We always imagine some future self that won’t ever get pissed off — that’ll always go to bed on time, always brush our teeth, always enjoy mind-blowing sex with our spouse on Tuesday night. And...

I’ve gotten out of bed a lot of days for a lot less than $10,000.

I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.

Truth.” But they can’t be searching too hard, because very few of them ever think to look under my bed.

Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.

Mmmm… I missed you.” She said, and grabbed me by the waist band, and pulled me on top of her.

It’s definitely weird to go from the hospital bed to the start gate.

Nowadays, people like to buy traditional canopy beds, and use it not as a bed but as a living room piece.

It’s definitely an advantage to sleep in your own bed when you don’t have to travel to play a game and when it’s right there at home. But that’s just part of the game.

On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.

All I did sometimes was get home from school and do homework until I went to bed. There was just no clowning around.

My bed feels empty without my ex wife in it. Also, I’m not in it, so that’s probably why it feels so empty.

Bran knew that men slept on top of women when they shared a bed. Sleeping under Lord Manderly would be like sleeping under a fallen horse, he imagined.

The stillness and stasis of bed are the perfect opposite of travel: inertia is what I’ve come to consider the default mode, existentially and electronically speaking. Bed, its utter inactivity, offers a glimpse of eternity,...

Fatigue happens. If you’re feeling exhausted, cancel that evening activity and go to bed at 9 o’clock instead of 11. We all try to cram 28 hours into 24. If for three days each month...

People have the right to say what they want, but as long as I can go to bed at night and look myself in the mirror, I’ll be all right.

It’s not always a bed of roses, but the blend of characters makes thestrength of the team.’ – A team-building tip

There were times about five years ago when I literally couldn’t get out of bed. I was living in pain.

I’m romantic. I’ll try to make your bed while you’re still sleeping in it.

I check my phone first thing when I wake up in the morning. I usually take it up with me to bed so it’s on the floor next to the bed, although not actually in...

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy.

I went to bed in my sh*thole apartment and I woke up in an actual sh*thole.

A man is not for you when all he knows is to slam your back on the bed and ram into you like a wild fool. The interested ones are the ones so interested that...

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.

The most luxurious item is a beautiful bed and beautiful, simple sheets.

The guys were kidding me that I was upset with Mike because he didn’t make his bed in the morning, or that he insisted on the aisle seat on the flight back to Montreal.

I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers/ And laid entwined together in a bed of clover/ Left there to sleep/ Left there to dream of happiness.

Where’s my bed?!” Dairine shrieked.”It’s on Pluto,” Nita said. “On the winter side, somewhere nice and dark and quiet, where you won’t find it if you look all day-which you’re not going to have time...

I hid my feelings for her for years, and I thought all was well until my neighbor went digging in her garden and found them buried in the ground. I’m so embarrassed I could just...

You’re not going to feel like exercising with the flu, … You’re going to feel like crawling into bed.

One night I was in bed-and remember that I’m on the second floor of a hotel-when I spotted this crab coming toward me across the floor, watching me with his beady little crab eyes. I...

The first one to bed always lit the candle, and the last one turned out the lamp….The tradition had seen them through quite a bit by now, and Rebecca had come to love the candlelight,...

The principal furniture in Billie’s mind was a good-sized bed.

With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses.

I don’t have to make my own bed.

I’ll never rest on my laurels. If I’ve got more than one Laurel in my bed, rest is not how I plan on utilizing my mattress.

My head aches, my eyes burn, my arms and legs have given up, and my face in the mirror has a grayish cast. The bed, across the room, calls in its unmistakable lover’s croon, Come...

My kids would not get in to bed every night without me telling them that I loved them.

The one thing we tell everybody is never go to bed mad — but we’ve done that a few times. It happens.

…[F]or there are times when bed is the only place on earth where peace is to be had, and that was one of them.

I’m glad that everyone woke up and got out of bed on a Sunday morning, that’s awesome.

Do something. Successful achievers wake up in the morning and go to bed in the night. In between their waking up and going to bed is occupied with action, action, action and action.

It was not a bed with curtains, but a bed with doors like shutters. This may not seem like a nice way of having a bed, but we would all be glad of the wooden...

If we had won today we could have almost put it to bed because it would have shattered the other teams. We’ve got to pick ourselves up again.

The American’s literature is all about being hot and sexy, inspiring a girl and going to bed with her. It focuses on being a hero, saving lives and surviving last, but it has nothing to...

A man’s love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

It’s a cute little studio apartment that has just what I need: a bed, a couch, a table, a chair, and a coffee-maker.

DAWN, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise...

Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it’s easier to hateThan to wait anymore.

Now I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers and laid entwined together on a bed of clover and left there to sleep, left there to dream of their happiness.