She played me with a bad hand, and I fell for it every time.
‘Can’t you see what they are?’ I said. ‘They’re all dead.’
…you’re either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.
Wetting one’s pants is no kind of self-esteem builder.
Ok.. So are you goin’a let him bluetube your tweeter?
A drunk can’t follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.
To err is human. To errah is Kennedy.
I heard them tearing at it. It was the sound of mortality.
The people inside the gym didn’t stand a dead drunk’s chance.
A riverless silence made the air heavy.
Poetry keeps mein a highly drunken stateof divinity.
Nothing makes you forget everything as getting drunk of red wine.
People talk about survival. What they mean is killing the other guy.
I may be drunk Miss but, in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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