I spilled semen everywhere. No wonder the world is overpopulated.
It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love.
I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.
What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.
I’ll carry Carrie, yet keep my hands empty. I’ll hold her in my thoughts.
Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.
I always wear my seat belt when I drive a point home.
Wrong Way,” and I thought, I agree. So I turned around and went home.
My dreams, they all look like the back of my eyelids.
I’m so hungry I could eat some silverware.
I want to go to Sing Sing prison. I’ll bet they’ve got a good chorus.
I want to be more like James Bond, and less like Ian Fleming.
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