I have no problem with god – it’s his fan club that scares me.
If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.
Ignorance is bliss. Denial is the reaction to a painful truth.
Amazin’.’ he said again. ‘He just looks as though he’s thinking, right?”Er…yes.”But he’s not actually thinking?”Er…no.”So…he just gives the impression of thinking but really it’s just a show?”Er…yes.’Just like everyone else, then really,’ said Ridcully
Actually, we have a lot of traditions for that. You’ll find out
…Recognising, as I do, that you are the second highest expert in Europe–“”Indeed, sir! May I inquire who has the honour to be the first?” Asked Holmes, with some asperity.”To the man of precised, scientific...
I don’t believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me
It’s never too late to change, unless you’re already fully undressed
His manhood sways briefly, then comes to a standstill.
I don’t suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
mostly we’ve had to found ways to amuse ourselves.””Really?” Valkyrie asked. “Like what?”Plight’s smile faded. “Like human sacrifice.”He grabbed one arm and Lenka grabbed the other and Valkyrie cried out.Then they both let go. laughing.”Naw,”...
The world is not full of crazy ninja perfume ladies!
Hi. I’m here to enlist.You can’t. You aren’t human.You see, little fella, we don’t do sociological stuff like “interspeciated workplaces.” We’re a crack company of space mercenaries. We do “hurting people” and “breaking things.”Sounds like...