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Sarcasm  Quotes
The life I’ve livedWhat more can one ask forApart from a grand exitSlit of the wristTotal bliss

—Nomzamo Nhlumayo

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You might as well laugh at yourself,everyone else is.

—B.J. Neblett

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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.

—J.D. Salinger

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… And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.

—Bethany Brookbank

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Andrew just shrugged, and I fiddled with the napkin in my lap while glancing idly around the restaurant. The obligatory mirrors hung on the walls, and there was one of those fountains with fake lily...

—Alicia Thompson

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Jace said that the cast of Gilligan’s Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

—Cassandra Clare

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I know a lie when I hear one.

—Adrian Mitchell

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Sarcasm.

—Christopher Moore

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That’s a good attitude. You should hate me more, curse me more, and detest me! Then you should take the power of that hatred and use it to survive this rotten world.

—Hideaki Sorachi

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It would be the last thing he did if he beat my dog.

—Holly Hood

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I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.

—F. Scott

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Charming. We’re going to be murdered in our beds.

—J. Anderson Coats

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Alert me if you’re attacked by a rabbit.

—Christina Dodd

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I don’t understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left, and have felt much better ever since.

—Jerome K.

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This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

—Lorrie Moore

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The Amulet of Samarkand. It was Simon Lovelace’s. Now it is yours. Soon it will be Simon Lovelace’s again. Take it and enjoy the consequences.

—Jonathan Stroud

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I’m telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.”I would,’ I said, ‘but unfortunately, there are no gorgeous, all-powerful, all-knowing gods around here. I’d even settle for a demigod....

—Kristin Walker

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I have no doubt that they’ll tell you a lot of kind things about me when my back is turned. They may not have been behind the door when God passed out the pretty faces,...

—Kurt Vonnegut

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Out of the corner of my eye, I can see Felicity and Ann hunched over their ornaments as if they were fascinating relics from an archaeological dig. I note that their shoulders are trembling, and...

—Libba Bray

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We don’t have dealings. He just stalks me. I’m popular like that.

—Nenia Campbell

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Okay, can you pass yourself off as a magician and gain Gerald’s trust and pass us information about Celeste’s plans and save all the magicians who want to be saved? Jaime asked. “Because if so...

—Sarah Rees

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Hey, Carlos,” the Professor says when he walks in. “How was REACH?””It sucked.””Can you be more specific?” my guardian asks.”It really sucked,” I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

—Simone Elkeles

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As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.

—Rick Riordan

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I don’t know what it is about “magic happens”-stickers on cars but every time I see one I wanna get out my permanent marker and sneak over and write underneath it “so does cot death”.

—Tim Minchin

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Katniss: ‘What about you? Ive seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour’. I snap at himTell him that. Thats not nothing.Peeta: Yes and Im sure the arena will be...

—Suzanne Collins

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Strange though it is,Sarov still cares about you. He told me to leave you alone. But I think, this time, I must disobey the general. You are mine! And I intend to make you suffer…””Just...

—Anthony Horowitz

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What? You mean this crap shack isn’t part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.

—Ashley Elston

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Don’t tell me,” Jace said, “Simon’s turned himself into an ocelot and you want me to do something about it before Isabelle makes him into a stole. Well, you’ll have have to wait till tomorrow....

—Cassandra Clare

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Wow, that’s original.

—Alyssa Rose Ivy

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Why is a man with a knife after your blood? Who sent him? I would like to write the fellow a letter of thanks!

—Elizabeth Peters

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We all love each other, Ange,” I said impatiently, hating this whole conversation. “No, not like this,” she went on relentlessly. “Fang loves you.”……My mouth dropped open. How does she know this stuff? “Forget it!...

—James Patterson

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Right. I can tell from the bat wings and the leeches that you three are just all happy-smiles and rainbows.

—Greg Farshtey

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don’t play role in Drama that i well know about the content of script. i can count your steps after this. don’t forget who’s the director!

—ikke achmad

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No one referred toFearghus the Destroyer as the life of anyone’s party.

—G.A. Aiken

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Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory???Graystripe:…Drowning?Silverstream: Can’t you do that in your own territory?Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there?

—Erin Hunter

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Oh! I know what I wanted to tell you – you’ll never guess who Thomas is chasing after now…”Hmmm, never guess or can’t be bothered to guess – it was a hard call. I yawned...

—Melanie Cusick-Jones

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Mmm, yeah. It’s that thing people do to make money.

—Kelley Armstrong

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Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend.” – Laney

—Joann I.

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Spacebar,” trying to translate the synth chords into a piano bit on the fly. It had been a million years since I’d played it.But it was still catchy.Whoever had written this song had known what...

—Maggie Stiefvater

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Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak.

—Jennifer Harrison

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I used to jog but it’s bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills.

—Margaret Atwood

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I don’t know. They haven’t been in school for a while.

—Nenia Campbell

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Cordelia glared at me. ‘I expect if someone strapped you to table an swung an axe over your naked quivering flesh like The Pit and the Pendulum, you’d be correcting his grammar’.

—Victoria Clayton

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He made a sound of disgust in the back of his throat. “Oh thank you so much. That’s what every man wants to hear about his name. You might as well call me ‘Little Pecker’...

—Sherrilyn Kenyon

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Was he hitting some type of werewolf midlife crisis? First, he’d left Wolf Town, and now he was envisioning a mate. What next? Bird watching? Board games? Retirement homes?

—Rose Wynters

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Great,’ I said. ‘Visit exotic Australia. Get bitten by an exotic snake. Die exotically.

—Steven Gould

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I tried to step back quickly but James grabbed my hand. “C’mon,” he said “this’ll be fun.” Geez… What’s your definition of fun? Cuz mines not to possibly get killed my first day here. Or...

—Bella Shadow

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What?” For the first time since Jace had met him, Sebastian seemed flabbergasted.

—Cassandra Clare

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You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It’s really funny.

—Brandon Sanderson

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Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?” her husband, Jack, asked her. “I’m bored with knitting. I’ve taken up arson

—Audrey Niffenegger

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