Men cannot grieve as dogs do. But they grieve for many years.

You can’t be sad when Daisy is around, she won’t let you.

Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.

DOG: A kind of additional or subsidiary Diety designed to catch the overflow or surplus of the world’s worship.

A dog is grateful for what is, which I am finding to be the soundest kind of wisdom and very good theology.

That’s the thing about being a Labrador retriever – you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and never at all by somber worry; every day was a romp....

Darkness moves like a pack of wild dogs.The wind moves like a wounded animal.The ground must be full of teeth by now.

I would expect to see this infection moving thorough groups of dogs until a large percentage gets infected and there are a lot of immune dogs.

I don’t appreciate people who celebrate their dog’s birthdays with “dog parties,” and then invite their friends who don’t even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more...

A bad reputation will dog you for years. A good reputation will cat you.

If facial expressions had fur, then I’d snuggle your sneer. It’s so ugly it’s cute, like one of those little dogs, the kind Ryan Lilly has.

The dog looked up in entreaty. Liquid brown eyes begged: Take me with you. I’ll be good. Oh, the lies that dogs told.

Dogs were not loyal but servile, that cats were opportunists and traitors,

We have a new puppy and that’s enough! Two babies and three dogs is enough.

I like dogsBig dogsLittle dogsFat dogsDoggy dogsOld dogsPuppy dogsI like dogsA dog that is barking over the hillA dog that is dreaming very stillA dog that is running wherever he willI like dogs.

When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.

(about cats) They also resist our calls to come, to move, to obey, to present themselves, to do all the things that dogs do so easily. This drives some people crazy. Cats do not even...

She really talks to you, doesn’t she?” She asked. “it’s not just you talking to her. She talks BACK.””hel, half the time she starts it.” I said, half-defensively. “I know it’s weird.””Well, yes, it’s weird....

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.

You can’t replace one dog with another any more than you can replace one person with another, but that’s not to say you shouldn’t get more dogs and people in your life.

It will be the first official memorial that honors these dogs.

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

Talk to her, goddamnit. She ain’t a stick of furniture. She is one of God’s creatures, and she will hear you. I see these goddamned people walkin’ dogs, yakking on their phones, makes me wanna...

La mia novella di Natale, Un Cuore nella Bufera, inizia così…Mi sveglio di soprassalto, gli occhi spalancati nel buio, la notte rischiarata dal bagliore della neve che fuori continua a cadere. Trattengo il respiro, quasi...

A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

Come meet my dog.””What’s the dog’s name?””Justice.””Nice touch for a judge. A dog named Justice.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.

Everybody oughta have a dog,” he said thoughtfully, his hand still scratching Beau. “Dogs teach you love and kindness. They remind you what’s important.” He nodded and took a sip of his coffee. “A life...

They all knew this, but this didn’t stop them from good-naturedly crowding around the front door every time it opened, every single time, despite the fact that they were never -EVER- let into the house....

Mario, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?””I give.””You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there’s...

Council did vote by resolution not to allow dogs at Railroad Days and it seemed to work real good,

Maybe part of find what you wanted was recognizing what you didn’t want. Maybe there was hope for me yet.

Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers

As wonderful as dogs can be, they are famous for missing the point.

I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in front of Burgerville headquarters.”You’ll blow our cover.””But what if there is a fire?””The...

Dogs are owned for their loyalty, but men are owned only because of their stupidity.

Doris loves Superman as well.unfortunately, she got knocked down by a van last year, and it was a big, long recovery for her, really. It took about six months, didn’t it, before she was fully...

If uncertain, it’s best to pass by a possibly good dog than risk injury.

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

I have never tried to walk through a mall in the Christmas season dressed like a jolly old elf. You might as well dress up like a pork chop and walk into an alley full...

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

Even Mongo liked him, although Mongo likes everybody. (Also Mongo was so thrilled with himsel for staying in the dog bed till I’d released him that nothing was going to blow his mood.)

The dogs were really keening now, like Irish widows.

Mother Nature’s ruthless to the weak, but isn’t arbitrary cruel or negative. Mother Nature saves aggression for extreme situations, and instead uses consistent leadership–to help keep things running smoothly. Mother nature doesn’t rule by fear...

I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.

After his dinner, the wolfhound liked to prowl the grounds, sniffing the grass to learn what creatures of field and forest had recently visited. The yard was Merlin’s newspaper.

I’m a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.

A dog might feel as majestic as a lion, might bark as loud as a roar, might have a heart as mighty and brave as a Lion’s heart,But at the end of the day, a...