It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love.
I spilled semen everywhere. No wonder the world is overpopulated.
I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.
I feel like the boy who cried wolf, even though I know even less about politics.
One winter I wrapped myself in newspaper, for warmth and for illiteracy.
I’m a student of life. My own. So I’m also my own teacher.