The boomerang is Australia’s chief export (and then import).
The biggest enemy of truth is known as facts in our society.
Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.
Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I’d know me anywhere.
The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.
You have to design your own price tag for the world.
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
He’s so dumb he couldn’t find his way out of a birth canal.
In small towns, news travels at the speed of boredom.
Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day.
Keep rechewing. Like a cow. Use all your creative stomachs.
Where would Jesus be if no one ever wrote the gospels?
If I Am murdered en route it will have been well worth while!
Lending books to other people is merely a shrewd form of housecleaning.