Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have left to hold onto.
When they’re born outside, crows come and pluck their eyes out.
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it.
I just looked at the pattern of my life, decided I didn’t like it, and changed.
Like all of my friends, she’s a lousy judge of character.
If you read someone else’s diary, you get what you deserve.
All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.