Why do I prefer cats to dogs? I have never stepped in cat shit.
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.
I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.
Finally, especially in the case of medical-response canines and those that serve handlers with invisible disabilities, it’s not merely the necessity of the dog that’s questioned but also the existance of the disability itself. And...
I never gave it a thought, so I’m sure that there were dogs on campus.
You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.