I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.”
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn’t even own a belt.
Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
When we talk to God, we’re praying. When God talks to us, we’re schizophrenic.
I’m here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
If I hadn’t become a celebrity, I’d probably be an alcoholic.
I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.