You might as well laugh at yourself,everyone else is.
Malachi scowled. “I don’t remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.””They didn’t,” Magnus said. “Your wards are down.””Really?” the Consul’s voice dripped sarcasm. “I hadn’t noticed.”Magnus looked concerned. “That’s terrible. Someone...
if you’re going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn’t it.
And sometimes when I’m feeling really evil, I read books or paint.
You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.
You’re stubborn- anyone ever tell you that before?
You know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”And yet it is still extremely funny.
Don’t make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will.
I’m not bipolar, I’ve just had a bipolar life foisted upon me.
Don’t be ridiculous. Brussels sprouts are awful. Jail is just jail.
He checked his parachute and launched himself into the Sea of Sarcasm.–Havana Red
Hello, Jeff,” and sat down again next to my father.
I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.
Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can’t even finish my second apple pie.