We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
There is a meaning of life but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.
Oh, man,” Xavier groaned. “See what you’ve done–now I’m stressing.””You can’t! You’re the stable one!”Xavier laughed and I realized his distress had been feigned to illustrate a point. He wasn’t worried in the slightest.”Just relax....
I can’t name just one example. Then there’s only one.
My life is so bad that it’s worse than it really is.
It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date
90% of life is showing up. I’m staying home to wait for the other 10%.
You might as well laugh at yourself,everyone else is.
I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up – late.
The most pleasant and alluring curve on a woman is the smile
Erre es korakas, Blinky!” Dionysus cursed. “I will have your soul!
Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes