As long as I am breathing, in my eyes, I am just beginning.

I’ll make birthday to you like turkey on wheat. Hold the mayonnaise—and hold me tightly. My love candle burns bright for you like a black hole.

If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn how to play the flute on Tuesdays.

Maybe I will buy my nephew an aquarium for his next birthday. It’s got to be better than the bathroom sink, which is where my brother is keeping him now.

The wonders of a child can only be understood by the child.

Feast of the Goat. It has been like a huge birthday present that this film based on one of my novels, one of the novels I worked hardest on to write, is released on the...

For certain you can be helped, should you accept it. But as far as being made…no one can do that. This occurred on the day you were born. An earth day is not a birth...

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you

When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to Island Number 1001.

The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating.

I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents.

It’ll be my favorite birthday.

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.

He loves her and wants to make a nice gesture for her birthday, … It is certainly a public gesture — ‘I love this woman and I’m not going to give her up.’

Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom.

I was born in 1982. That’s like 1984, except not so dystopian.

A birthday is a glorious day filled with good laughter, gladness and great memories.

Isn’t it wonderful to give birth to your own kind?

Your mom is cool.

How unspeakably the lengthening of memories in common endears our old friends!

Tucker: “But she gave me the perfect gift.”Clara: “What?”Tucker: “You.

I wanted a ponytail for my 16th birthday, but daddy never bought me one. He thought that not only would I not be able to ride it, but it would also be unsuitable for a...

Life begins at the day of birth. Birthday is a great day of honour.

Link says if a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it’s jewelry.

From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.

I went to the store to buy a race car for my son’s birthday, and the next thing I know I was working part time for the holidays. Then in February 2002, I started working...

My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpectedly, I just wish it would have given me more of an advance notice, say another 30 years.

The value of me is equal to 5097033198, but also 3051982. The first is my phone number, and the second is my birthday. I assign values to people. My fifth grade bus driver had a...

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

God predetermined the destiny of my life, the moment I was conceived in my mothers womb. All the distractions of life, never prevented God to fulfill His purpose for my life.

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

Okay,” she said as he lit the candle and hummed the birthday song. “You know,this is all very Jake Ryan of you.””Who’s Jake Ryan?””The hottie from Sixteen Candles—the best teenage movie ever made. The last...

It’s killing me I won’t be home for their birthday,

“Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind.

Be helpful after you think, be smart before you create your own personality and be thoughtful after making friends.

God determine timing of everything;A time to be born and a time to die.A time to be sorrow and a time to be happy.A time to plant and a time to harvest.A time to search...

Children are sacred beings.

Good night stars … Good night moon … Good night trees Good night soil … We live between the earth and sky, yet we decide mostly where we are going … Shall we reach for...

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

It’s my birthday, who could be calling me? Probably my clone, wondering why he hasn’t been born yet.

Live everyday like your birthday and drive your life with all varieties of appreciation. A life live with thanksgiving every day is never tired of being lived again and again!

I’m an only child, and therefore I gave birth to my parents, because if it weren’t for me, they wouldn’t even be parents.

A child of God, special possession.

They all seem infected with a vivaciousness that isn’t common in our compound, and there are more smiles on their faces than I’ve ever seen at once. And yet as I watch them, I feel...

The way to beat Luke,” he said. “If I’m right, it’s the only way you’ll stand a chance.”I took a deep breath. “Okay. I’m listening.”Nico glanced inside my room. His eyebrows furrowed.”Is that…is that blue...

I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing and awkward dancing with boys in awkward suits was starting to sound like...

Dear 30 years old, why are you stalking me? Please leave me alone or I’ll be forced to alert the authorities.

He wore red, white, and blue, but he didn’t look patriotic—he looked like a sloppily wrapped birthday present. But it’s not his fault. I tried to wrap him as tight as I could without restricting...

Live your life so you don´t have to have any regrets when you throw your 70 year old birthday party

Every day we are reborn.