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When you borrow a man’s car, always return it with a tank of gas.

—Charlie Munger

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Every wheel wish to be the wheel of a car, and not of just another vehicle.

—Amit Kalantri

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Don’t allow your feelings to drive the car; you’re bound to get in an accident!(HS/el)

—Evinda Lepins

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The passenger door was wide open, nobody was around, and a purse was inside. Was this a trap? It seemed too good to be true. Temptation overtook me, so I reached in the car, popped...

—Jarod Kintz

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The ultimate concept car will move so fast, even at rest, as to be invisible.

—J.G. Ballard

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There were a lot of one-hit wonders in the 90s. I was one of them, though mine was just a fender bender and I left before the cops showed up.

—Jarod Kintz

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Mrs. Winalski owned a candy-apple-red 1965 Mustang GT convertible, and she drove it like she could die at any minute and needed to get five things done before that happened.

—Lish McBride

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Going to bed at sunrise, I find a blindfold helps me sleep. Also, I like it when my kidnappers put pillows in the trunk.

—Jarod Kintz

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The girl who did my oil change was so sexy that after she was done, I drove nonstop 2500 miles one way, just so I could immediately turn around and drive back with a reason...

—Jarod Kintz

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Vehicular Darwinism based on survival of the quickest.

—Raymond L.

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Rail longer than train cars ; and the hope than our reasons. (Rail plus long que les wagons ; – Et l’espoir que nos raisons.)

—Charles de Leusse

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I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking lot.

—Jarod Kintz

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My hands fell asleep, so I washed them with hot coffee. Then I had donuts for breakfast, by way of spinning circles in my car and burning rubber in the parking garage of my office...

—Jarod Kintz

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In the first place, you can’t see anything from a car.

—ed abbey

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I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there.

—Jarod Kintz

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You and I both know that love is for children,” he said. ”We’re adults. Compatibility is for adults.””Compatibility is for my Bluetooth and my car,” Teresa replied. ”Only they get along just fine, and my...

—Maggie Stiefvater

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I want a one-bedroom house with cup holders. I want to live in my car, and make the road my home.

—Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream I was in an old woman’s closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car...

—Duane Schor

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In your life, always be like a driver who runs the car not just a car.

—Santosh Kalwar

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I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’d be up for hearing about the one-eyed chick,” Vida said with a shrug. “You are atually the worst person I have ever met,” Chubs said....

—Alexandra Bracken

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A Toyota is not a toy. At least not a sex toy. However, my driving is both erratic and erotic. Tickets are ten dollars per passenger. Senior citizen discounts not available.

—Jarod Kintz

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I want a coffee machine that runs on gasoline and drives me to work. We can make love in the backseat, next to the cream and sugar.

—Jarod Kintz

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Everybody in!” I said.Which was when we discovered the final problem.Little Echos aren’t designed to hold six, count them six, larger-than-average-sized children.And their wings.And a dog.”This is like a clown car,” Total grumbled front my...

—James Patterson

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I had a dream about you. You were washing your car, and I was washing my horse. You thought I belonged in the 19th century, and I thought you belonged in a zoo. I wasn’t...

—Jarod Kintz

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It’s very ugly’ I said generously. ‘But it looks as though it would laugh at snow. And, if you hit a deer it would hiccup, and keep going.

—Maggie Stiefvater

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If curiosity killed the cat, it was satisfaction that brought it back.

—Holly Black

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I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmother would learn how to drive.

—Jarod Kintz

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When you are aligned with the truth of who you truly are, then you experience bliss.

—Vivian Amis

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Amelia, meet my Honeydew.

—Alexandra Iff

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CarLove
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If you know the road is steepy with many potholes and curves ahead, you will be informed to drive the car at a required speed. Knowledge is a guide you need to make choices in...

—Israelmore Ayivor

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She had originally agreed to appear naked, but on seeing the cars informed me that she would only appear topless—an interesting logic was at work there.

—J.G. Ballard

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I park my car in the parking spot right next to the parking spot my bed is in, just in case I have to pee quickly (at above 65 miles per hour).

—Jarod Kintz

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I traded in my car with no gas in the tank and my new car came with a full tank. So I at least profited there. That makes me appreciate my depreciation more.

—Jarod Kintz

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When the fuel is dried up in a vehicle, it stops driving automatically. You are a vehicle in the spiritual and the physical world, so you need some oil for alacrity, in order to get...

—Michael Bassey Johnson

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Cars are empowered by either petrol or diesel or gas. That is their fuel. I don’t care whether you want to pour pepper soup or orange juice into that car… It can’t work! You can’t...

—Israelmore Ayivor

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Too bad my car key won’t start my house. And to answer your unasked question, no you can’t use my toaster like a dual vagina. At least not for the two-for-one price. That price only...

—Jarod Kintz

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You are going to find that buying the car is much less satisfying than working for it.

—Thomas M. Sterner

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I come to a red light, tempted to go through it, then stop once I see a billboard sign that I don’t remember seeing and I look up at it. All it says is ‘Disappear...

—Bret Easton

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But I’m not talking about now. Last Tuesday I could have killed you. Had you in the scope of my rifle, but I let you live. Now THAT was stupid.

—Jarod Kintz

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I can’t get car parts at Lowes, the home improvement store? If I lived in my car, my car would be my home.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’ll be waiting in my trunk, with the engine of your car.

—Jarod Kintz

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The best way to sell a car is to first try to sell them an airplane, then a horse, and then finally bring up the newest model automobile you have for sale.

—Jarod Kintz

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Well, yeah. But not a lot more.

—Jennifer Crusie

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If I saw a hitchhiker wearing a tie-dyed shirt, I’d assume he’s been waiting for a ride since the 1960s. I think that kind of patience is groovy.

—Jarod Kintz

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A vagina is not like a car door, no matter how hard you slam it. That’s why I prefer to drive Jeeps.

—Jarod Kintz

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We sat in the car & the night droppeddown until the only sounds werethe crickets &the dance of our voices& for a momentthe world becamesmall enough toroll back & forth between us.

—Brian Andreas

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Your driver is on the steer, driving you and you can feel free to doze in the car; this is trust built on competence. Competence is to ensure that your actions put people’s hearts at...

—Israelmore Ayivor

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At-EaseBestCar
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I said I’d drive to her place. But she lives in her car, so I don’t see why she couldn’t just drive her place to my place.

—Jarod Kintz

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I just got a new windshield. Slowly I’m going to replace my way to a new car. I make love the same way, methodically and over the course of several months.

—Jarod Kintz

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This morning my car wouldn’t start. I guess that’s better than if my car wouldn’t stop. As a lover I’m a bring-my-own-bicycle kind of guy.

—Jarod Kintz

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