As long as I am breathing, in my eyes, I am just beginning.

There must be a day or two in a man’s life when he is the precise age for something important.

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.

Birthdays are like politicians. I don’t like any of them, but they still keep coming around.

I’ve realized is that every time you get something cool for your birthday or for Christmas, within a week it’s being used against you. (We’ll be taking this away until your English grade improves)

The birth of a new born baby is a great joy.

You were born and with you endless possibilities, very few ever to be realized. It’s okay. Life was never about what you could do, but what you would do. 

My New Year’s Eve is always 2 July, the night before my birthday. That’s the night I make my resolutions. And this year scares the life out of me, because no matter how successful, how...

I made a t-shirt that says, “Today’s my birthday” on it, so that I can ask for hugs from strangers and point to the text on my tee as the reason why they should oblige....

I had a dream about you. It was New Year’s Eve. I remember because we celebrated my birthday on March 5th. You gave me a gift, and we argued over whether it was late or...

His birthday is something I do enjoy pointing out or celebrating or recognizing myself personally, because that was always a lot of fun with him.

Every day were reborn.

Artėja mano gimimo diena, – kalba žmogus. – Teks sukviesti ėdrius draugus ir surengti jiems puotą. Vargas man.- Artėja mūsų draugo gimimo diena, – kalba žmonės. – Reiks eiti į puotą ir septynias valandas sėdėti...

Hopefully it is the only birthday this hearing will have, though, your honour, … We will see!

I think everybody knows what I want for my birthday. I’m going to knock on wood. Having a win here at Vegas would be a great birthday present. I know we can get the job...

For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon be.

I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember myself. So it’s fact based on secondhand information and trust.

The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date.

The birth of a child is a joy to the parent and the world.

Here lies interred in the eternity of the past, from whence there is no resurrection for the days — whatever there may be for the dust — the thirty-third year of an ill-spent life, which,...

It might have been their birthdays. I gave them each a gift.

Seventeen, eh!” said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.”Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?””Vaguely,” said Harry, grinning up at him. “Didn’t you smash down the...

A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him. That‘s why I bought you a black one.

I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday.

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets...

What a great gladness to welcome a new born baby into the world.

She kept the wish to herself, as she should have, and simply blew out the candle.I clapped and whistled and then dove into my own cupcake, dying to know how my creations tasted. And seeing...

How many birthdays can you fit in your lifetime? If you answered “All of them,” you should have your genitals ripped out from underneath your father’s pillowcase.

I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.

I’ll make your heart melt like a puddle of love. Then I’ll swim across it—nude. Pricing for birthday parties does include the midgets.

Birthday is special day of one’s life

Ulang tahun itu artinya cuma jadi lebih tua. Sekarang giliran gue menua, nanti-nanti pasti semua kena giliran. Jadi mari bersenang-senang selagi mampu dan sebelum mati!

One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.

Happy birthday, Alexander,” Magnus murmured.”Thanks for remembering,” Alec whispered back.

My birthday is on a holiday. I just have to wait until I die and they commemorate me.

I’ll be 30 in March, and it feels just like yesterday that I thought tomorrow will soon be today.

If a magic genie, from a lamp, offered me three wishes, I’d use one to wish you a happy birthday. So 33 percent would be spent in your celebration. I only offer that statistic so...

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Shade for a manAnd shelter for animals,Planted in your name,May you be the same for those around you,Every year the same.

He just had a birthday party. His grandchildren spoke and his grandson said how much he has impacted him, especially his business sense.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net

The best birthday present is an empty box. Smile, it contains all my love for you.

Ever since the day I came out of the womb, I’ve had impeccable timing. For example, I somehow managed to be born on the exact day of my birthday. And I wasn’t even trying, though...

The cake had a trick candle that wouldn’t go out, so I didn’t get my wish. Which was just that it would always be like this, that my life could be a party just for...

Birthday, Birthday, Birthday! Celebrate your day of birth, no matter the circumstances of your birth. Be thankful and joyful for the gift of life on this divine day.

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda. Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the...

If I get famous, I’d seek employment in a wax museum—as a candle. If you fire me, make sure you blow me out before singing Happy Birthday.

Most people have a list of 100 books to read before they die, or 100 places to visit. Not me. I have a list of 100 birthdays to see. No need to write them down,...

I don’t like to celebrate my birthday, because I don’t like taking credit for others’ work—in this case, my mom and dad. Or possibly my mom and the mailman.

Two things we have no control:The family in which you were born it to and the name you were given at birth.