Oh, man,” Xavier groaned. “See what you’ve done–now I’m stressing.””You can’t! You’re the stable one!”Xavier laughed and I realized his distress had been feigned to illustrate a point. He wasn’t worried in the slightest.”Just relax....
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement
I can’t name just one example. Then there’s only one.
Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.
My life is so bad that it’s worse than it really is.
I spilled semen everywhere. No wonder the world is overpopulated.
90% of life is showing up. I’m staying home to wait for the other 10%.
You might as well laugh at yourself,everyone else is.
I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up – late.
Oh, I can’t help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.
It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even
Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love.
The most pleasant and alluring curve on a woman is the smile
Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.
Erre es korakas, Blinky!” Dionysus cursed. “I will have your soul!