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The tragedy of Dionysus: Wear a black robe at night, and white you’ll wear by morning; but wear a purple robe to the midnight feast, and when you wake you’ll dress in black to mourn...

—Roman Payne

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It’s because you aren’t thinking very clearly tonight.””I know. Being Drunk is weird.””Oh my god. I love you so much. Especially when you say stuff like that.””Like what?””Nothing. Never mind. Although I’m dying to know...

—Jessica Sorensen

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This guy was a humorless bag of nothing but.

—Steven Ramirez

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Mummy’s coming home late tonight. It’ll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.

—Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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He took a breath, then proclaimed, ‘Lady Shaselle of Hytanica, I am in love with you.’ I burst into laughter, pulling my legs up to ease my aching stomach muscles. He rolled onto his side...

—Cayla Kluver

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The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone?

—Jarod Kintz

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The door is crackedWe used to meetlike water does landnonot thatmore like when skin touches skinkissing fingertipsor when air escapes a lung and is felt across the worldI’ve leapt over cracks in sidewalksand swallowed away...

—Dave Matthes

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Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.

—Guy Davenport

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When I was little I would think of ways to kill my daddy. I would figure out this or that way and run it down through my head until it got easy. The way I...

—Kaye Gibbons

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Even now I can’t describe the fear that contaminated my blood like black ink.

—Steven Ramirez

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I feel wonderful and sad. It’s the gin.

—Stephen Beresford

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A late arrival had the impression of lots of loud people unnecessarily grouped within a smoke-blue space between two mirrors gorged with reflections. Because, I suppose, Cynthia wished to be the youngest in the room,...

—Vladimir Nabokov

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While binge drinking is a significant issue, it is likely that many members of the public would be surprised by its categorisation as a mental illness, particularly at the milder end.”Public confusion caused by differing...

—Anthony F. Jorm

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Need ‘nether whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk.’Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. ‘Mr. Walsh,’ he said severely, ‘in Gavagan’s we will serve a man a drink to wet his whistle,...

—Fletcher Pratt

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I’m not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk.

—Eddie Van

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Oh my God. I’m not Keith Richards. I’m Otis from Mayberry! A fucking drunk!

—Dave Mustaine

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This was their third bar since Piccadilly and they were both agreed that the two of them were very drunk but had the capacity to get a good deal drunker yet.

—Kate Atkinson

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There’s no better way for a woman to punish a man than to make him sleep away from her.

—Steven Ramirez

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I was a spectator who had gotten free admission to a freak show.

—Steven Ramirez

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It’s 2am and I took seventeen shot of vodka just trying to forget your name but the only name I forgot was mine and drunk or sober you’re the only thing on my mind.

—Unknown Author

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Time to get drunk!Don’t be martyred slaves of Time,Get drunk!Stay drunk!On wine, virtue, poetry, whatever!

—Charles Baudelaire

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What good in being a solitary, secret drinker?We’re all drunkards together – let’s leave it at that.

—Hāfez

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She ordered beer all night, and I ordered root beer. She was drunk, and so was I—with love.

—Jarod Kintz

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Don’t fall asleep yet. Contrary to popular belief, that’s not where dreams get accomplished.

—George Watsky

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When you see a man led to prison say in your heart, “Mayhap he is escaping from a narrower prison.” And when you see a man drunken say in your heart, “Mayhap he sought escape...

—Kahlil Gibran

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You can just keep carrying me. It’s very relaxing.

—Jessica Sorensen

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She gave herself a hard twist and fell into a sitting position, staring at me with those maggot-filled doll’s eyes.

—Steven Ramirez

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He snuffles. Oh, no.He’s not going to cry, is he? Because even though it’s sweet when guys cry, I am so not prepared for this.Girl scouts didn’t teach me what to do with emotionally unstable...

—Stephanie Perkins

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It’s just been a really lousy day for me and I wasn’t really thinking. My advice? Find your own cause to represent, not one thrown out into society by a ton of environmentalist dopes. Find...

—Unknown Author

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Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia.” He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that I could feel the heat of his body. “Believe me,” His eyes locked...

—Donya Petrock

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If I were a betting man, and Thank Vegas I’m not, I’d say this bartender looks guilty of murder. Or maybe he just looks drunk. Possibly the two looks are identical.

—Jarod Kintz

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Reaction timeTouch the underside of a penny you find on the streetDoesn’t feel any different unless you close your eyesI can taste the copper in my mouth nowseeping from between my teethThere’s an explanation I’m...

—Dave Matthes

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Ambitions and dreams put you at a drinking table with unexpected companions. Cups were filled and refilled, making you drunk with the illusion of changing the world.

—Guy Gavriel

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If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered.

—Matt Haig

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I turned to her, my whole body hard with tiredness and regret.

—Steven Ramirez

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Nothing bonds two solitary individuals like a good shared drunk. This is a scientific fact. It’s important, even necessary for the long-term welfare of the planet to get good and shit-faced with your neighbor every...

—Sol Luckman

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Each of us is aware he’s a material being, subject to the laws of physiology and physics, and that the strength of all our emotions combined cannot counteract those laws. It can only hate them....

—Stanisław Lem

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and I get refill number three or four and the wine is making my bones loose and it’s giving my hair a red sheen and my breasts are blooming and my eyes feel sultry and...

—Aimee Bender

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And even in the open air the stench of whiskey was appalling. To this fiendish poison, I am certain, the greater part of the squalor I saw is due. Many of these vermin were obviously...

—H.P. Lovecraft

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I’m a competitor. I once placed fifth in a bottle of whiskey.

—Jarod Kintz

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Forget plastic surgery. Enhance your beauty by getting those around you drunk.

—Jarod Kintz

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in the spirit.” They use and abuse God and Christianity just like they would use any other substance in their life. They search for the experiences, but not God.

—Lisa Bedrick

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You shouldn’t have done that, Dave.

—Steven Ramirez

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I’m not a bad person.

—Steven Ramirez

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You’re drunk as four skunks, you idiot.

—Sherwood Smith

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Where am I?” Magnus croaked.”Nazca.””Oh, so we went on a little trip.””You broke into a man’s house,” Catarina said. “You stole a carpet and enchanted it to fly. Then you sped off into the night...

—Cassandra Clare

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Drunken men give some of the best pep talks.

—Criss Jami

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You know you’ve drunk too much when you run out of booze. It’s the same with love. Also, I’m drunk.

—Jarod Kintz

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A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’m involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving. I’m also involved with most children’s causes, because children can’t help the environment they’re in.

—Judd Nelson

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