The boomerang is Australia’s chief export (and then import).
Listen carefully, Lucas Steele, because I will only say this once. I am NOT your mate, I will never be your mate, and if you ever put your hands on me again I will cut them off along with other body parts you might want to use one day. Got it?” Jacque told him with...
No one ever thinks about the guy who was raised by the guy who was raised by wolves.
If only, I thought, I could talk to Eugene just one more time. This was before I came to understand that you cannot make someone fall in love with you But here’s what you can do. By arguing and pleading and screaming and crying and throwing plates and phoning a lot and bringing hot food...
If men had to have babies there wouldn’t be any sex life left.
Sell your book like a can of beans & your readers will place the same value on it.
Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion
Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human
What’s your name?””What?” I asked, squinting at the light.”Your name.” I recognized Dr. Olendzki peering over me.”You know my name.””I want you to tell me.””Rose. Rose Hathaway.””Do you know your birthday?””Of course I do. Why are you asking me such stupid things? Did you lose my records?”Dr. Olendzki gave an exasperated sigh and walked off.
Shayna thinking about Jensen:” ….From my first glance I knew he was atleast three or four inches taller than me and I could tell his lightweight sweater hid a well muscled chest and arms, but lean, not meaty. I was aware of an excess of saliva in my mouth and forced myself to swallow, trying...
I’m infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you’re a very attractive man. But I don’t like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in public and are only marginally better in private. I only find you remotely tolerable when you’re kissing me.
When a guy says,’I’ll call you,’ and he doesn’t say when-that means he won’t call you.” Kit pulled his phone out of his pocket and pressed a couple buttons. My phone vibrated in my pocket. I fished it out, smiling. “Madness,” Kit whispered softly into his phone. “I meant I’d call you. This is me...
was willing to bend nature to fit his grand philosophical scheme.” The only difference between Mendeleev and crackpottery is that Mendeleev was right: Lecoq de Boisbaudran soon retracted his data and published results that corroborated Mendeleev’s predictions.
When I get to Heaven I just know I’m going to forget my toothbrush.
If I could out run the Angel of Death I’d probably die from lack of breath!
Lots of ways to have your steak “Well done, medium rare, rare, bloody or fetch me a club”.
The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.
Y’all reporters like my quotes, don’t you. Yeah, my quotes are Shaqalicious.
Once she even successfully argued on behalf of my older brother, Dan, getting a BBGun, a weapon which he promptly turned against his younger siblings, outfitting us in helmet and leather jacket and instructing us to run across Eaton Park while he practiced his marksmanship. Today he is a colonel in the army and the...
Raven: The Honourable Mr Listless is gone. He declared that, what with family quarrels in the morning, and ghosts at night, he could get neither sleep nor peace; and that the agitation was too much for his nerves: though Mr Glowry assured him that the ghost was only poor Crow walking in his sleep, and...
If you were an animal, what would you be?” I wrote, “A bumblebee trying to fuck a marble.