It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
You can change your mind, don’t let your mind change you
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
Oh, man,” Xavier groaned. “See what you’ve done–now I’m stressing.””You can’t! You’re the stable one!”Xavier laughed and I realized his distress had been feigned to illustrate a point. He wasn’t worried in the slightest.”Just relax....
The most pleasant and alluring curve on a woman is the smile
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date
Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.
I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
Just as soon as I arrive I want to leave. Especially when I’m in love.