I had a dream about you. I was a painter, and you were a nude banana. You wanted me to paint you in a still life, and I asked you to put some peels on....

Love can make people do crazy things. I once saw a man streak down Blanding Blvd. with only a banana peel stapled over his manhood. I’m not sure he was in love, but he was...

If you ever find yourself in a blender with a banana and an orange, just start throwing karate chops.

Ese espacio que uno ocupa, siquiera por un breve periodo, y aunque antes o después todos los personajes deban desaparecer en los confines del tiempo, resplandece como algo sumamente valioso.

Nobody peels a banana before stabbing themselves with it. But that’s exactly how I love—dangerously.

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.

..he went to the kitchen to get a banana; after each mouthful he pulled back a fraction the four or five strips of striped skin, faded petals, which covered his fist as it clenched the...

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.

Oh my god, I am a banana.

The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone.

You can’t teach calculus to a chimpanzee. So just share your banana.

I’m not interested in you as a person. I am, however, interested in you as a banana.

In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every so often there would be a test. The stories were very short, and...

Is that a ziggurat in your pocket or are you just Mesopotamia? You should know I sell happy-to-see-me’s & bananas individually or by the pocketful.

My favorite dessert is banana pudding.

A banana is not a pistol. Still, please don’t point one at me.

How do you think we smart we realy are?If the whole world, economic, and everything around us, is based on one thing.If you push a green button, you’ll get banana.Now, you have only one button...

I stepped on a banana spider today. I didn’t crush it, but I did slip and fall. Then I got bit by one of the Three Stooges, possibly John McCain.