Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can’t even finish my second apple pie.
The city of Leonia refashions itself every day: every morning the people wake between fresh sheets, wash with just-unwrapped cakes of soap, wear brand-new clothing, take from the latest model refrigerator still unopened tins, listening...
Man, you are one butt-load of sunshine, let me tell you.
Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.
If you are reading this, I’m dead. Don’t celebrate too much. Jesus is watching.
Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions?
Don’t worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed.
it’s a losing battle at this point,but so was the alamo
Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
Oh, no” Emily laughed .”No, I don’t know what that is.
Were you born stupid, Heinrich, or did you have to study?
Could you please stop dripping your sarcasm all over my car’s interior?
The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers’ head.