It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love.
I spilled semen everywhere. No wonder the world is overpopulated.
I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.
plus one.” But I did get all worked up, and I spent the evening on the couch, crying.
Save money on kids by volume. Deal in bulk and have dozens of kids.
Getting to know somebody new—it’s part of the fun of avoiding people.
It’s not hush money. It’s simply dollars backed not by faith, but by shhh.
I left my money somewhere, probably in your wallet. Let me check.
I’ll gyrate my hips at irate guests to generate income for the generations.