What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

He’s a great guy. He’d give you the shirt off his back if you asked. In fact, I’m wearing his shirt now, and I’m staring at his nipples.

If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed.

I asked her to wear something revealing, so she showed up in a prophet’s toga.

Slowly he took out the clothes in which, ten years beforem Cosette had left Montfermeil; first the little dress, then the black scarf, then the great heavy child’s shoes Cosette could still almost have worn,...

Jewelry maybe is more expensive than clothes, but clothes are more important than jewelry.

He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a sloppily wrapped birthday present. But it’s not his fault. I tried to wrap him as tight as I could without restricting...

Clothes as text, clothes as narration, clothes as a story. Clothes as the story of our lives. And if you were to gather all the clothes you have ever owned in all your life, each...

What I really love about them… is the fact that they contain someone’s personal history…I find myself wondering about their lives. I can never look at a garment… without thinking about the woman who owned...

There’s nothing like a good murder to remind us all how much love there is in the world. That’s what this guy’s probably thinking, as he stands alone and naked—emotionally, not physically—as he’s obviously wearing...

I’m ready for Betty if Debbie calls. I’ve got two Susans worth of excitement saved up in my pockets, and my grandma pants couldn’t be tighter.

Fashion is the way we present ourselves to the world.” – mastimall.com

Your clothes should be as important as your skin.

I wear brown shirts to protect against the combination of coffee and clumsiness.

Labels are for filing. Labels are for clothing. Labels are not for people.

In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together.

A commune of library employees in Moscow created an “extreme” commune in which all clothing – including undergarments – was collectivized. According to Mehnert, if a communard preferred to wear his or her own underclothes...

It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.

In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish.

You look… amazing!” And I have to say, I agree. I’m wearing all black – but expensive black. The kind of deep, soft black that you fall into. A simple sleeveless dress from Whistles, the...

Mrs. Panabaker is ten years older than God and probably smarter. She stops into the offices every other Thursday to tell my dad what she didn’t like about his sermon the previous Sunday. She makes...

The sundress she wanted was too expensive for me, so I bought her a moondress. It’s not as shiny, but it still makes me howl.

All I can tell you about fashion and style is this: buy and wear what makes you happy.

At the end of the day, taking 50% off a $250 dress still means walking out of the store $125 poorer.

I Voted” sticker on it, so perhaps it’s as disgusted with politics as politicians are disgusting.

If we were rational enough to judge what we are fed based on what we are fed, those in the business of selling us hope (i.e., public speakers, presidents, priests, etc.) wouldn’t wear suits.

I fell in love with a raincoat. Well, at first. Then later I fell in love with the woman wearing it.

We need houses as we need clothes, architecture stimulates fashion. It’s like hunger and thirst — you need them both.

Until the sixteenth century, men–priests, academics, judges, merchants, princes, and many others–wore skirts, or robes. For men, the skirt was a ‘sign of leisure and a symbol of dignity,’ writes Quentin Bell. This is still...

Clothing doesn’t really change a man. But it changes how others react to him.

It also must be hard to have a wife like Mrs. Indianapolis. She’s in the fashion industry. She’s not a model or designer, but she is a buyer—not for a retail outlet, but for her...

…[W]hen I told my dad why I was calling, he just said, ‘Honey, you’re so beautiful it doesn’t matter what you wear.’ I wondered how many dads in America were, at that very moment, giving...

She’d been taught that pants were inappropriate for girls because they were immodest […] If women’s pants were suggestive, men’s were equally so, and they revealed a great deal more of what was underneath them....

The childish and savage taste of men and women for new patterns keeps how many shaking and squinting through kaleidoscopes that they may discover the particular figure which this generation requires to-day. The manufacturers have...

High heels are a short (theist) woman’s (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

String several words together in a sentence and you have a language necklace. My I love you would look great with your favorite red dress.

The woman is the most perfect doll that i have dressed with delight and admiration.

Crime isn’t pretty, only fashionably dressed.

Magnus had animated one of his magnificent Chinese fans, and it flapped ineffectively at him, barely stirring the breeze. It was, if he was completely honest with himself (and he did not want to be),...

If I were deaf, I’d wear loud clothing. My clothes would also be covered in coffee stains, because Helen Keller is my hero.

Fact: I don’t know of a single girl who doesn’t wish the show-it-all boxer-shorts phenomenon would go away as well. Guys, we just don’t want to see your underwear. Truthfully, we believe that there is...

The starting point for ‘discounts’ may be the manufacturer’s suggested retail price (MSRP), an arbitrarily high price that no one will ever pay. By crossing out the high MSRP, retailers are handing shoppers a psychological...

The naked truth is the naked truth isn’t naked—it’s wearing see-thru clothing. My duty as a nudist is to let people see I’m transparent.

To be really mediæval one should have no body. To be really modern one should have no soul. To be really Greek one should have no clothes.

I Love Jenn” jacket. Two girls, one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center, but then so am I. Better than being self-centered, as my clone would probably say.

I want everyone to wear what they want and mix it in their own way. That, to me, is what is modern.

People shouldn’t have to spend a lot of money to get high-quality clothing.

The body is a clothing that suits us for life. (Le corps est un habit – Qui nous va à vie.)

Nothing is the best thing I’ve ever not worn. Also, nothing is the best thing I’ve ever worn. Nudity never goes out of style.