A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement
There is a meaning of life but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
Oh, man,” Xavier groaned. “See what you’ve done–now I’m stressing.””You can’t! You’re the stable one!”Xavier laughed and I realized his distress had been feigned to illustrate a point. He wasn’t worried in the slightest.”Just relax....
Nobody can be bad at everything. There’s no such thing as a perfect screwup.
I can’t name just one example. Then there’s only one.
My life is so bad that it’s worse than it really is.
90% of life is showing up. I’m staying home to wait for the other 10%.
When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date
You might as well laugh at yourself,everyone else is.
I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up – late.
The most pleasant and alluring curve on a woman is the smile
Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.
Oh, I can’t help quoting you, because everything that you said rings true.
It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
Erre es korakas, Blinky!” Dionysus cursed. “I will have your soul!
Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love.
We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even