As long as I am breathing, in my eyes, I am just beginning.
One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.
The biggest enemy of truth is known as facts in our society.
Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.
I’m older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.
The benefit of appearing so young is I’m constantly underestimated
I’m now solidly in my mid-thirties. I turned thirty, three days ago.
The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.