I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
Amazin’.’ he said again. ‘He just looks as though he’s thinking, right?”Er…yes.”But he’s not actually thinking?”Er…no.”So…he just gives the impression of thinking but really it’s just a show?”Er…yes.’Just like everyone else, then really,’ said Ridcully
…Recognising, as I do, that you are the second highest expert in Europe–“”Indeed, sir! May I inquire who has the honour to be the first?” Asked Holmes, with some asperity.”To the man of precised, scientific...
I don’t believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me
It’s never too late to change, unless you’re already fully undressed
His manhood sways briefly, then comes to a standstill.
I don’t suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
mostly we’ve had to found ways to amuse ourselves.””Really?” Valkyrie asked. “Like what?”Plight’s smile faded. “Like human sacrifice.”He grabbed one arm and Lenka grabbed the other and Valkyrie cried out.Then they both let go. laughing.”Naw,”...
The world is not full of crazy ninja perfume ladies!
Hi. I’m here to enlist.You can’t. You aren’t human.You see, little fella, we don’t do sociological stuff like “interspeciated workplaces.” We’re a crack company of space mercenaries. We do “hurting people” and “breaking things.”Sounds like...
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
When would he learn that women never stayed where you put them?