It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love.
I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.
My wife loves window shopping. As for me, I’m more into curtains.
In bed, I could climb in, if you ever rest. Then I could mount you like Everest.
Make pizza, not war. No matter how you slice it, that’s wise.
I know what it means to be alone, especially in a large group of clones.
You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.
I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?
We made love like two tree branches in winter. We were naked and motionless.