We’re all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even
It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
There is a meaning of life but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
Oh, man,” Xavier groaned. “See what you’ve done–now I’m stressing.””You can’t! You’re the stable one!”Xavier laughed and I realized his distress had been feigned to illustrate a point. He wasn’t worried in the slightest.”Just relax....
I can’t name just one example. Then there’s only one.
My life is so bad that it’s worse than it really is.
90% of life is showing up. I’m staying home to wait for the other 10%.
When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date
You might as well laugh at yourself,everyone else is.
I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up – late.
The most pleasant and alluring curve on a woman is the smile
Erre es korakas, Blinky!” Dionysus cursed. “I will have your soul!
Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
I’ve found a great hiding place for all my money, down the drain
You can change your mind, don’t let your mind change you