out right away, No matter how you try to warm them up, they’re never as good as when they were new.

You know you found the right one when you stop looking for “more.

Flattery does not encourage the perfect flow of love in the vein of your relationship. Be genuine and speak out what you feel for each other without hiding the painful truth.

If I get that girl’s number I will never ask another girl for her number again.

Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.

Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.

You talk more when you’re nervous,” he said, still standing close to her.”No i don’t. That’s absurd. I’m just trying to explain to you-“”Do i make you nervous?””No. I’m not nervous.””You’re trembling.””I’m cold. I’m wearing practically zero clothes.”His glance went to her lips, then back to her eyes. “I noticed.

Happiness is part of being whole. It means having an understanding of your identity and purpose, an established feeling of acceptance and value, and a sense of destiny, joy, and peace — all of which produce overall well-being. It is impossible to be consistently happy without these characteristics. All people need to know who they...

Basically, dating is like climbing a volcano and you never know when it’s going to erupt, dumping molten lava and burning you

If you go looking for love you won’t find it because love is never lost; only we are lost.

Often romantic relationships fail because you are trying to get someone to fall in love with the YOU that you never discovered.

People pleasing doesn’t allow you to receive.