It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.
Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet.
I am honest and enthusiastic, except when I’m lying down.
My ambition is as deep as your pockets. I’m an aspiring politician.
It’s only a problem until you ignore it. Come on, that’s Politics 101.
I want to be able to Foxtrot, without actually getting fur on my clothes.
My love does not entail a tail. But my cat’s does.
I told her to wait for me. She asked how long. I told her eight inches.