Then, yes, Shea, I would love to be your girlfriend.
Saw a headline: ‘World’s Ugliest Dog Dead.’ Not believing it for one minute.
I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.
My father always told me I was too clever times half.
I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.
I didn’t sacrifice everything for love, just my mother when love required a caesarian.
Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.