The tragedy of Dionysus: Wear a black robe at night, and white you’ll wear by morning; but wear a purple robe to the midnight feast, and when you wake you’ll dress in black to mourn...

There were, however, a few exceptions.One was Norma Dodsworth, the poet, who had not unpleasantly drunk but had been sensible enough to pass out before any violent action proved necessary. He had been deposited, not...

My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!

Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.

I am alive, and drunk on sunlight.

It’s solitary drinking that makes drunkards.

Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

Dude, don’t die out here.

All You Need Is Love” in homage to their memory.

Oh you dear companionsElectric bells of the stations song of the reapersButcher’s sleigh regiment of unnumbered streetsCavalry of bridges nights livid with alcoholThe cities I’ve seen lived like mad women(The Voyager)

I don’t drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.

Needy people are like newborns, I have come to realize. One intoxicated night and BAM! You are stuck with this problem. You finally take it home and it wants to keep you up all night...

Alcohol helps you to loosen up to make memories you won’t forget, and then it helps you to forget them completely.

Oh Abby…I want you to know…I am so full of shit. You should not listen to me. I know nothing.

High school sucked. It was a universal truth and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably drunk or delusional.

She smiled at him like a freshman invited to the senior prom. It made my blood boil.

It’s not about winning, it’s about doing what’s right. And yes, we will do what’s right.

Danny strolled to the town common, sat on one of the benches in Teenytown and took one of the bottles out of the bag, looking down on it like Hamlet with Yorick’s skull

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they’re 21.

What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?””Ask a glass of water!

Let me ask you this: How many days do you have left, if any, in the life you promised for yourself yesterday?

Drunk forever dreaming you with or without you

Old, old, drink. Tiiiiny little drink. Very small. Almost not there.” She began to hiccup.

I like to think she hates my guts a little less every hour.

Yolo.

I’ve never drunk coffee. I’m convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea.

H. L Mencken’s Dictionary of the American Language supplies a long list of slang terms for being drunk, but the Irish are no slouches, either. They’re spannered, rat-arsed, cabbaged, and hammered; ruined, legless, scorched, and...

People keep asking what I do for a living and I keep saying that I don’t believe in making a living. That it’s a concept that has been twisted. I tell them I believe in...

I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance.

There is something about you that makes me feel terribly wicked. You make me want to do shocking things. Maybe it’s because you’re so proper. Your necktie is never crooked, and your shoes are always...

98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.

I don’t know how these things died without benefit of a bullet to the brain pan. They seemed to exist in an eternal twilight of longing.

He was your usual man when it came to romance, which is to say he couldn’t recite Baa Baa Black Sheep when sober, whereas when drunk, sixteen cantos of Byron’s Don Juan was par for...

We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one

Inside my soul a treasure is buried.The key is mine and only mine.How right you are, you drunken monster!I know: the truth is in the wine.(“The Unknown Lady”)

I am still drunk that you were here,and you were mine.And once again I stretch my hand outfor that wine;As your drunk eyes could not bestirthemselves, I tooCan’t move; as you love wine, I lovethe...

Everyone should drink of me, but I shouldn’t be drunk by everyone. I should be drunk all by myself.

My hush is lush. It’s drunk on its own greenness, just as I’m drunk on my blue silence. What would you say if I asked you to turquoise?

Don’t drive a car in the dream, else you won’t drive it on earth. Don’t wish to become, else you won’t become. Don’t associate with fools, else your ancestors will be insulted. Don’t be addicted...

She played me with a bad hand, and I fell for it every time.

‘Can’t you see what they are?’ I said. ‘They’re all dead.’

Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.

Come on. I got drunk when I was like 5.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ‘the cops.’ But you know, sometimes, you’ve just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

…you’re either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.

God might have been either drunk or naughty when he was creating women.

I’ll show you an imaginative re-creation, my fist imaginatively re-creating your fucken face for starters.

I wanted to see the bullet coming, wanted to know the exact moment of my death.

A waitress goes up to Winston Churchill and says, ‘Sir, your drunk.’To which he replies, ‘I may be drunk, miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.