A blanket could be used to silence your internal critic. And if you don’t shut him up, I’ll do it for you. Geez, I’m trying to read over here, and I can’t focus with his...

He stood and looked at me for a moment, taking in my outfit. “You look hot.””What? Me?” I stammered, completely flummoxed.”Yeah,” he said, still looking at me.”Oh. Um, thank you. I mean, not that you...

A blanket could be used like Lenny McDenny says hello. He never says hi, because he only says goodbye. He’s always leaving and never arriving. I’m like that too, except I’m always arriving and never...

When you’re out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that’s no chocolate on the pillow

A brick is a duplicate. It is a physical copy of the idea for a brick. And what’s the big idea? A brick represents unity, a notion of hey, let’s build something together. Like a...

It’s a sweet setup, I’ll admit. For all that the maids STILL show up each day with jumbo crucifixes, jumpy movements, and red eyes from crying over the short straw that drew them vampire duty.’...

I am nine fifteen feet tall. I mean nine fifteen time tall. I measure height with my watch.

I needed something else, some kind of juice.He gave me a hooked-eyebrow glance and took a showy swig of the water. Mmm, he said, smacking his lips. Water-juice. It’s fantastic.

Ren took off his jacket, which slicited a squeak from Jennifer who was now totally focused on Ren’s golden-bronze biceps. His perfectly fitted muscle shirt showed off his extremely well-developed arms and chest. I hissed...

Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?

A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up.

Kyo Sohma: angrily pointing at Yuki Just like I’ll beat you one of these days Yuki: looking bored Wait wait I think I’ve heard this one before

A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn’t spill out.

Now you be careful in the real world” said Armpit ” Not everyone is as nice as us.

Yeah” while the guy peeing next to you is talking, try a more positive affirmation, like pinching his butt cheek.

What the hell happened to your leg?” Ang asked him. Matt looked down at his shin, which was scraped and oozing and seemed to be caked in mud. “Crashed.””Crashed what?” Ang asked. “My mountain bike....

I am the burrito wrapped up in a blanket. Eat my warmth.

I’m rarely rude except accidentally, and that doesn’t really count…

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: “Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

One quick glance around the room and I realise that I have somehow stumbled into a wannabe serial killer convention. Every single person in the room looks as if they are concealing a weapon of...

Bricks could be used as words in the saying of a mason. When words and actions match up, you have a structure people could live in. It’s a lot to live up to, and a...

I wasn’t concerned, but I was thinking that the fastest way to get your mind off him and on me would be to tell you something truly appalling about him.

A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.

If you do bad stuff and don’t repent, you go to hell,” Orc said, like he was begging for a refutation.”Yeah, well, you know what? If Howard’s in hell, I guess we can all have...

Well, anyway, this’ll be easier than knocking an elf out of a tree. Trust me.”How many elves have you knocked out of trees, Stubble?”Duraden’s bones! Have ye never heard of a figure of speech?

Because she left him a MySpace message that was semi-flirty, and then today he was very vague about what he was doing. So I headed over to his house and waited outside until he left....

I like going into nature and that’s where I’m happiest.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747.

All my memories seem to happen to music. Memories of my mother and father; waking up early on Christmas morning; the little apartment we lived in above the disco.

If somebody tells me what to do, I will do my best not to do it.

Well,’ Cinder finally grumbled. ‘I guess that was pretty fast thinking.’ A relieved grin filled up Thorne’s face. ‘We’re having another moment, aren’t we?’ ‘If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle...

WINE!Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!

You know you’re a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

Smack your child every day. If you don’t know why – he does.

A milli-Helen is enough beauty to launch exactly one ship

Don’t be so damned patronizing. Your performance so far has been a little less than dazzling.””I didn’t mean no harm,” I said and kissed her. “That a new dress?””Ah! Changing the subject, you coward.

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you’re going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to...

You’d be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap.

She didn’t say it, I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought, my words, and not hers. How could I confuse “I love you” with “May I take your order?

Jim said he believed it was spirits, but I says: no, spirits wouldn’t say “dern the dern fog”.

That kiss you gave me was the hottest kiss i’ve ever had. I pulled away because i was afraid i wouldn’t be able to stop myself from ripping off your clothes. And that didn’t seem...

Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise.

A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it...

Hermits have no peer pressure.

A poem for Beth: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I didn’t know what love meant, until I looked it up in the dictionary.

Pah! You don’t know us as well as you think.”This was a disturbing prospect.

An idea hit me so fast I didn’t pause to analyse it. I just acted. My body might be constrained, but my head and neck had just enough freedom to shift up-and kiss him.My lips...

Owl love you forever

Neden adam onun kalbini yemiş?-Çünkü bazı erkekler canavardır.-Kadın neden onu seviyor?-Çünkü bazı kadınlar canavarlardan hoşlanır.-Ben de mi?-Bilmem. Sen de mi?-Ben normal canavarlardan hoşlanacağım-Büyük konuşma, seni de göreceğim.

Maybe.