You don’t know what would have happened if I hadn’t pushed. Nobody knows. I did it the way I did it, and it worked. Above all, it worked.

The rushing relief was like the first drag of a cigarette. Btw, if you don’t smoke too much, the final drag off a cigarette is a powerful nerve tonic. Highly recommended. I’ve smoked five or...

LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it’s AWESOME.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

Who’s stupid now, Jimbo?!

When you’re truly awesome, you know that it’s actually a burden and wish day after day to be relieved of such a curse. Think of about 95% of the superheroes.

Life is awesome because you’re in it. You were created for such a time as this. Let your light shine!

Coming out of your comfort zone is tough in the beginning, chaotic in the middle, and awesome in the end…because in the end, it shows you a whole new world !!Make an attempt..

A gunshot rang out, blasting a hole in the door. A crossbow quarrel zinged through the hole and stuck quivering into the opposite wall. Seth heard the rocking horse clattering down the staircase, the twang...

Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savings of 20%!

I’m not worthy of you or your Omega awesomeness.

My name is Awesome Amazing. My middle name is Lee.

it was a good book and it was an awesome and fun thing to be in color.

Anna gave her that disjointed look with which so many people regarded Hannah, as if they has fallen too many words behind to ever catch up.

Nick Lea is a great actor, and doing scenes with him was always awesome.

One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to...

Don’t ever let anyone bring you down, define who you are or destroy your AWESOMENESS.

Moping around with sadness and sorrow……what will come of it? Even dead people can do that. However, i’ll live and stand on my own two legs. If we are going to die one day, wouldnt...

Your time has come to pick the road you walk in this tale.

There may be a sucker born every minute, but every 30 seconds a lollipop pops out.

We’re authors, too,” Donegan said, “and we’ve been trying to get into the picture-book market. We have this idea for a Where’s Wally type thing, except in ours, you’d have to find the one living...

There was one of two things I had a right to: liberty or death. If I could not have one, I would have the other; for now man should take me alive.

If you wanted to be average, you would not be reading this book.

My family is awesome.

So it’s you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans.

BREAKING NEWS: You’re awesome and designed for success; live this day accordingly!

Taxation, gentlemen, is very much like dairy farming. The task is to extract the maximum amount of milk with the minimum amount of moo.

They should be impressed by the power of our example, not the example of our power.

Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb.

I Can Be Alone and it’s Okay.

The Engineer smiled (internally, for of course it had no mouth). It was feeling good. It was feeling optimistic. Moving at its current speed, it would arrive back in Ireland in plenty of time to...

For the Jesus Revolutionaries, the answer was clear: Jesus would not be out waging “preventative” wars. Jesus would not be withholding medicine from people who could not afford it. Jesus would not cast stones at...

Never give up on horses, they are the only humans that don’t speak.

I enjoy cooking and baking. Alicia Silverstone’s vegan cookbook is awesome.

He continued to move forward, skirting a pocket of radiation that had not died in the four years since last he had come this way.They came upon a place where the sands were fused into...

Jean grinned down at her, and she handed him something in a small silk bag.’What’s this?”Lock of my hair, ‘ she said. ‘Meant to give it to you days ago, but we got busy with...

I am the bone of my sword.

A clone’s most valuable function would be as a gift giver, because who else but you knows exactly what you want? Only your clone. And besides being the perfect gift, it’d also be a surprise,...

It is awesome to feel you are carrying on the family name.

Awe-inspiring God.Amazing God.Awesome God.Almighty God.

I have always lived violently, drunk hugely, eaten too much or not at all, slept around the clock or missed two nights of sleeping, worked too hard and too long in glory, or slobbed for...

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.

The really magical things are the ones that happen right in front of you. A lot of the time you keep looking for beauty, but it is already there. And if you look with a...

Stay HIGH on AWESOMENESS so reality cannot destroy you!

Go to Venice. Find Scorpia. And you will find your destiny.

There’s no other possible explanation!” -Alex Bailey, The Land of Stories; The Wishing Spell

I rarely drink, but last night, after several hours and several beers at the bar, I found myself face to face with two huge boobs. They weren’t the breasts of a young woman, but those...

He things we think he’s a double agent, working for them but secretly working for us. He doesn’t know we know he’s a triple agent, working for them but secretly working for us but really...

It argued a special genius; he was clearly a case of that. The spark of fire, the point of light, sat somewhere in his inward vagueness as a lamp before a shrine twinkles in the...