I take my investment advice from my dentist, because he’s just as likely to lose me money as a financial advisor.

I was at a dentist for three hours yesterday. Between tonight and that, I’d rather go back.

I make my living as a farmer. I milk the clock at work. And I make love like a dentist. Oh yes, I am that erotic.

Sometimes I feel like the tenth dentist in the 9 out of 10 dentists surveys.

A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.

It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a toothbrush. And I do. In fact, 9 out of 10 dentists recommend kissing me right before bed. Oh, and...

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

I think I’ll hang myself under the tree that Agatha and I had our first picnic under. I’ll just have to reschedule my dentist appointment.

I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April Fool’s Day.

Dentist.

I had a dream about you. You were sitting in a dentist’s chair, and I was cleaning your teeth. You wondered if I was a dentist, and I wondered why more people didn’t brush their...

A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I want to make love, I’ll make a dentist appointment.

Before I got into rock n’ roll, I was going to be a dentist.

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought?–Poirot

For really it was the refinement of civilized cruelty, this spick, span, and ingenious affair of shining leather and gleaming steel, which hoisted you and tilted you and fitted reassuringly into the small of your...

When I get excited I drool. That’s why I buy bibs wholesale from my dentist. Based on that alone you could label me a romantic.