You don’t know what would have happened if I hadn’t pushed. Nobody knows. I did it the way I did it, and it worked. Above all, it worked.

The rushing relief was like the first drag of a cigarette. Btw, if you don’t smoke too much, the final drag off a cigarette is a powerful nerve tonic. Highly recommended. I’ve smoked five or...

LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it’s AWESOME.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

Who’s stupid now, Jimbo?!

Life is awesome because you’re in it. You were created for such a time as this. Let your light shine!

Coming out of your comfort zone is tough in the beginning, chaotic in the middle, and awesome in the end…because in the end, it shows you a whole new world !!Make an attempt..

When you’re truly awesome, you know that it’s actually a burden and wish day after day to be relieved of such a curse. Think of about 95% of the superheroes.

Go to Venice. Find Scorpia. And you will find your destiny.

There’s no other possible explanation!” -Alex Bailey, The Land of Stories; The Wishing Spell

I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those...

He things we think he’s a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn’t know we know he’s a triple agent, working for them but secretly working for us but really...

It argued a special genius; he was clearly a case of that. The spark of fire, the point of light, sat somewhere in his inward vagueness as a lamp before a shrine twinkles in the...

When someone has been mean to you, why would you want to be good to them?’ ‘You wouldn’t want to. That’s what makes it hard. You do it anyway. Being good is hard. Much harder...

Thoughts not only manifest into reality,they define it.

Being out of the ordinary is AWESOME.

Back the fuck off fluffy!

It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put that booger that counts.

So, here are my windows, stained all with me.

Karakarof spat onto the ground at Dumbledore’s feet. In one swift movement, Hagrid seized the front of Karkaroff’s furs, lifted him into the air, and slammed him against a nearby tree.

I know he’s a realist, he’s okay with being alone, and he helps people when he thinks no one is watching.

I was going straight for Mantis, but then that bloody gas got in my eyes and, I don’t know, some massive bloke reared up in front of me. I hit him, but I swear, it...

The day we met, frozen I held my breath. Right from the start, I knew that I found the home for my heart beats fast. Colors and promises. How to be brave? How can I...

Success doesn’t come to yo, YOU GO TO IT.

There were millions of Earth men and women who bought the Earth cultures big lies, and they died just as unhappy as you are now. And I suggest to you that it’s a foolish thing.

The word “awesome” is overused.

I am not your dove,” he ground out, barely loud enough to hear. “I am a wolf.

Err on the side of awesome.

If I hung out with Van Gogh, I don’t know what we’d do. We’d just play it by ear, I guess.

As it ‘appens, I am Arthur’s right-hand man,” said Suzy. “Or left-hand girl, I can’t remember where I stood last time. Anyhow, me and Arthur is like two fingers of a gauntlet. Or at least...

Life. Life is a show. It’s up to you how to make your own story, do your own show and how to live your show you are on. You choose who you need to meet,...

Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don’t run from nothing… ‘cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can’t run fast.

I like a little fight in my girls.”She grinned at him,causing blood to dribble down her chin.”Then you’re going to love me.

It’s been really gratifying to see that so many people love Total Skull! I really make things that I love, so it’s awesome to see other people love it, too.

Really think about what you want your eulogy to say about you, then live THAT.

What’s my age again?

One can’t learn much andalso be comfortableOne can’t learn much andlet anybody else be comfortable

I managed to beat Michael Phelps’ 400 meter IM time. And not only did I beat his time, but I did it in exactly 200 meters.

Portia followed after, a smirk on her face, and Syc hissed as he passed.Donegan waited till they were gone, then swung round to Gracious.”He hissed at me.””He hissed at you.””Should I hiss back?””It’s a bit...

If I ever get a 20-dollar bill, I like to convert it into 20 singles, because women like guys with lots of money.

Just like an angel, the lovely one and the cuteAll the beauty together in your funny sulky looks Innocent, like the kids, like the pigeons in my garden Magnetic attraction, awesome, amazing and the super...

Bitches ain’t shit, and they ain’t sayin’ nuthin’. A hundred muthafuckas can’t tell me nuthin’.

It’s certainly TOUGH being AWESOME all the time, but I do it so the kids have someone to look up to!

She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.

If internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, then you are brave enough to ask your crush out.

You somehow make it outta here and track me down, you best come with a furious rage–because I got no use for your sympathy.

Yelling doesn’t get your point across, it only makes it louder.

I suppose that means you don’t want any band-aids, either,” I said, a touch more bitterly than I’d meant to.

I am what prevents the Accelerator from being a bomb.””Except you didn’t,” said Gracious. “Because you weren’t around.””I got bored.””You’re a machine.””Machines can become bored, too.”Gracious looked suddenly concerned. “My toaster is bored?””Perhaps, ” said...