A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.

Hey Audrey,I am watching you de-clutter your house,do you need help?

Who’s stupid now, Jimbo?!

You don’t know what would have happened if I hadn’t pushed. Nobody knows. I did it the way I did it, and it worked. Above all, it worked.

The rushing relief was like the first drag of a cigarette. Btw, if you don’t smoke too much, the final drag off a cigarette is a powerful nerve tonic. Highly recommended. I’ve smoked five or...

LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it’s AWESOME.

Life is awesome because you’re in it. You were created for such a time as this. Let your light shine!

Coming out of your comfort zone is tough in the beginning, chaotic in the middle, and awesome in the end…because in the end, it shows you a whole new world !!Make an attempt..

When you’re truly awesome, you know that it’s actually a burden and wish day after day to be relieved of such a curse. Think of about 95% of the superheroes.

Eliot, huh?” she says. The thin fabric of her long T-shirt brushes my arm. “Is everyone in your family named for a famous symbolist poet?”No, I’m named for someone who was supposed to be in...

I always wear gloves, so at any moment I could commit a crime and not be worried about fingerprints. Plus, it saves on buying hand sanitizer.

You promise?””I cross the place where my heart used to be and wish to be even more deader than I am now.

Where does a wise man hide a leaf? In the forest. But what does he do if there is no forest? He grows a forest to hide it in.

Murderous thieves make their home here.” She failed to keep the tremor from her voice. “Absolutely,” Jonas replied.”Dangerous animals too.””Without a doubt.”She slanted a look toward him. “Perfect place for you.”He repressed a snort. “Oh,...

Only time is awesome.

I’d rather be surround by people who make mistakes and have no problem admitting to them and learning from them than be surrounded by people who think they make none.

I was World Series champion in individual and synchro for the first time which was awesome.

Duane: We are not enemies! We are Aldishmen! Aumut vaosa — six years I’ve longed for a Tainish word from a friendly tongue!Quigley: Keep longing.

Directly above them, framed in the doorway from the Brain Room, stood Albus Dumbledore, his wand aloft, his face white and furious. Harry felt a kind of electric charge surge through every particle of his...

I had always thought that I was fine with being alone. Halfway through high school, I moved from Brazil to America, and it took me forever to make friends. I had culture shock of virtually...

It’s impossible for me to applaud your successes when my hands are too busy patting myself on the back. But if I clap for you, and you pat my back, we can both feel like...

Cleveland fans are awesome.

Life is short, have dessert first.

I updated my grilling app, iGrill, today and it now has Facebook integration that lets you see what other people are grilling right now around the world. Awesome.

I was taken down by a bench. -Rose Hathaway

Every villain is a hero in his own mind.

Kaladin screamed, reaching the end of the bridge. Finding a tiny surge of strength somewhere, he raised his spear and threw himself off the end of the wooden platform, launching into the air above the...

I stitched an itch to my side. As far as surgeries go, I’m just barely scratching the surface.

These are Rustbell Rabbits! I’d like to see them try!!!

The woman stared at the ruined body. Blood dripped from her arm. A fine spray of red covered her face –must’ve been cast off when she slammed down the cans. She wiped her face with...

It does not mean you are not awesome, if no one ever appreciates your beauty. But I can see that, in your juicy eyes, funny smiles and innocent face. And I am telling you now;...

I have an awesome church home and an awesome Pastor down in L.A., and I couldn’t be happier.

What you see is kinda what you get with me. I’m a very real person, or I hope to be, anyway. I don’t have nothing to hide

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.

When you grow up the way I do, and the biggest thing in your life so far has been getting dunked in a glass tank by a man who acts like he’s mugging you but...

If life gives you a curveball, then be the catcher and catch it.

His stories were not always new, but there was in the telling of them a special kind of magic. His voice could roll like thunder or hush down into a zepherlike whisper. He could imitate...

Please don’t arrest me.””Listen to me, I’m not going to arrest you, ok? I’m not a cop.””Are you sure?””Am I sure I’m not a cop? yes, I’m sure.””You could be undercover.

It’s the imperfections that make things beautiful

Later, they also found a camp of outlaws who, when offered the chance to join the rebel ranks, unsheathed their daggers and threatened to cut the three into tiny, bloody pieces and eat them for...

Time is awesome.

If you can HELP someone, DO IT! The world NEEDS more of THAT!

It’s more like how some people can’t help but bring out the not necessarily righteous parts of your personality. Like how you meet someone and instantly know they’re a full-time professional victim, and no matter...

I pity the foo

Do I want to change the world? To a certain extent yeah. It needs to be changed… it needs a kick up the ass.

I bundled in my own blanket and reflected on the strange and somewhat unexpected friendship that was slowly developing between Davin and myself. It was clear to me that he needed a friend, but for...

Having constant supporters and people who are always there and always giving back and knowing that they’re loving what you’re doing is always awesome to see.

If you want one thing too much it’s likely to be a disappointment. The healthy way is to learn to like the everyday things, like soft beds and buttermilk—and feisty gentlemen.

I found a copy of Leven’s birth certificate and was surprised to see his birth name listed as E. Leven Thumps. I assume the E. stands for Elton, and I have no idea why they...