He: “Whale you be my valentine?” She: “Dolphinitely.

Why it’s simply impassible!Alice: Why, don’t you mean impossible?Door: No, I do mean impassible. (chuckles) Nothing’s impossible!

frail.” They are not artistic: they are only lascivious. They are not prosperous: they are only rich. They are not loyal, they are only servile; not dutiful, only sheepish; not public spirited, only patriotic; not...

These two oo in “book” are like the two eyes of a reader who fell in love with a story.

I think a man’s “wordplay” can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!

Many people die at twenty five and aren’t buried until they are seventy five.

The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.

Whenever I think of something but can’t think of what it was I was thinking of, I can’t stop thinking until I think I’m thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

Graham’s life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

If only Uncle Monty knew what we know,” Violet said, “and Stephano knew that he knew what we know. But Uncle Monty doesn’t know what we know, and Stephano knows that he doesn’t know what...

If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail!

It’s between one and a lot,” he added, helpfully.

Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points off the TomJones Index.

I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

When I pass the bar, you’ll be barred from bars but put behind them.

It pleases him how Spell is how the word is made but also, in the hands of the magician, how the world is changed. One letter separates Word from World, and that letter is like...

It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.

To be the best, you have to do what nobody does. And nobody does nothing great anymore, which is why I’ll be great by doing nothing great.

I said that out loud?

Part of my wisdom consists of being a whiz at reminding the dumb, why they should be whizzes, and not just live life to whiz by others.

Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

hate school but love school and threat it right so you can be where you love to be all right?

Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We’re safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We’re in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet.Arthur: Ah,...

War?’ The word held too much definition for three letters.

How are you going to make it move? It doesn’t have a – ” “Be very quiet,” advised the duke, “for it goes without saying.”And, sure enough, as soon as they were all quite still,...

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

Three,’ reckoned the captain, ‘ourselves make seven, counting Hawkins, here. Now, about honest hands?’Most likely Trelawney’s own men,” said the doctor; ‘those he had picked up for himself, before he lit on Silver.’Nay,’ replied the...

Though this child came in with nothing but excess baby fat, chemical brain waves, and mother and son bodily toxins on his legs, he had a fate fit for a modern day demigod.

He finds himself bored by the shenanigans of highly spirited young men. Their concerns reside somewhere between balder and dash.

One can not understand language because language cannot understand itself; does not want to understand

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can’t say ‘No’ in any of them.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Life insurance is a dying industry.

The devil was always in the detail. And here the detail was certainly devilish.

I dunno.” She sat on the bench and hugged the robe like a pillow. “I still think that Brett guy is cute.””Good luck getting him away from Bekka.” Cleo gathered her silky black hair into...

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

I can run 50 yards faster than I can mow them.

(Media question to Beatles during first U.S. tour 1964)”How do you find America?””Turn left at Greenland.

She jotted down the order, then forced herself to meet his gaze. “It’s going to be a bit of a wait, we’re short-staffed this morning.” The following words rushed out of her. “And breakfast’s on...

Ducking for apples — change one letter and it’s the story of my life.

I am not a slow writer, I am not a fast writer . . . I am a half-fast writer.

Wake up to think of words… want to walk through pages of meanings, the links in assonance, alliteration, or just simple sense that moves the eye to leap that way to the next-door play of...

Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you’d better answer them!’ [slurred Hellian.] ‘With what?’ [Banaschar] sneered. ‘Explanations?’ ‘No. Answers. There’s a difference-‘ ‘Really? How? What difference?’ ‘Explanations are what people...

Letters orchestrated into a song of words create the symphony of a novel.

tomorrow’s gone-we’ll have tonight!

Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense

Love is a gift. Mine comes in a box that’s shaped like a coffin.

The Bibbidi Bobbidi Beautiful boutique, the name filled me with dread.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.