Get the point?” I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile.Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. “What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do in situations like this?Too harsh?

YES. BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL. LIKE A SUAVE THING. In fact, from here on, please forward my mail to 1 Suave Hill, Suave Boulevard, Suavieland, Planet of She’s-So-Smooth-I-Can’t-Believe-She’s-Not-Butter.

Costin regained his serious tone but his eyes softened.”I won’t force you into anything Sally. I know this is all different to you. I’ve known all my life that I had one perfect mate out there for me. And when I look at you, I’m in awe of what I’ve been given.” Sally blushed as...

Such polite manners for an armed man who was kidnapping me. Danilo could take a few lessons from him.

Can I ask who you are, sir?””Yeah, I expect so,” said Strike, walking past him and ringing the doorbell. Anstis’s dinner invitation notwithstanding, he was not feeling sympathetic to the police just now. “Should be just about within your capabilities.

I tried to step back quickly but James grabbed my hand. “C’mon,” he said “this’ll be fun.” Geez… What’s your definition of fun? Cuz mines not to possibly get killed my first day here. Or maybe that’s just a personal goal, but still…

What?” For the first time since Jace had met him, Sebastian seemed flabbergasted.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It’s really funny.

Why do you have a cigarette lighter in your glove compartment?” her husband, Jack, asked her. “I’m bored with knitting. I’ve taken up arson

Why were you lurking under our window?””Yes – yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?””Listening to the news,” said Harry in a resigned voice.His aunt and uncle exchanged looks of outrage.”Listening to the news! Again?””Well, it changes every day, you see,” said Harry.

If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses.Without their hard work and supreme idiotism it wouldn’t have been possible.You owe them the brutal sarcasm, they’ve earned it!

The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled – by the Internet, by the recession, by the American public, who would rather watch TV or play video games or electronically inform friends that, like, ‘rain sucks!’ But there’s no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool,...

You are your mother’s trueborn son of Lannister.””Am I?” the dwarf replied, sardonic. “Do tell my lord father. My mother died birthing me, and he’s never been sure.””I don’t even know who my mother was,” Jon said. “Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are.” He favored Jon with a rueful grin. “Remember this, boy....

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

The only stirrups I like are on a saddle.

Yes, I was standing on nothing but congealed starlight. Yes, I was walking up through a savage storm, the wind threatening to tear me off and throw me into the freezing waters of Lake Michigan far below. Yes, I was using a legendary and enchanted means of travel to transcend the border between one dimension...

Discord says it’s a good idea. That’s comforting.

Could you attempt, at least, to make yourself presentable? I know this is a war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it’s a party.

Cam’s wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. “Holy Hell,” Callie whispered, blinking.”More or less,” Arriane said

I’ll do all the killing, and you doall the stuff that an Avun-Riah does. Whatever the hell that is.

In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can’t make snide comments.

I’m sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?

And what are your interests and hobbies, Nicholas?” Annabel asked faintly, sounding like a cross between a television interviewer and a hostage. Nick considered this for a minute, and then said “I like swords.” Annabel leaned over her plate and asked, her voice changing “You fence?” “Not exactly,” Nick drawled. “I’m more freestyle.

Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher

America: It’s a free country; that is if you can afford it.

Here’s a tip…If you leave a girl crying you’re probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole.

If God lived on Earth people would stalk his Facebook page and leave nasty comments on his Pinterest site.” Then it sunk in- timing was everything and social media was the devil.

Going to the gym at this odd hour didn’t ‘work out’ for me.

Wouldn’t want to miss a war, would I?

Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a year, and finally we’d do it, but we’d never talk about it, ever, and then Ben would get married and I’d be killed in Texas.Probably not, but you can never be too careful...

It’s a good thing that the sheep are all so law abiding

It’s wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.

I couldn’t very well make a special delivery to the door of the constabulary now could I? And he’d have made the perfect scapegoat. That aura of misery he wraps himself in. So Byronesque. He’s too immersed in his own guilt to ever suspect it in another.

Never mumble some sarcastic shit to somebody who can obviously fuck you up.

Dear Producers, Something is radiating deep within me and it must be transmitted or I will implode and the world will suffer a great loss, unawares. Epic are the proportions of my soul, yet without a scope who cares am I? This is why I must but must be one of the inhabitants of MTV’s...

Even better. We’re going to be murdered in our beds by infidels.

I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.

If then, Moses so distinctly announces that there is in us not only a faculty, but also a facility for keeping all commandments, why are we sweating so much? … What need is there now of Christ or of Spirit? We have found a passage that asserts freedom of choice, but also distinctly teaches that...

It’s Thursday afternoon, and we have sports. These are the choices for the girls: watching an invitational cricket game; studying in one of the classrooms; or watching the senior rugby league. As you can imagine, I’m torn.

To my astonishment I saw him standing at a table with Kitty Jones. It was the Kitty Jones bit that was astonishing. Not the table. Though it was very nicely polished.

We were in such good moods, we even decided to hit Todd’s house for candy. Sam rang the doorbell, and when it opened, this hideous, rubber monster face roared at us. Sam screamed. Todd started laughing and took off the mask. I yelled, “Put it back on! Put it back on! Your hideousness is terrifying!”Todd...

Yes”, she said her voice dripping with sarcasm. “That’s exactly what I’m saying, in fact let’s try sex again.” She leaped to her feet and torn open her jeans. “Maybe my magic vagina will cure you of all the traumatic acts my family has inflected on you.

Are you a house-wife, Mrs Silvers?’ he asked. ‘What would you recommend for getting burger relish out of a white shirt?’The seething woman cranked the venom-level of her gaze up to eleven, and Raven smiled pleasantly back.

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

I am alergic to these flowers.-I know.

Since you stand in the same bridge with him why don’t you two just jump off.

This is fantastically squalid,” said Milo. “We may never get out of here alive.

Plus, I just washed it.

I got an ‘A’ in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world…

Can you enter a house uninvited?””No.””Why?””That would be rude.