Most board meetings amount to little more than intellectual masturbation. They are ideas that cause thrills, chills, and satisfaction, but there is no impregnation. Nothing is ever born of them. It’s intellectual masturbation.
Sex without love is nothing more than a complex form of masturbation.
Making love is second to none. My masturbating habits are first to none.
I can’t,” I said. “I threw my back out masturbating.
I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don’t think you can beat my vibrator.