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DICK’S DESIREDick’s eyes-Soft, cold, and blue-Meet Devonshire’s-Dark, sexy, and yearning.Turning away-Dick grabs two packets of sugar-While Devonshire’s eyes-Are still upon him-Pondering his every move.Is Dick a playboy,A ladies’ man,A mans’ man,Or a killer?Does his sex...

—Giorge Leedy

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BedDesireDick
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If rise of sun from east and fall in the west is the indicator of God’s existence; my standing dick every morning might also prove something.

—M.F. Moonzajer

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DickEastFall
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What was that?” Rich combined the pain of a crooked arm with the indignity of a flicked ear. I could only hope the situation didn’t escalate to the dreaded purple nurple.

—Molly Harper

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DickFunnyJane-Jameson
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I once had a dream and then I told my friend he is such a dick his name is Richard.

—Duane Schor

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Passion, emotion, love and romance they all look better in movies; in reality all you need is a big dick.

—M.F. Moonzajer

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For a guy, nothing is sexier than a girl who craves his little guy and can’t keep her hands off of it… because this is exactly the way he feels about your ladyparts whether he’s...

—Roberto Hogue

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I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.

—Jarod Kintz

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You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’ as in ‘damn, that kid’s a worthless sonovabitch’.

—Kristen Ashley

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Era come se avessi tremato per tutta la vita, a causa di una cronica corrente sotterranea di paura. Tremare, scappare, finire nei guai, perdere le persone che amavo. Come un personaggio dei cartoni animati invece...

—Philip K.

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DickFearItaliano
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Bah, Alzheimer’s. The reason my grandma can’t remember anything is because she’s always thinking about dick.

—Jarod Kintz

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DickHumorNaughty
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I was just turned last week. I’m a librarian.”He stilled, as if I’d just told him I was the inventor of the tube top. “I watched a movie about a librarian once. Well, she was...

—Molly Harper

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Am I racially kin to this man? Baynes wondered. So closely so that for all intents and purposes it is the same? Then it is in me, too, the psychotic streak. A psychotic world we...

—Philip K.

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Why would anybody want dick for free?” What kind of lover would that make?

—Jarod Kintz

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If looks could kill…well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing.”See Dick,” Dick said, pointing at his chest. He then swept his hand dangerously close to mind. “Jane. Dick...

—Molly Harper

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DickFunnyGabriel
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I spit out to my heart and my mind. when you collect them together, they can not show the resistance of a average dick.

—Arzum Uzun

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My love is tube shaped. Don’t let your dad stick his dick in it.

—Jarod Kintz

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And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair. Without super hearing, I wouldn’t have heard Zeb whisper, “This is the coolest thing I have...

—Molly Harper

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I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love it just as much as I do. I want to suck your...

—Cameron Dane

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I put the anal in analysis. Now don’t you go putting your dick in my work.

—Jarod Kintz

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Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let’s just say if I’m ever in the market for a massage involving canola oil and marabou feathers, I’m covered.

—Molly Harper

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I didn’t shave my mustache off. Instead what I did was taped Elton John’s asshole to my top lip and then all of the sudden I had twice the dick in my mouth as before....

—Jarod Kintz

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Diesel better have a big dick, that’s all she was saying.

—Erin McCarthy

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BigDickMan
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Why not? If you’re not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends.””You’re a twisted little man.””Come on, Stretch, share with the class.””No!” I laughed.”Prude.””Perv.””Schoolmarm.””Some other word that essentially means...

—Molly Harper

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I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

—Crystal Woods

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Suck that dick” was what it was like to be God: utter confidence, utter trust, utter ease with yourself, no move you could not make, no tank top you could not wear, no guy who...

—David Pratt

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Jane Jameson.”He grinned. “Like the porn star.”I gaped at him. “What? No, Jane Jameson.””Oh, not as fun,” he said, making disappointed clucking noises.

—Molly Harper

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You’ve jerked my heart more than your dick.

—Crystal Woods

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DickHeartHumor
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There are two things that turn a boy into a man; the size of his dick and the level of his patience.

—M.F. Moonzajer

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BoyDickGrow-Up
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Would you kick her ass already?” Dick said, shoving me back toward Missy. “Come on, Stretch, man up. You do better than this! Get mad.”I nodded, rolling a dislocated shoulder back into place with a...

—Molly Harper

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I’d developed an inability to demonstrate much negative emotion at all. It was another thing that made me seem like a dick – my stomach could be all oiled eels, and you would get nothing...

—Gillian Flynn

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AnxietyControlDick
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Men would have been badly in trouble if their hands didn’t fit their dick.

—M.F. Moonzajer

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Get the point?” I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile.Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. “What? Sarcastic postkill comeback. Isn’t that what you’re supposed to do in situations like this?Too harsh?

—Molly Harper

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