Who’s stupid now, Jimbo?!

You don’t know what would have happened if I hadn’t pushed. Nobody knows. I did it the way I did it, and it worked. Above all, it worked.

The rushing relief was like the first drag of a cigarette. Btw, if you don’t smoke too much, the final drag off a cigarette is a powerful nerve tonic. Highly recommended. I’ve smoked five or...

LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it’s AWESOME.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

Life is awesome because you’re in it. You were created for such a time as this. Let your light shine!

Coming out of your comfort zone is tough in the beginning, chaotic in the middle, and awesome in the end…because in the end, it shows you a whole new world !!Make an attempt..

When you’re truly awesome, you know that it’s actually a burden and wish day after day to be relieved of such a curse. Think of about 95% of the superheroes.

Cal?” I sit back and feel myself blushing, feel it from the tips of my toes all the way to the heat at the backs of my ears.

When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot manifest, strength cannot fight, wealth becomes useless, and intelligence cannot be applied.

Being in love with your best friend is problematic.

I have chiseled features. Look. Look how chiseled they are. And my teeth are at least as white as his. You seriously think he’s good-lookin’?””I do,” said Tanith.”Right,” Sanguine said and nodded. “I’m gonna kill...

… If you tried to touch my woman she’d break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.

My dad is awesome.

Saxon and I had no business even attempting any type of relationship with each other. We were gunpowder and one hell of a spark, and I wasn’t about to test our combustibility.

Do things that count, but don’t count the things you do.

Only God is awesome.

Trust me, I am nuts!

I used to be a Geico Caveman for live events. I was a corporate mascot. It was the silliest job. It was actually awesome and fun, but it was retarded.

Seriously, it makes sense. He’s always tired and pale, and keeps himself away from people so he won’t bite them….Maybe that’s what he’s doing when he disappears. Getting his fix of blood.

Be awesome! Smile like a flower.

It is awesome to note that the works your work are working but that should not be a joy. The ultimate joy should be that the works of your work are indelible.

Don’t get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.

Maia did not want to wake up. Sleep lay on her like a dead bear and she had no strength to struggle out from under it.

Man: Are you armed?Silence: We have been here since the wheel and the fire, we have no need of weaponsMan: Yeah( Fires gun) Welcome to america.

Salisbury:Well, lords, we have not got that which we have:’Tis not enough our foes are this time fled,Being opposites of such repairing nature.York:I know our safety is to follow them;For, as I hear, the king...

Oh, I don’t know. I prefer to think that when they’re at home, the Silent Brothers are much like us. Playing practical jokes in the Silent City, making toasted cheese-“”I hope they play charades,” said...

I don’t worry about identity theft, because I don’t even know who I am as a person. So if I’m not even in possession of my own identity, how can it be stolen from me?

Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the stuff just lying around in my attic.

Make it bigger, make it badder, make it awesome!

Kids today are smarter than we ever were. And they’ve got computers, too, which is awesome. They’re scary to me.

I’ll never love you anymore than I do, right this second. And I’ll never love you any less than Ido, right this second.

AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!

There is no short-cut to awesome.

Want less, need less, live more.

She looked like she believed in something, or wanted to, and I hoped to hell it wasn’t God, not in the way The Dad believes, because all that does is make him forced and desperate....

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.

As much as I cared about him, I wasn’t a slave to fate. I could choose to ignore my feelings, strong as they were. It would be painful, but no more so than letting myself...

I can’t tell you how may beautiful women have broken up with me because they were bored. I can’t tell you because it never happened. They all adored me.” “It was your humility, wasn’t it?

Drop the fucking weapon, you fucking motherfucker or I’ll fucking scramble your fucking brains. Hands up! Hands where I can fucking see them, you fucking cocksucker. You fucking breathe wrong, you fucking blink wrong, and...

Death, you know, keeps secrets better even than a guilty Roman.

Taking care of yourself, taking time for yourself & rewarding yourself is NOT selfish. It’s important & absolutely necessary!

Never give up. Dare to Dream. Dare to believe.

whenever i am in pain,i just think of watching your eye’s in rain!

As a man, I instantly became aware of the gold in her hair, her height measured against mine, and how easily she’d fit in my arms. ~Ren

brooklyn writer” and you’ll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it?

It was lovebecause it was worth it.

Man was born free, and he is everywhere in chains. Those who think themselves the masters of others are indeed greater slaves than they.

Do not fear mistakes, there are none.