Cute kid. How many of those things do you think are out there?
Take it from an old cadaver. Let go of the past.
Time is like a zombie. It moves slow, but all of a sudden ‘BOO! Got your brains!
Zombies are eternal. They’re like dinosaurs.
Oh, hell, no. I’m insane, but that would be nuts.
People need books like zombies need brains.
The toughest part about riding a horse is overcoming the urge to eat it.
Alice is fictional. This isn’t.
You know what would be awesome? . . . If I could have a machete.
Beth from accountingis just sitting in her careating spaghetti.
You had me at ‘blood allergy.
That’s it. New rule: no more flirting during the zombie apocalypse
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