Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic
If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.
Ignorance is bliss. Denial is the reaction to a painful truth.
Amazin’.’ he said again. ‘He just looks as though he’s thinking, right?”Er…yes.”But he’s not actually thinking?”Er…no.”So…he just gives the impression of thinking but really it’s just a show?”Er…yes.’Just like everyone else, then really,’ said Ridcully
The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.