I knew you were awake. Who else spews such original and captivating swears?
I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.
Which college?”Hmm?”Which college do you go to?’Fletcher nodded. ‘Yes.”I’m sorry?”Oh,’ Fletcher said, and laughed.Valkyrie’s parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head.
What’s a Dullahan?”He’s a headless horseman, in the service of the banshee.”Headless?”Yes.”Seriously?”Yes.”So he has no head?”That’s usually what headless means.”No head at all?”You’re really getting hung up on this headless thing, aren’t you?”It’s just kind...
He even dressed up for you. He only has one stain on his t-shirt.- Rylie Cruz
June cackled with delight, muttering, “Whoops!” as a car almost killed them.
A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! – Denise