We always imagine some future self that won’t ever get pissed off — that’ll always go to bed on time, always brush our teeth, always enjoy mind-blowing sex with our spouse on Tuesday night. And...

DAWN, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise...

Some people sleep all alone every nightInstead of taking a lover to bedSome people find that it’s easier to hateThan to wait anymore.

Now I believe that lovers should be draped in flowers and laid entwined together on a bed of clover and left there to sleep, left there to dream of their happiness.

LOOKINGThe world goes by, and what have I to do with it? I merely observe how the geese stretch their necks towards the orange rim of sky. I watch how light fades and children make...

If laughter came in paste format you could squeeze out of a tube, I’ll bet nine out of ten dentists would recommend comedy before bed. The tenth doctor, having just read Tolstoy as deliberately mistranslated...

I’m a 7 o’clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.

I don’t know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.

No man can prove upon awakening that he is the man who he thinks went to bed the night before, or that anything that he recollects is anything other than a convincing dream.

If finding a woman in your bed is so distressing, magus, you should rethink the direction your life’s taken.

He is lying on my side of the bed with a drink on the night table. I had no idea he realized teams and names.

I jumped out of bed and headed for the hospital.

I may tone it down, … Back off on batting practice, back off on taking ground balls. Get to bed earlier.

I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.

On the edge of dreaming when the brain lets go, when it stops its scheming, our blood runs slow… Then the heart speaks clearly of the things it knows, things it brought so dearly at...

In the parking lot, she drove and parked in a dark area with no other cars around. She reclined her seat, and listened to music. Outside there were trees, a ditch, a bridge; another parking...

Sleeping in a bed — it is, apparently, of immense importance. Against those who sleep, from choice or necessity, elsewhere society feels righteously hostile. It is not done. It is disorderly, anarchical.

When my bed is empty,/ Makes me feel awful mean and blue./ My springs are getting rusty,/ Living single like I do.

At the end of the day” to bed.

It’s a lot easier to stay in bed and just start from the first tee.

The more coffee you drink, the less sleep you need. I just had a great business idea. I could rent out your bed, and with the money you’d make off it, you could buy enough...

When you’re putting your kids to bed and their prayer at night is ‘God, please let Daddy win, sometime,’ you know it’s getting bad.

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I’m really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

I at midnight by the clock may creep into your bed.

Bed is the poor man’s opera.

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.

When my coach and team-mates went abroad for competitions, I had to lay on the bed alone, so I felt extremely upset and even thought of retiring. But leaving the platform like that was not...

Every time my head hit the pillow, I wondered why I had ever left my bed in the first place.

I must be alive,” Gawain said hoarsely. “Dead doesn’t hurt this much.

Sometimes I think it would be easier if I had just walked in the house and found her in bed with a guy. I wouldn’t have to deal with the uncertainty of adultery.

It takes time of course for all of this to bed in, … But all of the figures are moving in the right direction.

Like a gift, beautifully wrapped at the foot of your bed each morning, today asks that you open it and enjoy everything inside. Exhaust yourself with all it has to offer!

He coached them from the bed and said, ‘I don’t care if we win a game this year; I want you to stay spiritually pure, glorify God and have fun,’ … And that’s coming from...

We are also creatures of romance. Books love to portray us as the mysterious visitor in the night that you invite into your bedroom and then your bed.

It wouldn’t necessarily be tongue in cheek if a woman told me I kiss like a toothbrush. And I do. In fact, 9 out of 10 dentists recommend kissing me right before bed. Oh, and...

I sleep on the coasts of my bed, but I make love in the Midwest.

You want to have a layered look. You need a fairly wide, sweeping bed to allow for a low front row, a medium-height middle and a third row that is taller.

We now have hose bed covers as a result of that incident. We want to save lives. We want to save lives of the firefighters, lives of the people that we’re protecting and this program...

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.

Plans make dreams reality.

When my bed is empty, Makes me feel awful mean and blue. My springs are getting rusty, Living single like I do.

I have just been elected Captain of the Nap Squad. It’s a very exhausting position, and requires training twice a day, once when I get up and once before bed.

Nobody wants to do it, obviously. It’s a lot easier to stay in bed and just start from the first tee. But it’s a case of you’ve just got to do it and you’ve got...

I would give anything to be able to put it to bed. It takes your life over but I’m only looking forward to the end of the season if we can pull it off because...

If the purpose of love is getting into bed; I guess prostitutes are the most auspicious lovers.

Almost everybody gets tired and bored by one lackadaisical topic. If you hit them with something delicious, like a sexy adventure, then the world will want to hear you speak, mind you! Don’t become a...

I was also sick of my neighbors, as most Parisians are. I now knew every second of the morning routine of the family upstairs. At 7:00 am alarm goes off, boom, Madame gets out of...

ENVELOPE, n. The coffin of a document; the scabbard of a bill; the husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter.

When we put them (Monica and Chandler) in bed together initially, I don’t think we realized that this would be the loves of their lives. We went into it going ‘Well, we’ll see how many...

I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and...