Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement
If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.
Ignorance is bliss. Denial is the reaction to a painful truth.
Amazin’.’ he said again. ‘He just looks as though he’s thinking, right?”Er…yes.”But he’s not actually thinking?”Er…no.”So…he just gives the impression of thinking but really it’s just a show?”Er…yes.’Just like everyone else, then really,’ said Ridcully
You can take that needle out of my leg now. I’d like to pull up my pants.
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
WANNA YOU WANNA WEENIE ME?” The end kind of trailed off in a shrill, choking warble.
I had always been warned that American didn’t always get sarcasm