C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?Out of the way. – Marigold
If I can’t face my accusers, that’s a joke. We did that in medieval times.
Yes, Marshall.” I gnawed on my fingers some more and sunk back in my chair.
You are where your brain is but not where a front-page headline is.
Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn’t tell you a joke.
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.
Here at the shop we joke that none of us would know how to cast if the wind stopped blowing.
I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am.
For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.
Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.
It is a joke, an absolute nonsense to even suggest such things.
UFO is a joke when there ain’t mystery in the sky.
I’d like to think I’d never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
Woman troubles, heartbreak, Twilight ending? Whatever bugs your mind.”-Jared
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore.
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!