The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

As long as I am breathing, in my eyes, I am just beginning.

If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you’re not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you’re...

I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into celebrating myself. Especially not for an achievement (the creation of me) that I did not contribute too.

My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a long way since then—nearly 30 years, if my math is good. And my math better be good, because if...

Hope is the assurance of positive expectations.

Could anyone fully understand the wonders of how a baby develops in the womb of a woman? This is the mystery about birth. Birth is by divine power of God.

When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too.

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday, … I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security.

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

We had a blast at my magical birthday party. There were midgets, fairies, glass slippers, and I actually got to ride in a pumpkin.

He would sing ‘Happy Birthday,’ and he would sing in the loudest, most obnoxious, off-key tone. For him, every day was a birth day.

Conception is a blessed event. Fertilization is divine intervention.The development of embryo is a miraculous encounter. The birth of a child is supernatural spiritual event.

Let gratitude be the pillow upon which you kneel to say your nightly prayer. And let faith be the bridge you build to overcome evil and welcome good.

mas” (a celebration)? The story about Jesus is found in the name of that special day when we celebrate His birth!

Our software allows agents to send out automatic e-greetings on birthdays, anniversary, the changing of the clocks twice a year. Remembering customers at times they would not expect you to remember them has a strong...

I’m now solidly in my mid-thirties. I turned thirty, three days ago.

In the morning, as we’re enjoying a shower together, Cash asks Mikey how long he’s been working here.”Since I was fourteen.””How OLD are you now?””Eighteen.””Nice. Are there any other hot guys working here besides you?””I’m...

I once took a vow of silence that lasted almost two years. Then, on my second birthday, I relented and started talking.

Children are the greatest blessing from God.

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday – especially if it was one’s own – brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.

How far that little candle throws his beams!

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.

I had an unconventional birth. I popped out of a vending machine, precisely like books don’t. But you shouldn’t read too much into it.

The circumstances surrounding your birth are not as important as the opportunity to live life.

Birthday is a glorious day.

Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we’ll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end.

Mirad had asked for peace for his birthday.Imagine, a boy of thirteen who asks for peace as a birthday present.When I heard that I cried.

It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette.

My girlfriend just bought me a portable toaster. And my birthday’s coming up, so I’m half expecting her to buy me a portable bathtub to go along with it.

Have you been waiting in this line her whole life?

Children are adorable.

Each ten years of a man’s life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

Mondays taste like split-pea soup,Tuesdays taste like gobbledygook,Wednesdays taste like licorice,Thursdays taste like deep-fried fish,Fridays taste like the color red,Saturdays taste like gingerbread,Sundays taste like chicken breast,But birthdays! Birthdays taste the best!Birthdays taste like chocolate...

I think people over the age of 6’2” look great. Just look at me! I was born in less than 19.82 inches.

Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them on the other side of eternity.

And I roseIn rainy autumnAnd walked abroad in a shower of all my days…

The day of birth is a sacred day.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

There was a star danced, and under that was I born.

I celebrate my birthday in ways not seen this side of the Old Testament. I celebrate my life like the Dead Sea, and my party is a BYOP (bring your own plague) event.

A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps on giving. At least it’d better give me a birthday present every year. It owes its life to me.

I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.

Celebrate your day of birthday as special day.Make a specific birthday wishes and write it down.You will be amazed about the power of pen and inner strength to accomplish the wishes.This will be a special...

A day of birth is a joyful day.

a happy birthdaythis evening, I sat by an open windowand read till the light was gone and the bookwas no more than a part of the darkness.I could easily have switched on a lamp,but I...

I don’t know any other way I would have rather spent my birthday. These kids are really special.

Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream.