I’m here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
God’s children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
Someday I’m going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Mothers don’t want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
I don’t understand why people don’t remember my name.
Americans accept that gangsters are running the government.
I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
What drives the creative person is that we see it all.
Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
It’s hard to get fired from the government. You have to, like, kill people.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.