Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband’s girlfriend.

Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.

Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.

On the porch were the still-smoking remains of long-stemmed roses, evidence that someone angry and passive-aggressive didn’t know Peter was out of town.

I had a date, Mom. He’s marrying the bride.

If you never learned to hold onto someone, how could it possibly hurt now to let them go?

How about a man?” she retorts.

It is well known that a man, when wooing a lady to be his wife, must first win over the females she most confides in—her friends, of course, and her sister, if she has one.

Dating is probably the most fraught human interaction there is. You’re sizing people up to see if they’re worth your time and attention, and they’re doing the same to you. It’s meritocracy applied to personal...

While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn’t sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn’t...

It’s proper netiquette to send a lot of messages to matches on internet dating websites.

Life is about having the courage, or finding it along the way, to become a fuller person so that you can enjoy it more and feel more alive by pursuing interests that might be out...

I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her house, dropped her off, and went home to masturbate.

soul mate” really just the best approximation of ourselves that we can find?

Values are sometimes worth living and dying for, and are certainly worth dating and breaking up over.

The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date.

Her hands crept around his neck, tangling in his hair to keep him closer, even though she knew that beautiful boys with expiration dates couldn’t be held, only borrowed for a time.

Shaw Centre has restaurants on the fourth floor, where the ACS boy can pull chairs out for her. Girls love this because no one else does it for them, especially not those sotong RI boys.

Most kids grow sullen and angry when they’re working through issues, but Thanet mustered up another kind of bull-headed strength. The kind that sees beyond circumstances to what really matters. How could anyone hurt a...

His room was dark until he switched on his desk lamp. I sat on the floor next to his bed and watched him counting clothes and considering shoes. He seemed so boyish right then—like he...

I came into the room, which was half dark, and presently spotted Lord Kelvin in the audience and realised that I was in for trouble at the last part of my speech dealing with the...

You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each...

Singles, fornicating is an internship for adultery.

A civilized woman’s demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.

There is a correlation between one’s estimation of the odds of finding a new lover who is, at the least, of the same standard as they one they’re currently in a dead relationship with, and,...

What organized dating sites fail to understand is that the people are far more interesting in what they don’t say about themselves.

If you continue to entertain “boys”, don’t be upset when you can’t find a “man”.

She had thought he was dead, or at least not totally alive, and you could not still be dating someone you believe had an autopsy, so it was not really cheating.

Some women like to treat a man like a piece of bubble gum. The poor sap thinks everything’s fine. And it is—until the taste runs out. Then she’ll just spit him out the car window...

Never love someone beneath your level of evolution. If you want a monkey, you can visit one at your local zoo.

Love with your whole heart, and never be sorry you did.–tdf

The thought of being completely dependent disturbs people till the moment their eyes are opened to reality.

True respect means accepting someone and honoring his or her thoughts and feelings.

I don’t understand dating.. and the other things that people do.. all I know is that you ought to find the one you recognize. The one who gives you four arms, four legs, four eyes,...

I’ve sequenced the questions for maximum speed of elimination,’ I explained. ‘I believe I can eliminate most women in less than forty seconds. Then you can choose the topic of discussion for the remaining time.’...

It is easier to lie to yourself than hear others tell you that tell you that you are a fool.

Don’t turn a good dude who is loyal to his chick into a bad nigga by throwing yourself at him when he is already committed. Know when to stay the hell away.Good men are rare....

I booked a table for two at a five-star restaurant. Rebecca couldn’t make it, because at the last minute I backed out of asking her.

I’d be pretty embarrassed if I met my girlfriend through speed dating.

Your profile said beautiful. You kind of overreached on that one.

We kissed, and sparks went off in my chest. At the end of the night he said, ‘I know what you’re thinking. You’re wondering if I’ll call tomorrow. I’ll do better than that.’ He called...

If a man WANTS to be with you, he will make his actions clear. There won’t be any questions, murkiness, cloudiness, or fear.

As I see it, dating is a product of our entertainment-driven, disposable-everything American culture…Love and romance became things people could solely enjoy for their recreational value.

Were you not aware high school dances suck? That they always have sucked and they will continue sucking as long as the world turns?

Fellowship” is a Christianspeak for “flirt with unsuccessfully”.

Sooo, I’m tired of people thinking I’m a freak. I know you can’t relate to that but -“”Get over it already, will ya?” Candace stood. “You’re not Smellody anymore. You’re pretty. You can get hot...

The vacancy in your heart doesn’t connotes that nobody is seeking for the job of servicing your feelings, but because the employee must first have all the necessary credentials needed for the job.

She refused to be one of those girls who fell for a pretty face that just white-washed a total jack-ass underneath. She could ogle, but she would not fall until she knew he deserved her.

If you don’t feel the same way about him, if you’re just leading him on, you need to tell him that. I’ve seen too many nice guys get shafted because a girl can’t get over...

Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.