It wasn’t just her beauty. It was the attitude in her smile, the tilt of her head, and the loving look in her eyes when she caught me sneaking a peek down her shirt.

I blame boobs.

What lies between where you are and where you want to be sometimes requires traveling through the Twilight Zone.

I didn’t see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality

I always hear parents talking about how outraged they are because their kid saw a boob or something like that on TV. I never hear anyone say that they’re outraged because a cartoon character in...

I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning.

Uhh… people?

If I owned a t-shirt shop, I would honor Eli Whitney by putting his face on a t-shirt made from 100% cotton. FREE admission if you’re topless.

How stupid that all I have to dois grow two squishy lumps and suddenlyI’m man’s best friend

You were with Margo Roth Spiegelman last night? At THREE A.M.? I nodded. Alone? I nodded. Oh my God, if you hooked up with her, you have to tell me every single thing that happened....

Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.