I finally figured out that not every crisis can be managed. As much as we want to keep ourselves safe, we can’t protect ourselves from everything. If we want to embrace life, we also have...

Maybe I should let my faithful manservant answer the rest of your questions, since he seems to have all the answers.””I’m saving her time,” Bodie replied. “She brings you a redhead, you’ll give her grief....

If you were a sane woman, I would, of course, behave in a more rational fashion. Since you are a lunatic, however, this is the only way.

[Bobby Tom] finally understood Gracie’s function in his life. She was God’s joke on him.

He stopped to rest at a cart selling nuts and candy, bought himself some Jelly Belly’s, flirted just enought with the Mexican cutie working there to convince her pull out the banana-flavored one. Although he...

When did my house turn into a hangout for every grossly overpaid, terminally pampered professional football player in northern Illinois?””We like it here,” Jason said. “It reminds us of home.””Plus, no women around.” Leandro Collins,...

The point I was trying to make before you interrupted with your inventoryof my personality is that neither of us is going to be able to stay celibate for the next six months.”She dropped her...

Now, now. Southern ladies don’t French-kiss and tell.

I love you, Daisy. I love you so much I hurt.

Here’s the life lesson I’ve learned, Fifi: Some people are born to play the hero, and some are born to play the bad guy. Fighting your destiny only makes life harder than it needs to...

Throughout the course of the day, Bobby Tom’s irritation over his artificially oiled and dirt-smeared chest and his unzipped jeans had flared into righteous indignation. They were treating him like a sex object! It was...

Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

He grinned, and right then it occurred to him that he hadn’t enjoyed himself so much with a woman in a very long time. If Annabelle Granger were a few inches taller, a hell of...

Never mind that. What’s going on with you and Heath?”Annabelle pulled a little wide-eyed innocence out of her rusty bag of college acting skills.”What do you mean? Business.””Don’t give me that. We’ve been friends too...

Chip, I know you don’t understand this, but I’d take it as a personal favor if you’d stop trying to marry your mother off to my brothers.

Y tampoco nada de consoladores -dijo-, aun que se lo mucho que deseas uno. Lo cual no es ninguna sorpresa, ya que…-,Quieres dejarlo de lado de una vez?-De lado…Encima…Debajo… -Bram le acaricio la curvatura del...

Who the hell is that?!Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.

Eat your heart out. Oh, wait. You can’t. It’s not organic.

She threw up her hands. “All right. Why not?” Why not?” Sure.” His arms fell to his sides. “That’s it? I pour my heart out. I love you so much I’ve got freakin’ tears in...

As far as I’m concerned, men like you were put on this world to entertain women like me.

Bobby Tom’ll tell you he’s not afraid of nuclear war, so I wouldn’t put too much stock in his opinion.

You try spending six months sitting at somebody’s bedside, waiting for them to die and then tell me that the happy-ending love story isn’t one of God’s good gifts.

If you want me, you’ll have to earn me. And, mister, I don’t come cheap.

Él rezaba para que sus alas de ángel la mantuvieran a salvo.

If you ‘re serious about getting it on again, be sure to give me some advance notice, so I can grab my appointment calendar and block out three minutes.

When that bastard calls back, you tell him he’s won this round. I’ll marry him. But I don’t take well to being blackmailed, and tell him I intend to spend the rest of my life...

Damn. It looks to me like I just missed the best reunion since Sherman got together with Atlanta.

He shook his head. “The next time I hear a women going on about how neurotic men are, I’m going to remember this. You tell me you like my body, and what do I say?...

He gave Dancer one last pat. ‘You’re luckier than you know, pal. Living without a set of balls makes life a lot less complicated.

wouldn’t you like to make sure all those millions you give to Uncle Sam went to schools and hospitals instead of nuclear warheads?’As a matter of fact, he would. Playgrounds for big kids, preschool programs...

I guess we’re oil and water. (Phoebe)I’d say we’re more like gasoline and a blowtorch. (Dan)

He’d lapped at her ankles like a lovesick pup, and she’d been exactly what she was now, a woman born too beautiful and too rich to worry about a small thing like integrity.

It was a bitch living with your old English teacher, especially when your old English teacher wasn’t old at all, and he had exactly the kind of body that most appealed to her, tall and...

Maybe some poor slob would take you to bed if you weren’t such a ballbuster.

You have a college degree? You can barely talk.

I’m not a guru people, and I happen to have a very well developed sense of humor. Why else would I still be talking to you?

Now, this is where I draw the line! It’s bad enough everybody in town’s going to be thinkin’ I’m sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be...

This is a perfect example of how entirely out of hand the women in this country have gotten. You act like men aren’t anything more than extraneous amusements, little toys to keep you entertained.

And wasn’t that a great moment in baseball history,” Holly Grace replied with withering sarcasm. “Helen Keller pitching and Little Stevie Wonder catching.

Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts.

[Colin to Sugar Beth] I put my heart on every page.

He could deal with his guilt all by himself. Guilt didn’t add up to love, an emotion she was done with forever.

Sex with Panda was like being in a porno movie but without a third party involved.

Was there some basic flaw in her makeup that made her keep falling in love with this man who couldn’t love her back?

I paid you five thousand instead and promised the balance only if you made the match. As it turns out, this is your lucky day because I’ve decided to write you the full check, whether...

You know that we’ve got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married.””I’m not getting rid of Pooh.””See, there you go being antagonistic. Marriage means learning to compromise.””I didn’t say I...

We’re all works in progress, honey. And believe me when I tell you that I’ve had to work harder than most.

And no matter what anybody says, I don’t believe all this trouble started when women got the vote. As far as I’m concerned, it goddamn well got started when you taught each other how to...

I wouldn’t exactly call you a tart. But then, I tend to be broad-minded.”She suppressed the urge to dump her porridge in his lap.

At some point people either had to throw off the wounds of their childhood or go through life permanently crippled