I spilled semen everywhere. No wonder the world is overpopulated.
It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.
Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love.
I have the heart of a lion, and the circulatory system of a lamb.
Love now, not later. Also, love later.
If I were a number, I’d want to have sextillion with you.
To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats
Never spontaneously combust alone, or without a bag of marshmallows nearby.
I’m putting the finishing touches on a cat. I love petting.
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names.
I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a time.
Love is a peaceful feeling, like a flower hugging a butterfly.
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