You don’t know what would have happened if I hadn’t pushed. Nobody knows. I did it the way I did it, and it worked. Above all, it worked.

Once everyone thought you were crazy, they ignored you even when you told the truth.

I know you think I’m crazy. Maybe that’s because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.

Memory is a crazy woman that hoards colored rags and throws away food.

Elizabeth Taylor is gorgeous, beautiful, and she still is today, I’m crazy about her.

The cat that laughs is crazy. Man who does not laugh is below… (Le chat qui rit est un fou. – Homme qui ne rit est dessous…)

Do you have any idea how mad you sound?’‘Indeed I do. I have in moments of doubt considered the question of my sanity.’ (…)‘And?’‘Then I consider what a piece of work is man. How defective...

It’s crazy how you hear the story of The Tortoise and the Hare while growing up, and assume it’s just a nice thing to tell kids—and then you start your career and watch it actually...

Wrestlers give their bodies to their work. I don’t know if I like the word ‘crazy’ here. What I would say is there are people who have a different relationship to their bodies than most...

You aren’t crazy,’ he says. ‘What?’ ‘I’ve known you all your life, and you’ve always tried to hide the parts of yourself that you think are wrong. But nothing is wrong with you.’ Those may...

THIS IS WHYHe will never be given to wonder muchif he was the mouth for some cruel forcethat said it. But if he were(this will comfort her) less than one momentout of millions had he...

You are driving me crazy. You have been driving me crazy for weeks.

It’s an unfortunate word, ‘depression’, because the illness has nothing to do with feeling sad, sadness is on the human palette. Depression is a whole other beast. It’s when your old personality has left town...

You are really nuts, you know it? One a these days they’re gonna come over and just lock you up! You aren’t playing with a full deck, Eunice. I think somebody blew your pilot light...

I’m not crazy about the rap thing. Or house music.

A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.

We wanted more than anything else in the world to be normal, but we failed.” The 1960’s and 1970’s were very strange times, but Mandy missed it all, she missed the days when Super-8 was...

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat.

Once I even took the train to Utrecht, forty miles from Amsterdam, with my yellow star, this star which I still have. Why did I go? I just wanted to visit some friends. I was...

For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, ‘We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!’

I have a love-hate relationship with Twitter. There are moments I feel like 99 percent of the people who write stuff are the sweetest people, and then one crazy guy or girl spoils the whole...

Some people are crazy in love. They are so captivated to where they’ve lost themselves. Do not be lured in so deep that you lose the essence of who you truly are.

Science should be the most fun job on the planet. You get to ask questions about the world around you and go out and seek the answers. Not to have fun doing that is crazy.

Write like no one is reading.

When you are pursuing your dreams, they will call you CRAZY because they are LAZY. They never know you are a HERO who just jumped away from step ZERO. Stay away from negative people; they...

I think it’s important to never play ‘crazy’ – you have to know what kind of crazy you’re playing.

Good.”He puts the gun under his chin and pulls the trigger.

It’s a lot easier to be crazy or mad than to just get on with living.

I made enough money to buy a house. That’s crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.

We took ‘BFF’ around to try and take it somewhere else because we were really proud of it, and it had gotten all that critical acclaim, and Twitter fans were going crazy about it.

A crazy man finishes in the cemetery.

If any woman opens her legs for you, don’t feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a...

All right, baby,” Daphne crooned.”Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets. . . .

We’re clear,” she said. “You’re kind of a psycho. I get that

I just wanted to give them the ‘Lost Jewelry’ so they can say, ‘Yo, they get that’s mean.’ And then when I tell ’em, ‘Yo, that ain’t even the meal. Get ready for the meal!’...

Why?’ He asked.’Why what?’ What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I’d like to rip off your clothes and have your babies. Don’t tell.

I’m too old to do crazy things anymore.

I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!

Don’t let the opinions of the average man sway you. Dream, and he thinks you’re crazy. Succeed, and he thinks you’re lucky. Acquire wealth, and he thinks you’re greedy. Pay no attention. He simply doesn’t...

I foresaw the financial crisis. I get messages in my sleep, in pictures and words. I understood that I have a mission and a role in ensuring human existence. I received a message that people...

The age of 20 was all about stupid things. I did crazy things but never lost it. I was, you know, a little crazy. I once broke up with my boyfriend in London and went...

Can I see some ID?” “WE DON’T HAVE ID,” said Jay, loudly. “‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN. WE DON’T USE ID…THERE. AND THAT’S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. ‘CAUSE WE’RE CANADIAN.” Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug...

…and I know -I just know- you can remind me what it feels like to have someone look at me and love me with wanting me to be something else.

People who were perfectly sane on Tuesday sometimes go nuts on Wednesday.

Maybe he’s up to something, maybe he’ś not really crazy after all. Perhaps he just got fed up acting normal and decided to act crazy instead, and they locked him up because he went too...

decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard.

Have you ever been at a point that you don’t know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy idea to type this.

In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan, so within the next 2 to...

I was never into the boy crazy thing because I was very focused on my career.

I think everybody who commits a violent killing is in some way crazy. But that doesn’t mean we can let them off the hook for that.