My mom and dad died, but in their place I got a house of fog that’s easy to hide my feelings in. (No smoking, please.)

I found out who my real dad is on Facebook. I also found out who he isn’t. He isn’t the man I thought he isn’t.

There is no substitute for your impassioned prayers on behalf of your children

It made a big difference in my life to grow up with a dad who wasn’t afraid of how great my mom was.

Simple. I grew up a field-worker. My dad made 50 cents a day picking cotton in the San Joaquin Valley. I never thought I’d get to teach, never thought I’d get to coach, never thought I’d have an NCAA champion, never thought I’d get to see the world. This university has done more for me...

Joshie has always told Post Human Services Staff to keep a diary, to remember who we were because every moment, our brains and synapses are being rebuilt and rewired with maddening disregard for our personalities, so that each year, each month, each day, we transfer into a different person, an utterly unfaithful iteration of our...

My dad was always snoozing on the couch, like Dagwood Bumstead. He was a lazy motherfucker. God bless him. He was always working on some kind of get-rich-quick scheme. This is what my dad was like: I’d say, Hey, Dad, we studied penguins today in school. He’d say, Yeah? I’m a penguin fucker from way...

Live your life. Be happy as you can be, let go of the things that don’t matter, and fight.

And I feel like a real Dad when I read to her at night. She won’t sleep without one story, at least.

Yeah, I know they do, Evan.

I had a great view of the sunset. At least until father went and changed the channel. Dammit, dad!

The thaw came and the snow melted away and so did my dad. ’til there wasn’t nothing left.

No man can protect you like your father, No women can love you like your mother.

I went to visit my dad. He didn’t say a word to me. Or if he did, I couldn’t hear it through the grass, the dirt, and his coffin lid.

I told my father I was his dad. But I lied. He’s adopted.

Before you and your spouse can work as a team raising your children, you must first work as a team in your marriage.

Be more than a father, be a dad. Be more than a figure, be an example.

To your parents you are still that innocent baby, and sometimes even you will need your father’s hand and your mother’s lap.

King of Prussia.

Instructions for Dad.I don’t want to go into a fridge at an undertaker’s. I want you to keep me at home until the funeral. Please can someone sit with me in case I got lonely? I promise not to scare you.I want to be buried in my butterfly dress, my lilac bra and knicker set...

I love you beyond paint, beyond melodies, beyond words. And I hope you will always feel that, even when I’m not around to tell you so.

I walked out of his room sure I’d said the right thing maybe not as a father but as a Dad. I’d said the right thing, for once in my life.

Most of the world knows him as the dad on Full House , but I know him as this funny, sick comedian. He and Andrew Dice Clay were the two dirty, hilarious comedians when I was growing up.

Dad, is that you?

If you love your dad, it’s tough when he dies. If you don’t like your dad, it’s tough when he dies. Because you lose that guy. Whatever you didn’t get, you miss. And what you did get, you miss.

It’s rally bad when dads cry.

Most kids start talking by age two. I didn’t say a word until I was twelve. I was just angry and defiant I guess. My first word wasn’t “Mom” or “Dad.” It was “No.

I’m probably infertile. I inherited it from my dad.

My Dad gave me wings to my DREAMS. – Merlin Thomas

My Dad has been a feminist, way before I learnt how to spell the word.

My dad (Harold) moved 20 miles in three hours yesterday. He still has 100 miles to go, … I have friends out there. I don’t know where they are.

Even though my mom and dad were divorced, she was still there, she was still by his side (in the hospital).

Between the four years when you murdered my dad and now … yeah, I grew a lot.

Listen to me, kitten. Win or lose, you’ll always be a princess to me.

We used to play a lot of two-on-two. My dad put a hoop up in our garage. We played in the winter and at least two or three times a week in the summer. It helped having three older brothers push you around. It made you stronger. They also teach you how to shoot, how...

Behind every great man is a man greater, his father.

Some people say I look like my mom, while others say I look more like my dad. I guess it all depends on what I’m wearing.

Dad was in position with having to move on. He and Hatfield struck up a relationship, had a lot of the same life experiences, and they had a friendship that continued until the day Dad died.

Wearing that? Wouldn’t you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

… family men, Claude.””Then why aren’t they home with their families?””You haven’t been listening to me, Claude. It takes lots of honey to raise a family these days…” No, it isn’t even that, these teddy bears don’t like honey as much as they think they do. They think they’re supposed to like it, the way...

When I think about my dad, I start clapping. I’m not applauding because he lived, but because he died.

I didn’t know that my mom and dad and my sister were sneaking into town,

I think my dad was more upset about the fine and mom was more upset because I’m not supposed to get angry on television like that.

My mum and dad had worked incredibly hard to afford me an education.

I knew my dad wanted me to be here.

Dan is a lot like his dad was, and now Art II is a lot like his dad, Dan. They’re close to the players, and they care about the players and the people who work for them.

That’s such bullshit, Mythology repeated by parents because it lets them force their kids into sports and push them too hard by pretending that in the end it will pay off with the holy scholarship. You know how many kids get a free ride? Hardly any. Like, maybe fourteen.’ -Finn (165)

The one thing I wanted most in life was for my dad to see me coaching in the Final Four. He won’t get to see me, but he’ll have a seat from above.

My mom wanted to show my dad any idiot could do it.

It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hello, and thanks for possibly pumping my mom with the winning batch of semen.