As long as I am breathing, in my eyes, I am just beginning.

Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts. Let them grow into trees of Service and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda. Share the Ananda with all. That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday.

You were born and with you endless possibilities, very few ever to be realized. It’s okay. Life was never about what you could do, but what you would do. 

Without a doubt, this is the worst birthday he could have from a judicial standpoint. This is by far the most delicate situation he’s gone through.

He loves her and wants to make a nice gesture for her birthday, … It is certainly a public gesture — ‘I love this woman and I’m not going to give her up.’

With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.

It might have been their birthdays. I gave them each a gift.

Hopefully it is the only birthday this hearing will have, though, your honour, … We will see!

A happy birthday is measured not in the amount of gifts one gets, but in the amount love one receives.

I remember two years ago a bunch of us went out on the boat and it was my birthday. We had a great time out there. That’s the little things you miss. Johnny was a great person. He was the first guy to step in front of the media when things weren’t right, when things...

Children are sacred beings.

God predetermined the destiny of my life, the moment I was conceived in my mothers womb. All the distractions of life, never prevented God to fulfill His purpose for my life.

The wonders of a child can only be understood by the child.

The birth of a child is divine miracle.

Every child born into the world has a divine mission to fulfill.As the child grows into adulthood, he or she must act to fulfill the divine mission.

Conception is a blessed event. Fertilization is divine intervention.The development of embryo is a miraculous encounter. The birth of a child is supernatural spiritual event.

A child of God, special possession.

The birth of a child is a joy to the parent and the world.

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Live your life so you don´t have to have any regrets when you throw your 70 year old birthday party

I once took a vow of silence that lasted almost two years. Then, on my second birthday, I relented and started talking.

If a magic genie, from a lamp, offered me three wishes, I’d use one to wish you a happy birthday. So 33 percent would be spent in your celebration. I only offer that statistic so you don’t think me chintzy when you find this card void of cash.

I need a tube-shaped bathtub, to play the tuba in. I make love like I make music—in a shower that’s in a phone booth that’s in 1981, the year before I was born.

I’ll make your heart melt like a puddle of love. Then I’ll swim across it—nude. Pricing for birthday parties does include the midgets.

My birthday is coming up. I was born on March 5th, 1982. Humans have come a long way since then—nearly 30 years, if my math is good. And my math better be good, because if my math’s no good, what’s that leave? I mean aside from English, art, science, social studies, history, geography, P.E., recess,...

In the morning, as we’re enjoying a shower together, Cash asks Mikey how long he’s been working here.”Since I was fourteen.””How OLD are you now?””Eighteen.””Nice. Are there any other hot guys working here besides you?””I’m not a prostitute. I’m a ranch hand.””Sorry- I didn’t mean-” “It’s okay.”As they kiss and make up, I inform Cash...

Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them on the other side of eternity.

I was nine minutes late for my last birthday party. And I was nine months on time for my first birthday.

A nugget of wisdom is more valuable than a nugget of gold—and considerably harder to pan out of a river. I’ll be 33 in March, and all I’ve found so far is fool’s gold. Still, I was able to trade it for political favors.

A tie would make a stronger impression on your boss if you used it as a blindfold and kidnapped him. That‘s why I bought you a black one.

Can you ever really say you know anybody—your clone included? Still, if my clone’s birthday were coming up, I’d only shop Buy One Get One Free deals.

the difference between love and appreciation! After much consideration and reflective thinking; I realised that, we sometimes hold onto things we believe we love, and just after a while, we lose interest. Appreciation is nothing other than the intrigued fact of what we see! It is temporal, while love goes beyond the state of appreciation...

Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.

I haven’t had a birthday party in a while, probably because I’m not really into celebrating myself. Especially not for an achievement (the creation of me) that I did not contribute too.

My gift to you is not what’s in the box—it is the box. Happy Birthday!

A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps on giving. At least it’d better give me a birthday present every year. It owes its life to me.

At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself.

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.

My 30th birthday will be arriving in a few months. It’s not arriving unexpectedly, I just wish it would have given me more of an advance notice, say another 30 years.

It’s killing me I won’t be home for their birthday,

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net

Happy birthday, Alexander,” Magnus murmured.”Thanks for remembering,” Alec whispered back.

I see you’re trying to distract me from the real point here,” Magnus said instead. “You had a birthday – a perfect excuse for me to throw one of my famous parties – and you didn’t even tell me about it?

Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.

Our software allows agents to send out automatic e-greetings on birthdays, anniversary, the changing of the clocks twice a year. Remembering customers at times they would not expect you to remember them has a strong emotional appeal.

To me, fair friend, you never can be old. For as you were when first your eye I eyed. Such seems your beauty still.

He just had a birthday party. His grandchildren spoke and his grandson said how much he has impacted him, especially his business sense.

One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.

a happy birthdaythis evening, I sat by an open windowand read till the light was gone and the bookwas no more than a part of the darkness.I could easily have switched on a lamp,but I wanted to ride the day down into night,to sit alone, and smooth the unreadable pagewith the pale gray ghost of...

She kept the wish to herself, as she should have, and simply blew out the candle.I clapped and whistled and then dove into my own cupcake, dying to know how my creations tasted. And seeing as I’d done the hard work—frosting and decorating—I felt like I could take credit and call them my creations. All...