That is fuckin’ awesome. I mean fuckin’ awesome. I fuckin’ mean fucking awesome. You are one Big Swinging Dick, and don’t ever let anybody tell you different.” It brought tears to my eyes to hear it, to be called a Big Swinging Dick by the man who, years ago, had given birth to the distinction...
The boomerang is Australia’s chief export (and then import).
Listen carefully, Lucas Steele, because I will only say this once. I am NOT your mate, I will never be your mate, and if you ever put your hands on me again I will cut them off along with other body parts you might want to use one day. Got it?” Jacque told him with...
THE Biggest enemy of Truth is known as Facts in our Society
Why does everything so bad for you always taste so dreamy?
Austin and I proceeded to knock back a couple of Ketel One and grapefruit juices, which happened to be my drink of the moment. Someone told me that grapefruit was a great detoxifier and I decided I wanted to start cleaning out my liver WHILE I was having a cocktail.
If there is anything a _ _ _ _ _ hates it’s a drooping mustache
Do I look like I’m compelled to do anything? Do I seriously look like anyone could compel me to even bring them a coaster?”She looked me over again. “You look like you’re compelled to cause trouble, but I doubt that’s the boss’ directive.
There’s a place for farts, and there’s a place for sharts.
Mary Lou et moi, on est amies depuis qu’on est toutes petites. J’étais le boute-en-train de service, et elle, le cancre de la classe. « Cancre » n’est peut-être pas le mot juste. Disons que ses objectifs n’étaient pas très hauts. Elle voulait se marier et fonder une famille. Et si elle pouvait épouser le...
Being here? With you? I’ve met my subconscious, and he’s not that sick.
He was a good guy. He was very good at what he did. He had a good sense of humor.
He’s given me enough homework to last ten years. I’m gonna die of nerdism.” Jason said.
My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.
She was the only doctor’s wife in Branford, Maine, who hung her wash on an outdoor clothesline instead of putting it through a dryer, because she liked to look out the window and see the clothes blowing in the wind. She had been especially delighted, one day, when one sleeve of the top of her...
Anthony Bridgerton hátradőlt bőr karosszékében, elgondolkodva kortyolta a whiskyt; lötykölte, körbe áramoltatta a pohárban, majd megszólalt: – Arra gondoltam, hogy megnősülök.Benedict Bridgerton, aki éppen azon szokását gyakorolta, amit anyja annyira megvetett, nevezetesen székét két hátsó lábára billentve kissé kapatosan hintázott, erre lehuppant.Colin Bridgerton félrenyelt.Colin szerencséjére Benedict éppen időben nyerte vissza egyensúlyát, hogy erőteljesen hátba verje,...
I wouldn’t miss this fake-homo show for all the Gucci Shoes on Rodeo Drive.
If I could out run the Angel of Death I’d probably die from lack of breath!
Si el universo fuese un vestido,,cuál te pondrías esta noche?
When just a kid, moved back to Canada and looking for a taste of England, I’d picked up a book of my Gram’s, a dog-eared romance from the ’sixties about English hospital ‘sisters’ trying to get it on with the doctors, and thought it very shocking behaviour for nuns.
A woman never forgets her age once she decides what it is.
Everybody says I am NOBODY,and you know NOBODY is Perfect.