You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.

You stand out like a fart in church.

No you dooonnn’t!” Fang’s voice spiraled away into nothingness, far aboveme.Inside my head, almost drowned out by the roar of wind rushing by my ears, Iheard the Voice make a tsking sound. You guys are...

It’s okay, Ig.” said Fang. “Just give it your best shot.” Sometimes the Fangster is incredibly supportive, just not with me.

Except fang. I glared at him. “Go on, try to stop me, I dare you.” It was like the old days when we used to wrestle, each trying to get the better of the other....

Just because life is hard, and always ends in a bad way, doesn’t mean that all stories have to, even if that’s what they tell us in school and in the New York Times Review....

Men suck, even imaginary ones

I choose you,” he said very softly, “Max.”Then his hard, rough hand tenderly cuppoed my chin, and suddenly his mouth was on mine, and every synapse in my brain shorted out.We had kissed a couple...

The idea for Maximum Ride come from the earlier books of mine called When the Wind Blows and The Lake House, which also feature a character named Max who escapes from a quiet despicable school....

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?”Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened.

They call me, The Sharkalator

I prefer canine-American,” said Total.

You’re a brave, brave girl, Tula” Gaby told her.”I know”, said the little girl. “I got it from you.

They [Erasers] were bad fliers,” Angel chimed in, “And in their minds, they weren’t all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, remember to flap!

So the first thing we’re gonna do,” I told him, “is push you off the roof.

It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.

I’m glad I’m feeling this way. I’m really glad.”Dr. Keyes looked rather dismayed. “Really, sweetheart?””Yes. And I don’t want to let it go. Not yet. I’m just starting to feel it. And it feels…I don’t...

I look like prep school Barbie,” Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. “Actually, you like prep school Barbie. I’m just Barbie’s friend.

This time I wouldn’t forget him, because I couldn’t ever forgive him – for breaking my heart twice.

Im a girl who has been tamping down her emotions and keeping them tightly guarded her whole life. And that works really well for me… And now I felt like my shell had a dangerous...

Behind every successful woman, there’s a big prick.

Helping you change your mind,” he whispered, and then he leaned over,tilted my chin up, and kissed me.

We want Max to… breed. To produce heirs. Who will govern the world after she dies.”Dead silence for quite some time. We all stared at Dr. Hans, our jaws dropped to various levels. Our lives...

That was the funniest thing I’d heard in days.You’re kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than ‘fair is fair.’ Life isn’t FAIR, Dean….Nothing is fair, EVER. That’s the stupidest...

It’s funny how different people are. If I’d been this kid and someone was snarling “Ordering a pizza?” at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back “Yeah. You want pepperoni?”-Maximum Ride

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.

NOOOO!” On the screen, a woman’s eyes bugged almost out of her head, and I tried not to scream.Tried not to scream in exasperation, I mean. The serial killer was right in front of her,...

Yeah, and so Max and Dylan are supposed to, like, go to Germany and have kids together,” I heard Gazzy say. My eyes popped open and I bolted upright.”What?” Fang said, his voice icy.”Gazzy!” I...

Some kids get called ‘bundles of joy’ or ‘slices of heaven’ or ‘dreams come true.’ We got ‘the fifty-fourth generation of DNA experiments.’ Doesn’t have the same warm and fuzzy feel. But maybe I’m oversensitive.

Kami matamu, Iggy. Kau tak perlu melihat selama kau memiliki kami.

Okay, if this is what falling in love feels like, someone please kill me now. (Not literally, overzealousreaders.) But it was all too much—too much emotion, too much happiness, too much longing, perhapstoo much ice...

Dirt and sweat. Very sexy.

If you love something let it go.. if it comes back its yours

There’s a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

happy all life for ever

I want to be able to see stuff,” Iggy said. “Like I used to, when I was little. And I want to be able to totally kick Jeb’s butt.

Q: You’er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To, like, save comrades or something. How to accomplish this?A: Take a running start, brace one foot against the wall, throw...

If you’re ever feeling a lack of middle-aged white men, just pop into the Capitol. Not so much the House of Representatives, which has a bit more color and texture, but the Senate — jeez....

Am I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.

I’ve dropped a few of those glass balls in my day. Sometimes they chip, sometimes they shatter to pieces.

Yeah, you’re sitting in a tree because you’re fine. That’s easy to see. I can’t believe this is Maximum Ride, destroyer of despots, warrior hottie, leader of the flock! All you need now to make...

I’m a girl of extremes. When I love something, I’m like a puppy dog (without all the licking). When I’m cranky, I’m a wasp (like a whole hive of ’em). And when I’m angry, I’m...

You see, one of the best things about reading is that you’ll always have something to think about when you’re not reading.

My parents were just carried out of the building in the service elevator,” he shouted at the cops. “They were vile, but they didn’t deserve to be taken out with the trash!

Enough!” ter Borcht said.

The fight unfolded like background noise. White noise. In the foreground, even with his ghastly pale face looking dead in my hands, my fingers clenching his ragged hair, all I could see was random images...

It’s been said that love finds you when you’re ready.

Dear God,” said Nudge under her breath, “I want real parents. But I want them to want me too. I wantthem to love me. I already love them. Please see what you can do. Thanks...

Tell our story.” And I did it; I told our story. You hold it in your hands.