That’s No Ordinary Girl Ponytail (Short Story)

You know a lot about math,” I said. You know a lot about math? What type of statement was that? Right along the lines of “Hey, you have hair and it’s red and curly.” Real...

Wait.” I began to pull off his jacket. “You forgot this.””Keep it,” he said without looking back. “I’ll get it from you on Monday. When we discuss tutoring.”And Noah Hutchins – girl-using stoner boy and...

It’s too bad we’re not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier.

Then, yes, Shea, I would love to be your girlfriend.

Not sure how I felt about Antonio and Echo, I linked my fingers with hers. Antonio cocked a surprised eyebrow. Damn straight, bro. I just marked my territory.

I love thee, I love but theeWith a love that shall not dieTill the sun grows cold,And the stars grow old

… Once a penguin finds its perfect other penguin, they stay together pretty much forever.

I don’t think so. Beth didn’t get any presents.

He lifted a hand to her face, running a fingertip across her cheekbone and down to her mouth. It lingered for a moment before he dropped his hand to his side. “I’ll be here.

He smiled at me shyly and took a step closer. I froze, heart pounding, as he put one hand on my cheek and leaned toward me. I swallowed, gazing up at him with what I...

No, I can’t die because there are too many jackasses falling over themselves to take my place! I may live forever just to spite them!

And how will you afford to buy them in the first place?””I shall save up.””But that will take you years and years and years,” said the twins.”I’ve got years and years and years,” said Sophie.

A girl has to have a beautiful smile, Beautiful eyes and she should have a good sense of humor. She should be honest, loving and trustworthy.

Belonging to me doesn’t mean I’ll make you do anything, it just means I consider you mine for as long as this lasts. It means I protect you, it means I take care of you....

It’s horribly cute.” He kissed me, looked at the hat, and then he kissed me again. I vowed never to lose the pom-pom hat.

and so when I couldn’t stand it no longer, I lit out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was free and satisfied.

These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them.

Why do you care?” His eyes looked casually over my shoulder, down the hallway then flicked back to me. “Are you jealous?” his left eyebrow rose slightly.”Of Lizzie, umm, no,” I mouthed.”Ah, huh” he didn’t...

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I wanted a guy who made my stomach flutter, who was polite and respectful to everyone because he didn’t think of anybody as beneath him, a man who did good things not because of what...

This record makes me feel so happy!’ Wonderful! Words are delightful little gifts we exchange like the Easter eggs we paint and hide for others to find and enjoy. I’d forgotten that, but you reminded...

There’s no accounting for the opinions of old ladies. They think everyone is cute.

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

Ahhh! Impossibear has a gas powered stick!

You talk as if Bea were a trophy.”No, as if she were a blessing,’ Fermin corrected.

Love is not what the mind thinks, but what the heart feels.

We saw Uncle Jack every Christmas, and every Christmas he yelled across the street for Miss Maudie to come marry him. Miss Mauide would yell back, “Call a little louder, Jack Finch, and they’ll hear...

Seriously, don’t even get me started on my hot bod. You don’t want to see me naked, Dave. Seeing me naked actually took Hazel Grace’s breath away,” he said, nodding toward the oxygen tank.

Once I had her hand, I never wanted to let go of her.

But, you deserve to be happy, too.” she whispered.

He dug his heels into his horse’s flanks and sped down the path. He heard the others call out behind him, but he ignored them. He was sure Karl and Johan and the others would...

And that is a wedding vow.

I love you, Alexa. I want you and I want our baby. I want this ridiculous hound dog because I’ve grown to love him, too. I also figured out what I don’t want. I don’t...

Wearing that? Wouldn’t you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?”I’ve already learned Parseltongue. What else is there?”Elvish.

Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.

Well, I don’t, I’m making this up, but I bet I’m right.

Patch leaned back against the booth and arched his eyebrows at me. The gesture said it all: Pay up.”You got lucky,” I said. “I’m about to get lucky.

And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it’s us against the world.

Okay, you gotta be nice to him, ” I say, coaxing the white fur-ball into my hands. “I will,” Nate says, and I smile over my shoulder. “I was actually talking to Mr. Pippi. He’s...

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No, I`m putting it away, trying to buy a house for my family. The goal is to use the money to move into a big house, so my daughter can have a garden.

I don’t think you can define love.

Then I had to decide if I needed to wear shoes that kicked ass or were good for ass kicking, on account of there’s a difference you know. ~ Finger Lickin’ Fifteen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

She got icing all over her face. I think that’s why I like her. For the good stuff, she’s willing to get icing all over her face. Who wouldn’t want a girl like that?

Ladies and gentlemen, when you paint your lips, eyes, nails, hair, side-beards, or whatever, to look beautiful or handsome, don’t forget your up stairs, if you don’t go up there to put things in order,...

Since Sienna was in an unusually cooperative mood, the session went well. He was returning from it midmorning – after a short detour – when a small naked body barreled into him in one of...

I love snow for the same reason I love Christmas: It brings people together while time stands still. Cozy couples lazily meandered the streets and children trudged sleds and chased snowballs. No one seemed to...