The boomerang is Australia’s chief export (and then import).
The biggest enemy of truth is known as facts in our society.
Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.
Two kinds of people always lie about their ages: actresses and Latin American pitchers.
I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!
Forget your past,Use your pain;Accept that pain,And Achieve the gain.
Sorry, maybe this is the head injury talking, but … what?
All men are selfish, brutal and inconsiderate–and I wish I could find one.
What if my boobs decide to grow WHILE I’m at school?
Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things!
Love may be on the horizon, but beware something wicked this way comes.
If history repeats itself, I am so getting a dinosaur!