We always imagine some future self that won’t ever get pissed off — that’ll always go to bed on time, always brush our teeth, always enjoy mind-blowing sex with our spouse on Tuesday night. And...

I don’t want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It’s not like I enjoy it

… and it was quite a sad thing,the way I watched you sleep like nothing could go wrong and I did not want to harm it, I did not want to blur it, but how...

What I go to bed praying for, and what I get up thinking about, is that the Tampa Bay eight (the seven players plus Dan Boyle, an alternate for Canada) stay healthy. It’s a big-time...

We had just gone to bed and heard screaming and she was sitting right by our door, and she was all bloody. Then we went down to the front desk to tell them.

An adult bed is not the place for a small infant because there are so many factors.

I stayed in bed all day, but giving up and saying I was sick wasn’t an option. The goal was to get to the Final Four and nothing was going to stand in our way.

If a woman sleeps alone it puts a shame on all men. God has a very big heart, but there is one sin He will not forgive. If a woman calls a man to her...

This is all about tourism. This is all about putting a bed base on Main Street,

I’ve been racing about four years now. I’ve spent a long time in bed thinking about how I would do that, my first victory lap.

I’m out of bed before the alarm goes off.

Women, they’re great for keeping the bed warm and the coffee hot. They’re also good at other things, like my job, which is why I’ll soon be fired—which is a bit too hot for me.

Make time to make love. Then, after you’ve finished making love, make some coffee while I just lie in bed and quiver.

I tried to assist from outside but couldn’t get her out. She was wrapped up in the bed frame, so I dove through the window — cut my leg open — and we got her...

It was only when we were in that bed, high above the world – then I thought the birds could have been circling around our bodies circled around each other – that we made our...

The season was waning fastOur nights were growing cold at lastI took her to bed with silk and song,’Lay still, my love, I won’t be long;I must prepare my body for passion.”O, your body you...

We thought everything would be forgotten, but I still remember yourclaws running down my back.I wonder if you still think about us,the way I do.How our legs would crash into each other in the middle...

I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.

Early this morning I was just sleeping in bed and going over and over and it just doesn’t seem real. And just punching that thing, I felt its rubbery feeling of the shark. And I...

Hopelessness is advance failure in a disguised envelope. People are crippled to have bed-ridden dreams just because they don’t believe they can take progressive steps with those dreams.

Tonight at 8:00. My bed. Bring a friend, and I’ll show you how to make a Snuggle Sandwich.

My girlfriend said to me in bed last night’ ‘you’re a pervert’ I said, ‘that’s a big word for a girl of nine’.

I actually never thought that Barack Obama was anything but a typical Democratic party politician, which to me meant that he was probably in bed with Wall Street.

This bed yawnsbeneath the weightof our absent selves.

When Jesse Orosco threw up his glove in ’86, I was jumping up and down on my bed.

In a crime story, the details become tremendously important – where the staircase was in relation to the bed, for example.

Maybe our marriage is bound to be a fight, but it will have its compensations. Fights that end in bed have their own singular excitement, remember.

A man must hug, and dandle, and kistle, and play a hundred little tricks with his bed-fellow when he is disposed to make that use of her that nature designed her for

I had a dream I was in an old woman’s closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car...

I want to see this issue put to bed. We are willing to work with you. I think we are going to get an agreement if we work together.

I’m obsessed with socks. I even wear them to bed!

I’m always late, I can’t cook, I can’t get out of bed.

I never read in bed, only in my study.

I may wear ear-rings, and a pearl necklace around my neck; my bed may be adorned with red blankets, flowers and red powder; but without the Lord of the Universe, where can I search for...

An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night. Oh, I didn’t have a foursome, but I did sleep with six prosthetic legs (I have a bad back).

A successful person’s life is made up of a time when he gets out of bed, and a time he goes to bed; and in-between them is filled up with a time that he makes...

My bark has meow, and in bed I’m in the moment like instant coffee. Do you prefer cream or sugar in your orgasms?

Do you know how marriage was defined in ancient Greece? Noel said in a calmer tone. Its really simple. A virgin goes to mans house with the family gathered as witnesses. The virgin and the...

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Instead of breakfast, she has brought sway and dancing into bed.

If I can’t be in bed with Jack Hamma at least I can be in bed with Jane Austen

If on thoughts of death we are fed,Thus, a coffin, became my bed.

Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it’s funny how sleep comes all on it’s own.

Sometimes I kick my cat. But I’m asleep, and he sleeps at the foot of my bed. It’s not like I kick it intentionally, like it was a politician.

Mmmm… stay.” Her voice was barely audible, as she grazed her lips against mine and her head fell back against the pillow into a deep sleep.

It’s definitely weird going from the hospital bed to the start gate. But it’s ski racing. I’ve done it my whole life. I wasn’t worried that I’d forgotten anything.

We’re basically keeping up with the bed base. If we have the people here, we have to fit them on the mountain.

The president is getting out of bed, reading the newspapers and eating well. He is in a good mood and wanting to return home. His condition is not life-threatening.

I remember as a kid being cold a lot, and hungry sometimes. We’d go to bed with just cornbread and milk, and I remember wearing shoes with holes in the bottom. I remember having twine...

All good and true book-lovers practice the pleasing and improving avocation of reading in bed … No book can be appreciated until it has been slept with and dreamed over.