We always imagine some future self that won’t ever get pissed off — that’ll always go to bed on time, always brush our teeth, always enjoy mind-blowing sex with our spouse on Tuesday night. And...

ENVELOPE, n. The coffin of a document; the scabbard of a bill; the husk of a remittance; the bed-gown of a love-letter.

When we put them (Monica and Chandler) in bed together initially, I don’t think we realized that this would be the loves of their lives. We went into it going ‘Well, we’ll see how many...

I had to hand it to him, leaving the empty glove lying on the bed was an apt metaphor for love. Two things I can say about my grandpa are that he is wise, and...

Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.

Just in case you get any ideas, know that I’ll be sleeping with a feather in one hand and massage oil in the other.

Don’t take tomorrow to bed with you.

Who never ate his bread in sorrow, who never sat the sorrowful nights weeping on his bed, he knows you not, you heavenly Powers.

I tried to get out of bed and I fell down.

I decided to stay in bed until noon. Maybe by then half the world would be dead and it would only be half as hard to take.

Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate.

He went to bed and slept the sleep of the good-for-nothing which, by an anachronism not a single songwriter has yet struck, is proven to be more sound than that of innocence

Dinner was good. The conversation was great, but the food was bad, so it averaged out. I wish I were as good in bed as I am in the kitchen.

We typically try to do a couple or three layers. If you do a gentle sweeping bed, you may have some areas that have three layers, but other areas that only have one layer in...

This feels more like a tablecloth, and you won’t want it on your bed.

A lot of the guys were going to bed early because there were guys who had slept on the plane and guys who hadn’t. I talked to a lot of guys (yesterday) who were able...

Under her thick pancake makeup, her skin had been pockmarked, but he would stare at her adoringly from his cot at night and imagine her scars were constellations, a secret map to a far-off, happy...

The market needed one economic number to put the bear market drop to bed. We got three; Employment, leading economic indicators and housing. I think that’s enough to stop the case that there’s another downward...

I match my pajamas to my comforter so I can disappear into sleep. I’m camouflaged into noonexistence, where I don’t wake up until 12:00 PM.

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

When I learned how millions of children go to bed hungry, my only response was, ‘What can I do to help?’

Most of the staff was much younger, but she was always the first one up and the last to bed. She never rode cabs when she could walk, and she was always calling out for...

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man’s hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed.

We did a Sheraton-style bed all painted with flowers. I think it really works, and I think it’s really beautiful.

Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful.

Let me be clear: I don’t want to make love to a mannequin—I want to make love like a mannequin. Oh, if only I were that animated in bed.

She knew every single one of us. Gave us the chance to share in her bed. We all took comfort that she was here and we were not alone. The princess had nothing but love...

Before bed I do a bit of light reading. I’m reading a 50-pound book on midgets.

Thought is uncontrollable but controllable. Thought is the pivot of life and the epitome of good or bad living. A controlled thought is a controlled life and an uncontrolled life is an uncontrolled living. Our...

I couldn’t ignore the fact that it felt good. So. Very. Good. To be held, in bed, in the arms of a tall, strong, handsome man.

I sleep every afternoon, go to bed at 9 p.m..

To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back.

In his hearth and home, in his palace, upon his soft and comfortable bed, day and night, the flower-girls scatter flower petals; but without the Lord’s Name, the body is miserable. Horses, elephants, lances, marching...

I park my car in the parking spot right next to the parking spot my bed is in, just in case I have to pee quickly (at above 65 miles per hour).

It was all over the place — little bits of crack here, paraphernalia. It was on the bed, on the floor.

I’m about to crash for the night, and I’m wearing a bicycle helmet to bed. I make love as if Lance Armstrong were shaped like a bowling pin. But I’ll spare you the details, if...

I don’t get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

I haven’t let the gold medal out of my sight; it sleeps next to me in bed.

I rise long before day and work till nightfall, when I take a walk and go to bed.

Limestone is porous, it transmits moisture. When you create an artificial bed like I’m describing, you sort of duplicate that kind of environment.

On gray days, when it’s snowing or raining, I think you should be able to call up a judge and take an oath that you’ll just read a good book all day, and he’d allow...

I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy.

My mind is not a bed to be made and remade.

There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn’t be any taboos in bed.

A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.

Don’t wait for people to dress your bed for you, do it yourself and you’ll be glad to sleep and feel relaxed.

Bed bugs haven’t been a serious public health problem in Australia for about 50 years prior to their current resurgence.

The bed sheers … came from our ready-to-wear collection,

I go to bed later than mostPeople to see the moon in the night sky.And wake up earlier than most people to watch the Sunrise.

Yet she was so sweet. She wasn’t a hard-ass, wasn’t jaded after all that had been done to her. In bed, she was giving and generous. And she smiled a lot. She seemed to enjoy...