The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.
I’m trying. My mouth keeps moving of its own accord.
In fact, it used to be a joke if you studied at a University.
The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.
My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn’t die.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Life’s too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.