To your parents you are still that innocent baby, and sometimes even you will need your father’s hand and your mother’s lap.

King of Prussia.

Instructions for Dad.I don’t want to go into a fridge at an undertaker’s. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I got lonely?...

I love you beyond paint, beyond melodies, beyond words. And I hope you will always feel that, even when I’m not around to tell you so.

I walked out of his room sure I’d said the right thing maybe not as a father but as a Dad. I’d said the right thing, for once in my life.

Most of the world knows him as the dad on Full House , but I know him as this funny, sick comedian. He and Andrew Dice Clay were the two dirty, hilarious comedians when I...

Dad, is that you?

If you love your dad, it’s tough when he dies. If you don’t like your dad, it’s tough when he dies. Because you lose that guy. Whatever you didn’t get, you miss. And what you...

It’s rally bad when dads cry.

Most kids start talking by age two. I didn’t say a word until I was twelve. I was just angry and defiant I guess. My first word wasn’t “Mom” or “Dad.” It was “No.

I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.

My Dad gave me wings to my DREAMS. – Merlin Thomas

My Dad has been a feminist, way before I learnt how to spell the word.

My dad (Harold) moved 20 miles in three hours yesterday. He still has 100 miles to go, … I have friends out there. I don’t know where they are.

Even though my mom and dad were divorced, she was still there, she was still by his side (in the hospital).

Between the four years when you murdered my dad and now … yeah, I grew a lot.

Listen to me, kitten. Win or lose, you’ll always be a princess to me.

We used to play a lot of two-on-two. My dad put a hoop up in our garage. We played in the winter and at least two or three times a week in the summer. It...

Behind every great man is a man greater, his father.

Some people say I look like my mom, while others say I look more like my dad. I guess it all depends on what I’m wearing.

Dad was in position with having to move on. He and Hatfield struck up a relationship, had a lot of the same life experiences, and they had a friendship that continued until the day Dad...

Wearing that? Wouldn’t you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

… family men, Claude.””Then why aren’t they home with their families?””You haven’t been listening to me, Claude. It takes lots of honey to raise a family these days…” No, it isn’t even that, these teddy...

When I think about my dad, I start clapping. I’m not applauding because he lived, but because he died.

I didn’t know that my mom and dad and my sister were sneaking into town,

I think my dad was more upset about the fine and mom was more upset because I’m not supposed to get angry on television like that.

My mum and dad had worked incredibly hard to afford me an education.

I knew my dad wanted me to be here.

Dan is a lot like his dad was, and now Art II is a lot like his dad, Dan. They’re close to the players, and they care about the players and the people who work...

That’s such bullshit, Mythology repeated by parents because it lets them force their kids into sports and push them too hard by pretending that in the end it will pay off with the holy scholarship....

The one thing I wanted most in life was for my dad to see me coaching in the Final Four. He won’t get to see me, but he’ll have a seat from above.

My mom wanted to show my dad any idiot could do it.

It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hello, and thanks for possibly pumping my mom with the winning batch of semen.

Jeeter?” Grace whispered into her walkie-talkie. “Are you awake?” She waited.A few weeks ago, she and Jeeter had started chatting on their walkie-talkies late at night when she couldn’t sleep. He always answered her call...

Beautiful is the man who leaves a legacy that of shared love and life. It is he who transfers meaning, assigns significance and conveys in his loving touch the fine art and gentle shaping of...

I could name my penis Steve, and it would be appropriate, as it is sort of shaped like my dad’s face, whose name is Steve. Not just his face, but his whole body and person...

A father and son walked into a bar, and the bartender didn’t serve either because the one didn’t look old enough. And he was right. Who becomes a dad in middle school?

We all have days when we say that we are gown-ups, that we are mature, have a lot of experience and don’t need advise from others.But it is our mom and dad we turn to...

Nothing in Dad is mass-produced. I think everything he does, he does because he loves the individual people of the church.

I’m going to be a person who writes stories.I never told mom and dad how much I loved them.I wanna be someone who can tell a lot of people how much I love them.

My love is tube shaped. Don’t let your dad stick his dick in it.

drew the pistol and shot her dad in the back as he was going down the hallway to the front door.

I think the next step is to try to get his mom and dad down [to U.Va.], probably for a football weekend. Then everyone will have seen it . . . and then I think...

They left my dad in the room to tell him first. When I came back in, I saw his face. I knew then. It was kind of heartbreaking.

My dad once said… “Some friends are like “rubber wrappers”; they bind with you safely but get weaker when you stretch them too much”. Treat your friends with care, else the elasticity of their love...

I called my father, but he pretended to be sleeping at first, then claimed not to know me, and then claimed I had the wrong number. And sure enough, when I looked at the number...

That night, stargazing on the deck with Dad, eyes on the sky, he pointed out Orion, Betelgeuse. “It’s an art to read the stars, baby.”I never wanted to leave his side-my sure song for so...

He had been searching for it his entire life. He had devoted himself to poetry to find it. Now, in the middle of his life, he found it. It was in the face of the...

Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow.

I want to be a dad. Sorry, I’m dyslexic. I meant to write dad.