It was all fun and games until someone else’s dick was in your girlfriend’s TMJ mouth
It made her want to have his babies and give him both her kidneys.
Wise Child: Why don’t you beat me then?Juniper: I can’t be bothered.
Sorry, the burritos we had for lunch are kinda comin’ back on me.
I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.
Which college?”Hmm?”Which college do you go to?’Fletcher nodded. ‘Yes.”I’m sorry?”Oh,’ Fletcher said, and laughed.Valkyrie’s parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head.