If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement
I have no problem with god – it’s his fan club that scares me.
I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.
Ignorance is bliss. Denial is the reaction to a painful truth.
Amazin’.’ he said again. ‘He just looks as though he’s thinking, right?”Er…yes.”But he’s not actually thinking?”Er…no.”So…he just gives the impression of thinking but really it’s just a show?”Er…yes.’Just like everyone else, then really,’ said Ridcully
You’ve never really loved your wife, have you, Ridley?
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
I’m very much afraid I didn’t mean anything but nonsense.