A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?

You could carve out the inside of a brick and hide your money in it for safe keeping. It’s certainly safer than keeping it in the bank!

If you’re a struggling artist having money problems just superglue a brick in the middle of a blanket, and call it art. Someone will buy it.

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

You should go into every relationship as a brick and not a blanket.

A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.

Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.

I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.

I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.

void”. Are a bit whorish in that the instant you walk away from them in less than a minute they’ll be all over someone else, and the moment you actually need them they’re nowhere to...

A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.

A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.

The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.

A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it...