Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.
The thing about alcohol, though non-drinkers, non-alcoholics and reformed alcoholics may falsely dispute this, is that each day, or night on booze, is a different journey, the destination being a mystery, but quite possibly the...
Day zero, the disaster, the serious shock, the near self-destruction.Day two, the suffering, the repentance, the depression, and the promises.Day three, the recovery, the wall, some light, and the joy.Day four, the strength, the resolution,...
I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day… Let’s just get wastey-pants!
It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.
you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.
Alcohol does not solve problems but becomes a problem in itself
It is sad that people need alcohol to make them happy.
A drunk can’t follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.
Dora brought it. Ah, that’s better. That at least doesn’t fail.
To be now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently abeast!