Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic
If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.
I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
Amazin’.’ he said again. ‘He just looks as though he’s thinking, right?”Er…yes.”But he’s not actually thinking?”Er…no.”So…he just gives the impression of thinking but really it’s just a show?”Er…yes.’Just like everyone else, then really,’ said Ridcully
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Sam, Sam, quite contrary,bought a budgie,wanted a canary.Sam, Sam, quite contrary, kissed Suzannah,meant to kiss Marry.Sam, Sam, quite contrary,dressed as a pirate,playing a fairy.Sam Sam quite contrary,ate dark chocolate,says he likes diary.Sam, Sam, quite contarary,shaved...
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.
Un optimiste, c’est un homme qui plante deux glands et qui s’achète un hamac.