The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don’t—whichever seems likelier to win an effect.

Is a picture really worth a thousand words? What thousand words? A thousand words from a lunatic, or a thousand words from Nietzsche? Actually, Nietzsche was a lunatic, but you see my point. What about...

Wisdom of the Ages: “Look out Below!” Air Asia’s catchy new advertising slogan.

You gave me a dead frog for my birthday!- To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found...

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Humility” If you don’t have it, you’re gonna get it.

A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.

Wisdom of the Ages: “The Pope and Congress” It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in the Capitol has completely fallen through.

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Valentine’s Day” Because she never forgets, especially if you do.

If you’re too serious to make life a laughing matter, then you seriously need to make laughter matter to you today and every day!

Wisdom of the Ages: “National Symbol” With the preponderance of lawyers, banksters, arms, drug and tobacco dealers in our government, shouldn’t our national symbol be changed from the eagle to the vulture?

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.

Wisdom of the Ages “US News Media” If the devil is the father of all lies, isn’t the US News Media their bitchy stepmother?

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can’t buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

I recommend you don’t attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.

Wisdom of the Ages “Unsuccessful Town Slogans” Sequim (WA)- “We put the Dung in Dungeness.

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Government” Like a mafia protection racket-without the protection.

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Brian Williams” This guy gets around more than Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys, but this time, I think he’s gone too far. Unfortunately, I can’t put a cover of my...

Wisdom of the Ages: “Unsuccessful pick-up lines” ‘My parole ends today, let’s celebrate!

I believe in love. Unfortunately, it doesn’t believe me. Lust, on the other hand, is a nagging wife poking constantly at my DNA.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Brian Williams Week” Now that NBC is giving him a sixth month “leave” I wonder if he will be “Killing Time-In Saudi Arabia!

Wisdom of the Ages: “Women” Any culture that has supported the education, rights and sanctity of women has dominated those cultures who have not. As Lycurgus the Spartan lawgiver once said, “Strong women make strong...

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

Wisdom of the Ages: “Forgiveness” Steroids for the Soul.