I have a strict moral code. I don’t share penises with friends.
Tommy asks where Carolyn is.”She’s at Cindy’s.””They live together now,” Salvador added.”Didn’t they just start dating?” Tommy asked.Tiger answered, “Yeah… A couple of WEEKS ago.”Unhappy about the news, Tommy objects to Carolyn moving in with...
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date.
Some people will only value what they HAVE when it becomes what they HAD
Don’t date anyone you can’t see yourself marrying.
One of the best things about humans is their ability to love.
If you cannot attract a woman, you are, by definition, sterile.
Maybe this was a male-female translation problem. I read an article once that said that when women have a conversation, they’re communicating on five levels. They follow the conversation that they’re actually having, the conversation...
When we reach our highest potential, we will find our highest love.