You might as well laugh at yourself,everyone else is.
Yes, Marshall.” I gnawed on my fingers some more and sunk back in my chair.
…Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying.
Hi, I’m Dick,” I said.”Yeah, I’ve heard that about you.
How ’bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail.
There are these amazing little seeds called compassion. You should grow some.
Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?
I couldn’t hack it in Hollywood, my writing’s wasn’t bad enough.
I once saw you in a tuxedo and all I wanted to do is eat.