No man can protect you like your father, No women can love you like your mother.
Be more than a father, be a dad. Be more than a figure, be an example.
He touched the screen as if trying to reach through with his hand. “You’re a wonderful young lady. I don’t tell you that often enough. You remind me so much of your mother. She’d be proud. And Grandpa Tom” –he chuckled– “he always said you’d be the most powerful voice in our family. You’re going...
Listen to me, kitten. Win or lose, you’ll always be a princess to me.
Honestly, I’d rather be anywhere else. Even home, where my dad begins almost every conversation with, “You should lose the black clothes and wear something with color.” Puh-lease. Like I want to look like every Barbie clone in Hell High, a.k.a. Oklahoma’s insignificant Haloway High School. Ironically, Dad doesn’t appreciate the bright blue streaks in...
drew the pistol and shot her dad in the back as he was going down the hallway to the front door.
Between the four years when you murdered my dad and now … yeah, I grew a lot.
Yeah, Dad can go and write a script, but if I did something else, I’d produce.
My name is Monika Ora Moniker, but you can call me MOM. Or dad will do just fine.
My love is tube shaped. Don’t let your dad stick his dick in it.
Joshie has always told Post Human Services Staff to keep a diary, to remember who we were because every moment, our brains and synapses are being rebuilt and rewired with maddening disregard for our personalities, so that each year, each month, each day, we transfer into a different person, an utterly unfaithful iteration of our...
My dad once said… “Some friends are like “rubber wrappers”; they bind with you safely but get weaker when you stretch them too much”. Treat your friends with care, else the elasticity of their love for you may not go lasting!
I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears.
His dad and him, all summer long, are in the gym two or three times a week working on his game. He stays after practice a good half hour to 45 minutes just on his shooting drills alone. He’s a kid that’s self-motivated, he works hard and everything that’s happened for him right now, he...
(Don Fey had a large rubber stamp that said “bullshit,” which was and is awesome.)
My Dad has been a feminist, way before I learnt how to spell the word.
That’s such bullshit, Mythology repeated by parents because it lets them force their kids into sports and push them too hard by pretending that in the end it will pay off with the holy scholarship. You know how many kids get a free ride? Hardly any. Like, maybe fourteen.’ -Finn (165)
I didn’t know that my mom and dad and my sister were sneaking into town,
My Dad gave me wings to my DREAMS. – Merlin Thomas
There is no substitute for your impassioned prayers on behalf of your children
I want to be a dad. Sorry, I’m dyslexic. I meant to write dad.