It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.
I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.
I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.
When I go out to eat at restaurants, I don’t like chains. I prefer whips.
My love sits on the stove like a cat with an oven mitt for an ass.
The only French I know is a kiss. I studied a lot of that foreign tongue in high school.