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(1 votes, 5.00 )It was all fun and games until someone else’s dick was in your girlfriend’s TMJ mouth




(No Ratings Yet)I was just saying your name.




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(No Ratings Yet)It made her want to have his babies and give him both her kidneys.




(No Ratings Yet)Wise Child: Why don’t you beat me then?Juniper: I can’t be bothered.




(No Ratings Yet)Has that obscenely rich fucker upset you again?




(No Ratings Yet)Sorry, the burritos we had for lunch are kinda comin’ back on me.




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(No Ratings Yet)I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.




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