As long as I am breathing, in my eyes, I am just beginning.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net

The best birthday present is an empty box. Smile, it contains all my love for you.

Ever since the day I came out of the womb, I’ve had impeccable timing. For example, I somehow managed to be born on the exact day of my birthday. And I wasn’t even trying, though...

The cake had a trick candle that wouldn’t go out, so I didn’t get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for...

Birthday, Birthday, Birthday! Celebrate your day of birth, no matter the circumstances of your birth. Be thankful and joyful for the gift of life on this divine day.

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda. Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the...

If I get famous, I’d seek employment in a wax museum—as a candle. If you fire me, make sure you blow me out before singing Happy Birthday.

Most people have a list of 100 books to read before they die, or 100 places to visit. Not me. I have a list of 100 birthdays to see. No need to write them down,...

I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman.

Two things we have no control:The family in which you were born it to and the name you were given at birth.

I remember two years ago a bunch of us went out on the boat and it was my birthday. We had a great time out there. That’s the little things you miss. Johnny was a...

I’m sorry I can’t do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.” He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.

I see you’re trying to distract me from the real point here,” Magnus said instead. “You had a birthday – a perfect excuse for me to throw one of my famous parties – and you...

When I turn thirty, in thirty days or so, I might be feeling old, so I’ll probably call my grandma up, because as old as I’ll feel, she’ll be feeling older. Twelve years older.

I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.

Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.

God created you to be in the world.You are in the world to fulfil a specific mission.

We haven’t done anything for him yet. We’ll probably sing happy birthday to him or something.

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

It could even be for birthdays,

A nugget of wisdom is more valuable than a nugget of gold—and considerably harder to pan out of a river. I’ll be 33 in March, and all I’ve found so far is fool’s gold. Still,...

I’m always 15 minutes early for everything. In fact, I was born 15 minutes early. That’s why my love is always a bit premature. But don’t worry; just give our relationship a minute—plus fourteen more.

This moment is spectacular!

A day of birth is a glorious event.

Celebrate the Birthday in your own village. You need not travel long distances to where I physically am!

I’ll make birthday to you like turkey on wheat. Hold the mayonnaise—and hold me tightly. My love candle burns bright for you like a black hole.

If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn how to play the flute on Tuesdays.

Maybe I will buy my nephew an aquarium for his next birthday. It’s got to be better than the bathroom sink, which is where my brother is keeping him now.

The wonders of a child can only be understood by the child.

Feast of the Goat. It has been like a huge birthday present that this film based on one of my novels, one of the novels I worked hardest on to write, is released on the...

For certain you can be helped, should you accept it. But as far as being made…no one can do that. This occurred on the day you were born. An earth day is not a birth...

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you

When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to Island Number 1001.

The year you were born marks only your entry into the world. Other years where you prove your worth, they are the ones worth celebrating.

I wouldn’t want the guests at my birthday party confusing my celebration with the Oscars. That’s why I’m having the awards ceremony after we eat cake and I open my presents.

It’ll be my favorite birthday.

A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.

He loves her and wants to make a nice gesture for her birthday, … It is certainly a public gesture — ‘I love this woman and I’m not going to give her up.’

Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you don’t. It’ll be a holiday that honors freedom.

I was born in 1982. That’s like 1984, except not so dystopian.

A birthday is a glorious day filled with good laughter, gladness and great memories.

Isn’t it wonderful to give birth to your own kind?

Your mom is cool.

How unspeakably the lengthening of memories in common endears our old friends!

Tucker: “But she gave me the perfect gift.”Clara: “What?”Tucker: “You.

I wanted a ponytail for my 16th birthday, but daddy never bought me one. He thought that not only would I not be able to ride it, but it would also be unsuitable for a...

Life begins at the day of birth. Birthday is a great day of honour.

Link says if a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it’s jewelry.

From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.