Ironic, isn’t it, what religion does to people?””I guess it’s more ironic what people do to religion.

Pride had kept her running when love had betrayed her.

Anything worth having is worth fighting for.

When male authors write love stories, the heroine tends to end up dead.

His writer’s words poured over her like poetry, and she couldn’t find a single wisecrack to put up between them.

When it’s your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

The engine roared to life. He ran toward her. She shot our of her parking space. He rushed to the side of her car. “Stop it, Kristy! You’re overreacting! Let’s talk about this.” That was...

His mother?” Gracie couldn’t believe it. Suzy Denton looked much too young to be his mother. And much too respectable. “But you’re not a-” She cut herself off in mid-sentence as she realized what she’d...

Chasing after a guy who’s not interested in you will rip the hell out of your self-respect. Better to face facts now because the longer you put it off, the harder it’ll be.

sometimes knowing when to give up is the real test of character…-annabelle granger

El orgullo la mantuvo en pie cuando el amor la traicionó.

Damn it! Are you so stupid you don’t know what I’m going to do to you?”Her eyes bore into his without flinching. “Are you so stupid you haven’t figured out yet that it doesn’t matter?

I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man’s body, although I’d appreciate it if you didn’t quote me on that.-Bobby Tom

Hold it right there. The only agreement we ever had was that you intended to make me as miserable as possible, and I intended to courageously make the best of an intolerable situation like valiant...

In case you’re not bright enough to figure it out, there’s a real upside to having a sinner like me answer your phone. I lie, and your conscience stays clear.

Do you really expect me to fall apart every time another woman throws herself at you? Because, if that’s so, I’ll be a nervous wreck before the honeymoon’s over. Although, if they do it in...

Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that’s not loaded down with manure?

Old radicals never changed. They just got law degrees and updated their bag of tricks.

I married a damned cereal killer

His fists clenched at his sides. ‘Damn it! Where’s your pride?’ ‘Pride? It’s in my heart, of course.’ ‘You’re letting me demean you!’ She smiled. ‘You can’t do that. I can only demean myself.

She reached into the pocket of her dress and threw the small stack of bills at him. They fluttered to the ground like broken dreams. “I hope you choke onevery penny.””Pick that up.”She drew back...

You couldn’t be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!

He tunneled his dirty hands through her hair and kissed her breathless. Her neck, her eyes, the corners of her mouth. He kissed her lips as if his life depended on it. Kissed their future...

He set the suitcases in the back then tossed her the keys. “You drive.”She repressed a smile as she climbed behind the wheel. “With each passing day, your reasons for wanting a wife become clearer.

So, Beav, tell me about yourself.””I’m Blue.””Sweetheart, if I had your dubious taste in men, I wouldn’t be too happy, either.””My name is Blue. Blue Bailey.

What are you gonna do, angel face? Stab me with your eyebrow pencil?

The Cinderella story in reverse. I only wish there were ashes in the fireplace so I could order you to sweep them out.

I take thee… to be my awful wedded husband

If the way you’ve been treating me is a mark of fondness, maybe you’d better take a fresh look at your interpersonal communication skills.

I hate to admit this, but some days hearing about other people’s problems actually cheers me up.

I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can’t protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have...

Maybe I should let my faithful manservant answer the rest of your questions, since he seems to have all the answers.””I’m saving her time,” Bodie replied. “She brings you a redhead, you’ll give her grief....

If you were a sane woman, I would, of course, behave in a more rational fashion. Since you are a lunatic, however, this is the only way.

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie’s function in his life. She was God’s joke on him.

He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly’s, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there to convince her pull out the banana-flavored one. Although he...

When did my house turn into a hangout for every grossly overpaid, terminally pampered professional football player in northern Illinois?””We like it here,” Jason said. “It reminds us of home.””Plus, no women around.” Leandro Collins,...

The point I was trying to make before you interrupted with your inventoryof my personality is that neither of us is going to be able to stay celibate for the next six months.”She dropped her...

Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.

I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.

Here’s the life lesson I’ve learned, Fifi: Some people are born to play the hero, and some are born to play the bad guy. Fighting your destiny only makes life harder than it needs to...

Throughout the course of the day, Bobby Tom’s irritation over his artificially oiled and dirt-smeared chest and his unzipped jeans had flared into righteous indignation. They were treating him like a sex object! It was...

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

He grinned, and right then it occurred to him that he hadn’t enjoyed himself so much with a woman in a very long time. If Annabelle Granger were a few inches taller, a hell of...

Never mind that. What’s going on with you and Heath?”Annabelle pulled a little wide-eyed innocence out of her rusty bag of college acting skills.”What do you mean? Business.””Don’t give me that. We’ve been friends too...

Chip, I know you don’t understand this, but I’d take it as a personal favor if you’d stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers.

Y tampoco nada de consoladores -dijo-, aun que se lo mucho que deseas uno. Lo cual no es ninguna sorpresa, ya que…-,Quieres dejarlo de lado de una vez?-De lado…Encima…Debajo… -Bram le acaricio la curvatura del...

Who the hell is that?!Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.

Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.

She threw up her hands. “All right. Why not?” Why not?” Sure.” His arms fell to his sides. “That’s it? I pour my heart out. I love you so much I’ve got freakin’ tears in...

As far as I’m concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.