LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it’s AWESOME.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

Who’s stupid now, Jimbo?!

You don’t know what would have happened if I hadn’t pushed. Nobody knows. I did it the way I did it, and it worked. Above all, it worked.

The rushing relief was like the first drag of a cigarette. Btw, if you don’t smoke too much, the final drag off a cigarette is a powerful nerve tonic. Highly recommended. I’ve smoked five or...

Life is awesome because you’re in it. You were created for such a time as this. Let your light shine!

When you’re truly awesome, you know that it’s actually a burden and wish day after day to be relieved of such a curse. Think of about 95% of the superheroes.

Coming out of your comfort zone is tough in the beginning, chaotic in the middle, and awesome in the end…because in the end, it shows you a whole new world !!Make an attempt..

love the life you live.live the life you love.

I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.

It is wonderful, awesome and merrywise to see satan lose the battle to us in fear and panic and shame! Our victory is in Christ Jesus!

Did those nice church ladies come by again?” He nodded. “I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a...

Plus my boots were made of awesome.

Adele shattered the image of how the stereotypical singer is supposed to look. She has that whole ‘Screw you, I’m awesome for what I do’ attitude, which I really look up to and want to...

I don’t care what people say about how I look or even their opinion on my relationship. But the moment you judge my character is when we have a problem.

He felt split in two, one crazy man eating hair and one rational man watching a crazy man eat hair. He chewed and swallowed the last pieces of his father’s life. He felt like he...

Those who think they know it ALL don’t know what they are missing!

Okay, let’s see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle. Now if only we could figure out where the brain has moved.

Go ahead,” Leandro tempted, “I dare you.” “I’m a theif, my hands are fast.” “I’m a murderer, so are mine.

Of all the things I own, I’m most sentimental about my shoes, because they’ve traveled with me every step of my journey.

The door handle turned. Someone knocked, and a man’s voice called, “Uh, hello?”Valkyrie looked at Skulduggery, looked back at the others, looked at Skulduggery again.”Hello,” Skulduggery said, speaking loudly to be heard over the alarm....

Coolyios!

I was using Twitter a lot on my phone, and was realising there was a massive gap between the link on the tweet and the full story. If you could come up with a summary...

My name is Nicomo Cosca, famed solider of fortune, and I am here for dinner.

It’s just how it is. What’s wrong with talking about it? Mum said if women don’t learn to self-orgasm at your stage of development, they can miss out on a whole world of pleasure further...

Quigley (to Duane): My business is not your business, whether you ask after it in Tainish or interpretive dance.

Is it true?” he said. “They’re saying all down the train that Harry Potter’s in this compartment. So it’s you, is it?””Yes,” said Harry. He was looking at the other boys. Both of were thickset...

Well, if you can accept that I’m a great big geeky fangirl, then I guess I can accept that you’re a skeptic and a realist.

Skulduggery placed both hands on the table and leaned over. “You’ve heard about me. You’ve heard about the things I’ve done.”The smirk faded a little. “So?””So the stories you’ve heard are nothing compared to the...

…childlike wonder and awe have died. The scenery and poetry and music of the majesty of God have dried up like a forgotten peach at the back of the refrigerator.

More than 100 people are involved in a transplant operation… and we can’t waste time and resources if there is a chance the caretakers aren’t up for an awesome responsibility.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, ‘What a fucking good-looking fuck you are.’ And then I brighten up.

Now, get out there and kick ass!

Sînt imorală, grozavă, brutală și mă măn ncă pielea, cu ce te pot servi?

A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

I gave her a sideways bitter beer smirk, and then I ripped a whole chicken apart and threw it at the waiter and said, This place is too weird for me.

I am so grateful to be here on this awesome planet with it’s diverse life – everything we need to not just survive but to thrive. I am excited to continually learn more about it,...

The fetters have burst

He who fights and runs away May live to fight another day; But he who is battle slain Can never rise to fight again

You don’t accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that.

You are the sun, and I’m the moon. In your shadow I can shine.

Sweetie, you don’t need to drive me to the brink of insanity… I’m close enough to walk!

Eliot, huh?” she says. The thin fabric of her long T-shirt brushes my arm. “Is everyone in your family named for a famous symbolist poet?”No, I’m named for someone who was supposed to be in...

I always wear gloves, so at any moment I could commit a crime and not be worried about fingerprints. Plus, it saves on buying hand sanitizer.

You promise?””I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.

Where does a wise man hide a leaf? In the forest. But what does he do if there is no forest? He grows a forest to hide it in.

Murderous thieves make their home here.” She failed to keep the tremor from her voice. “Absolutely,” Jonas replied.”Dangerous animals too.””Without a doubt.”She slanted a look toward him. “Perfect place for you.”He repressed a snort. “Oh,...

Only time is awesome.

I’d rather be surround by people who make mistakes and have no problem admitting to them and learning from them than be surrounded by people who think they make none.