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James Patterson  Quotes
I feel like, like pudding,” Iggy groaned. “Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.

—James Patterson

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The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.

—James Patterson

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If we had directions, it wouldn’t be life. It would be an assignment. Grunt work.

—James Patterson

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Dear Max – You looked so beautiful today. I’m going to remember what you looked like forever…. And I hope you remember me the same way – clean, ha-ha. I’m glad our last time together...

—James Patterson

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YOU COULD LOCK the Gasman in a padded cell with some dental floss and a bowl of Jell-O, and he’d find a way to make something to explode.

—James Patterson

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I want to do it too!” (sitting motionless)Nudge: “Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church.”Max: (muttering) “Appropriately enough.”Iggy: “What about me?” (stands still)Max: “No, you’re visible.”Iggy: “Am not!”Max: (throws a pinecone at...

—James Patterson

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Max, you’re acting like a child, the Voice said. You’re above rebelling against your fate just to rebel. You’ve got a date with destiny. Don’t be late.”I brushed some hair out of my eyes. Is...

—James Patterson

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I feel like I’m going to HURL. Which, even if I wanted to do, I couldn’t do, because I haven’t eaten. I can’t even drag myself out of my room. And while I’d be able...

—James Patterson

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Ngu xuẩn là thứ tôi chưa bao giờ đánh giá thấp

—James Patterson

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He could totally be your boyfriend,” [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. “You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.””I’m only a kid!” I shrieked....

—James Patterson

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Imagine life is a game in which you are juggling five balls. The balls are called work, family, health, friends, and integrity. And you’re keeping all of them in the air. But one day you...

—James Patterson

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Harden your heart.

—James Patterson

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HeartMaximum-RideNevermore
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Murder can be made to look like suicide, and suicide can be made to look like Murder

—James Patterson

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Because we like to blow stuff up,blow stuff up, blow stuff up!

—James Patterson

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They turned to Angel. “We will call you Little One,” the leader said, obviously deciding to dispense with the whole confusing name thing.”Okay,” said Angel agreeably. “I’ll call you Guy in a White Lab Coat.”...

—James Patterson

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Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else.Thank you, Confucious.

—James Patterson

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Because now, the magic is everywhere.

—James Patterson

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Because what’s worse than knowing you want something, besides knowing you can never have it?

—James Patterson

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HopelessnessUnrequited-LoveYearning
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You…are…a…fridge…with wings,’ Fang ground out, punching an Eraser hard with every word. ‘We’re…freaking…ballet…dancers.

—James Patterson

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I didn’t know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long.” -Nudge

—James Patterson

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It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you’re human popcorn

—James Patterson

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Ari!” Jeb had finally seen his son. He rushed to Ari’s side and knelt next to him. Looking stunned, he gathered Ari’s hulking form and held him to his chest. “I’m so sorry.” I saw...

—James Patterson

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Sex là sự thật trong tất cả những sự dối trá

—James Patterson

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You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.

—James Patterson

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Good memories are like charms…Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

—James Patterson

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Nudge threw her arms around my neck. ‘I love you Max! I love all of us too!’Yeah, me too,’ Said the Gasman. ‘I don’t care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or...

—James Patterson

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I don’t care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together,

—James Patterson

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We’re famous” iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him.”So’s Swine Flu” Fang whispered back.

—James Patterson

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What happened to your tan?”–Fang”It was dirt.” –Max

—James Patterson

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Marty, my mother used to say “Never get greedy with God.” I think what she meant was “Don’t dare ask for more if you already have what you need.”

—James Patterson

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Do you want to know the closest thing to feeling the most powerful you can feel ? Flying alone at night.Risky.Nothing but you and the wind soaring way above everything , Slicing through the air...

—James Patterson

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Max.God, but she was stubborn. And tough. And closed in. Closed off. Except whenshe was holding Angel, or ruffling the Gasman’s hair, or pushing somethingcloser to Iggy’s hand so he could find it easily without...

—James Patterson

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Ari smiled. The sun was shining, the weather was great, he was eating ice cream, and all his dreams were about to come true.

—James Patterson

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And you’re blind?”Uh-huh,” Iggy said, trying to sound bored.Were you born that way?”No.”How did you become blind, uh, Jeff, is it?”Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always...

—James Patterson

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Is that clear?” said Borcht “as clear as pea soup” I said

—James Patterson

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He knew that people were staring at him. He looked different. Even different from other Erasers. He wasn’t as —seamless. He didn’t look as human as the rest of them did when they weren’t morphed....

—James Patterson

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Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?” ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand.Gazzy thought. “I have X-ray vision,” he said. He peered at ter Borcht’s chest, then blinked and looked alarmed.Ter Borcht...

—James Patterson

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A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

—James Patterson

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But what is life if you don’t live it?

—James Patterson

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People want us, or want us dead, because of what we are, not who we are. It’s hard.

—James Patterson

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Isn’t it lucky?

—James Patterson

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I don’t damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.

—James Patterson

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Max, you’re the last of the hybrids who still has…a soul.’ … ‘She doesn’t have soul,’ Gazzy scoffed. ‘Have you ever seen her dance?

—James Patterson

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Can I come in?No! I’m in a towel!I’m blind!

—James Patterson

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The weird, weird thing about devastating loss is that life actually goes on. When you’re faced with a tragedy, a loss so huge that you have no idea how you can live through it, somehow,...

—James Patterson

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I know. And you hate Fang looking at those girls. But we’re still havingfun, and Fang still loves you, and you’ll still save the world. Okay?

—James Patterson

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The truth will set you free, its the little white lies that’ll save your ass.

—James Patterson

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You mean other than the wings? I once ate nine snicker bars in a row without barfing. It was a record.

—James Patterson

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You stand out like a fart in church.

—James Patterson

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No you dooonnn’t!” Fang’s voice spiraled away into nothingness, far aboveme.Inside my head, almost drowned out by the roar of wind rushing by my ears, Iheard the Voice make a tsking sound. You guys are...

—James Patterson

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