My Body Wants to Crave Healthy. I Just Need to Give it the Opportunity.
The modern struggle – Lone individuals summoning inhuman willpower, fasting, meditating, and exercising, up against armies of scientists and statisticians weaponizing abundant food, screens, and medicine into junk food, clickbait news, infinite porn, endless games...
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Don’t let love interfere with your appetite. It never does with mine.
Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.
Listen, it’s so screwed up. There are no birds. Nothing. No food for them.
Although not all flesh is forbidden, everything that is forbidden is flesh.
Things sit on the counter too long. If it’s hot food, keep it hot. If it’s cold, keep it cold.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.
Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy.