What?” he asked. “You’re staring at me funny.””We’re in the wrong movie,” I confessed.
Did you ever think it won’t be the undead who kill us, but ordinary people?
The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
Her voice was small and distant, like she’d already left the room.
Nothing spells trouble like two drunk cowboys with a rocket launcher.
I’m done peeing now.””Thank you for letting me know.
If you’d saved the girl, you’d be a hero. Next time.
To be now a sensible man, by and by a fool, and presently abeast!
For an instant I saw before me the young girl this used to be.