It is a joke, an absolute nonsense to even suggest such things.
UFO is a joke when there ain’t mystery in the sky.
I’d like to think I’d never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
Woman troubles, heartbreak, Twilight ending? Whatever bugs your mind.”-Jared
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore.
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
What did the zombie say to the whore? Keep the tip!
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That’s the funniest joke in the world.
Yo Mama’s so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.
I joke that my niche in Hollywood has been naked foreigners.
I laugh and joke, but I don’t get distracted very easily.
The moment you think of a joke is the best moment.
The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.
I’m trying. My mouth keeps moving of its own accord.