Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Continued observations in clinical psychological practice lead almost inevitably to the conclusion that deeper and more fundamental than sexuality, deeper than the craving for social power, deeper even than the desire for possessions, there is...
Touching his cock was like eating chips; I couldn’t stop after just one.
We are having hot lesbian sex… and by sex we mean tea but it’s still hot.
Five minutes ago. And where is my cashier? Watching goats mate on the computer?
I’ll make Chad to you. By that I mean I’ll leave late and come early.
An umbrella is a portable shelter. My penis is a portable people maker.
My love is tube shaped. Don’t let your dad stick his dick in it.
Love is merely a combination between infatuation and confusion.
Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about?...