Then, yes, Shea, I would love to be your girlfriend.
Oh, I love it when you get all bossy-pants. It’s sexy.
I hope that the kind reader recognises this as a despairing attempt at humour.
Don’t shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.
Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.
The meaning of life is XXXXXXXXXXX… Redaction mark? What redaction mark?