I’ve never been that cute kid that was forgiven for being naughty.
It was not very long afterwards that Michael woke up one morning with a curious feeling inside him. He knew, the moment he opened his eyes, that something was wrong but he was not quite sure what it was. “What is today, Mary Poppins?” He enquired, pushing the bedclothes away from him. “Tuesday,” said Mary...
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
My love is tube shaped. Don’t let your dad stick his dick in it.
None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.
good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere
I’m a book lover. I’ve probably already fucked a whole library.
He liked the girls, liked to hold them around the waist, felt like a man when he did. But as for talking with them, no, no! Then he felt as though he were dealing with another species of human being, in some cases a higher one, in others a lower. He secretly admired the weak,...
I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet’s toga.
I have a whisper like a zipper. Your secret is safe in my pants.
If my remote control doubled as a dildo, I’d never get off my ass to change the channel.
I had a dream I named my boat after you. I love to raise your mast.
If just one person has done it, it can be done. by V.L. Marshall
Having sex is like bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
Just remember, all you have to do is say otherwise.
Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.
Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?