As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

How’d you get to be so good at this?””I had a good teacher.””Better not have been Myrnin or I’ll have to kick his predatory ass.””I mean you, dummy.””Oh.

Noah held my hand and my bag as he escorted me to the third floor – the Women’s Pavilion. The elevator bell rang and the doors opened. “Jesus, Echo, circulation in my hand would be a good thing,” said Noah. “Sorry.” I tried to let go, but Noah kept his fingers linked with mine.

I want to lose weight by eating nothing but moon pies, which have significantly less gravity than earthier foods such as fruits and vegetables.

…I gotta burn these scales… sigh*

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

Only love will attract love.

Every great summer song was recorded the previous winter.

I’m here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much.

I like video games, but they’re really violent. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.

Love is as we will it to be.

Yeah, well, wish in one hand, crap in the other, and see which fills up first

Check my riddle, and I’ll let you play my fiddle.

I’m not one of those fancy Harvard heart surgeons. I’m just an unlicensed plumber with a dream and I’d like to cut your chest open.” The crowd cheers.

Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?

He’s not doing anything he shouldn’t be doing, right?” “Like what?””Like hitting on you.””Ew. No, of course not. He doesn’t see me that way.” Michael shook his head and went back to his coffee.”What? You think he does?””Sometimes he looks at you a little… oddly, that’s all. Maybe you’re right. Maybe he just wants you...

Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say… sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of… it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like… after “I love you”… or “You’re going to live”… or “It’s a boy!

In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways.

It’s strange, isn’t it. You stand in the middle of a library and go ‘aaaaagghhhh’ and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

First, I’m so sorry about what my uncle Urien did to you guys. I hate him, he killed my family, and we’re going to cut off his head, and then I have to be Queen, but before that happens let’s do lunch, okay?

Sorry for your loss’ Gordan said.His extended hand was immediately rejected with an if-looks-could-kill stare from Shelly’s father, who was, as of yet, oblivious to the fact that we had stolen the last of his daughter.’Right. Well,fuck you too.

The waitress walk away. Everyone look’s at each other and then laugh. The laugh it feel so cathartic. It break the ice and sudenly the mood feel like old times. They may not have money now to aford food, but they still have each other. And forget what Maslow’s “heirarchey of needs” say: some time’s...

POZZO:I am blind.(Silence.)ESTRAGON:Perhaps he can see into the future.

The funny thing is, as a young person I was trying to write prose, and I wrote a lot of it, but I was never satisfied with the results. Two of the novels I wound up finishing and publishing later I started very early on, in my early 20’s, In The Country Of Last Things...

I’ve done tangos with men who thought my ass was a squeaky toy.

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.

Of course, I’d like to have fake legs. I would dance with a boy and then afterwards pull up my dress to show him my fake legs, just to watch him fall over from the shock of it. I’d do that with a hundred boys until I found the one who got down on his...

The medium is the message, the message is encrypted, and the encryption key is controlled by NSA.

Ever notice that phrenologists have funny-shaped heads?

Parthenogenesis means never having your mother tell you to stop doing that or you’ll go blind.

It was funny. I gave her the sheet and she said, ‘Mrs. Solar, I’m sweating.’ She was stunned.

Well, bloody noses.” I hug his coat tighter. “Those are definitely hot.

STOP FLIRTING AND GET BACK TO WORK.

*Appendix usually means “small outgrowth from large intestine,” but in this case it means “additional information accompanying main text.” Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.

For the most part, each day listed a different rendition of “Justin ate well” and “Justin took a great nap”. Every now and then they noted Justin doing unusual things, like biting. I was embarrassed to read “Justin is biting his friends again” or “Justin did better with biting and only bit one boy”. Other...

What’d did I tell you?” muttered Adrian. He has no fuzzy affection for his father. “De-lightful.

It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.

When he grew up, he wanted to be like Charles.

Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary.

It’s not called being gay, it’s called being fabulous!

I don’t like hello. It makes me sound like I have dementia, like I’ve never heard a phone ring before and I don’t know what’s supposed to happen next. Hello?

Harley-Davidson,” she said. “Sweet.

you think you’ve never been wrong before?”-alex”sure i have why just last week I bought bobbi brown sandwash petal lip gloss when the pink blossom color would have looked so much better with my complexion. needless to say the purchase was a total disaster”- brittney”ill bet”-alex.”havent you ever been wrong before?”-brittany “absolutely. last week, when...

i like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people.

He laughs. “Put some clothes on so you don’t scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on.”I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I’ve got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for the first thing I can grab and put it in front of me to shield myself...

I suspect I am a hooligan.

I read the title from the cover. ‘ ‘The joy of… crap.’ ‘ I read the rest of the full title of the thick, nondescript volume to myself and felt myself redden.Noah turned over on to his side and said with mock seriousness, ‘I have never read ‘The Joy Of Crap’. Sounds disgusting.’ I blushed...

I had done Shrek as a Canadian and I’m very proud to be Canadian, but I knew I could give more to it.