It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love.
I spilled semen everywhere. No wonder the world is overpopulated.
I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.
I told her to wait for me. She asked how long. I told her eight inches.
The Cat In The Hat,” I won’t need to protect my sensitive lips anymore.
Yeah, tell your girl to twirl it on a fork before she puts it in her mouth.
Unless I’m at a wedding, I don’t like veiled threats.
I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.
On a clear day I can see NYC. I just have to turn on the TV.
If I were a number, I’d want to have sextillion with you.
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