When I hear your name, I involuntarily clench my butt cheeks. Is that love? I don’t know—I’m not Nicholas Sparks.

I got a boob job on my butt, and be honest here, does this bra make my ass look fat?

I’m feeling morass, when I should be feeling more ass. I can put my sadness behind me with what’s behind you.

I say yes, turn the other cheek, and let me slap your butt again. Forgiveness can be oh so naughty.

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

Okay, let’s see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle. Now if only we could figure out where the brain has moved.

Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry.

A half a hole is the same as a whole hole, no matter how much love you intend to bury. Love is a treasure, and to keep it safe you need to do as the...

Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?””Not at all. Shoot-“”Do you have butt implants?