It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
A brick could be used to control whole populations of people. Just get a good looking person, like a news anchor, to give it out to the masses and say soothing things with a straight face and all will be OK and the system will continue on as centrally planned.
I used to wrestle, and I had a perfect record. I never failed to fail.
A brick could be used to replace the brother you never had. Well, it’s only a possibility, but you probably won’t like it, because as soon as your parents gain another child, you’ll quickly find out that you were only their favorite child because you were their only child.
A brick could be used to suppress the price of gold. But not for very long, because once the people realize the unrealized potential in undercutting the central bankers, gold will rise and fiat currency will sink.
I think I have a strange thing growing out of my neck that causes me to think too much.
If I had a clone, I could list myself as a character reference.
Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of course it was! But the biggest conspiracy of all is the Columbus landed in the new world in the late 15th century. There is no new world. It simply doesn’t exist. And Amerigo Vespucci? He was a character out of Walt Disney’s diary.
Ethics”, and I said, Sure, I might enjoy a bit of stand-up comedy.
Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment.
Abstain from reading comedy or other government economic statistics.
My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.
My fate is sealed, like a new jar of peanut butter, but that doesn’t mean it has to be crunchy.
As an atheist hates Christmas, I hate the fourth of July.