Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

Who’s stupid now, Jimbo?!

You don’t know what would have happened if I hadn’t pushed. Nobody knows. I did it the way I did it, and it worked. Above all, it worked.

The rushing relief was like the first drag of a cigarette. Btw, if you don’t smoke too much, the final drag off a cigarette is a powerful nerve tonic. Highly recommended. I’ve smoked five or...

LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it’s AWESOME.

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

When you’re truly awesome, you know that it’s actually a burden and wish day after day to be relieved of such a curse. Think of about 95% of the superheroes.

Life is awesome because you’re in it. You were created for such a time as this. Let your light shine!

Coming out of your comfort zone is tough in the beginning, chaotic in the middle, and awesome in the end…because in the end, it shows you a whole new world !!Make an attempt..

Kaladin screamed, reaching the end of the bridge. Finding a tiny surge of strength somewhere, he raised his spear and threw himself off the end of the wooden platform, launching into the air above the...

I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.

These are Rustbell Rabbits! I’d like to see them try!!!

The woman stared at the ruined body. Blood dripped from her arm. A fine spray of red covered her face –must’ve been cast off when she slammed down the cans. She wiped her face with...

It does not mean you are not awesome, if no one ever appreciates your beauty. But I can see that, in your juicy eyes, funny smiles and innocent face. And I am telling you now;...

I have an awesome church home and an awesome Pastor down in L.A., and I couldn’t be happier.

What you see is kinda what you get with me. I’m a very real person, or I hope to be, anyway. I don’t have nothing to hide

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

When you grow up the way I do, and the biggest thing in your life so far has been getting dunked in a glass tank by a man who acts like he’s mugging you but...

If life gives you a curveball, then be the catcher and catch it.

His stories were not always new, but there was in the telling of them a special kind of magic. His voice could roll like thunder or hush down into a zepherlike whisper. He could imitate...

Please don’t arrest me.””Listen to me, I’m not going to arrest you, ok? I’m not a cop.””Are you sure?””Am I sure I’m not a cop? yes, I’m sure.””You could be undercover.

It’s the imperfections that make things beautiful

Later, they also found a camp of outlaws who, when offered the chance to join the rebel ranks, unsheathed their daggers and threatened to cut the three into tiny, bloody pieces and eat them for...

Time is awesome.

If you can HELP someone, DO IT! The world NEEDS more of THAT!

It’s more like how some people can’t help but bring out the not necessarily righteous parts of your personality. Like how you meet someone and instantly know they’re a full-time professional victim, and no matter...

I pity the foo

Do I want to change the world? To a certain extent yeah. It needs to be changed… it needs a kick up the ass.

I bundled in my own blanket and reflected on the strange and somewhat unexpected friendship that was slowly developing between Davin and myself. It was clear to me that he needed a friend, but for...

Having constant supporters and people who are always there and always giving back and knowing that they’re loving what you’re doing is always awesome to see.

If you want one thing too much it’s likely to be a disappointment. The healthy way is to learn to like the everyday things, like soft beds and buttermilk—and feisty gentlemen.

I found a copy of Leven’s birth certificate and was surprised to see his birth name listed as E. Leven Thumps. I assume the E. stands for Elton, and I have no idea why they...

AWESOME!

Sometimes the clouds weren’t weightless. Sometimes their bellies got dark and full. It was life. It happened. It didn’t mean it wasn’t scary, or that I wasn’t still afraid, but now I knew that as...

I just want to be a warrior maiden and go on adventures. I don’t want to fall in love,

My name is Sabastian. I had a father, but he is dead. I had a mother, but she is dead to me. I have a brother, and I will Bind him to me. I have...

The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.

How are we going to get out of here?””Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan.””Do we have the right plan?””Not yet.””Do we have any plan?””Not yet.

If you die before you say her name, ser, I will hunt you through all seven hells.” –Prince Oberyn of Dorne.

I adore your anger and resentments; with such beauty,everything you do looks awesome.

Pedir perdón es humillante y no arregla nada. La solución no es pedir perdón, sino evitar los estallidos que hacen obligatorias las excusas

But because two can play at this game, I stand on tiptoe and kiss his cheek. Right on his bruise.

Be SO AWESOME that when people are exposed to you, they want to BE AWESOME too!

Cal?” I sit back and feel myself blushing, feel it from the tips of my toes all the way to the heat at the backs of my ears.

When health is absent, wisdom cannot reveal itself, art cannot manifest, strength cannot fight, wealth becomes useless, and intelligence cannot be applied.

Being in love with your best friend is problematic.

I have chiseled features. Look. Look how chiseled they are. And my teeth are at least as white as his. You seriously think he’s good-lookin’?””I do,” said Tanith.”Right,” Sanguine said and nodded. “I’m gonna kill...

… If you tried to touch my woman she’d break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.

My dad is awesome.