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Coffee  Quotes
A smoke, a book, a cup of coffee. These are the little things that get us through this sometimes weary world and all the rainy days.

—R.M. Engelhardt

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Taste of coffee varies with the person on the other end of table.

—Anonymous

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You should be too busy to do coffee while keeping an uncluttered calendar.

—Naval Ravikant

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The coffee will help with post-resurrection synapse realignment. Trust me.

—Adam Christopher

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The coffee’s done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE’S DONE!

—Craig Benzine

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We are pleased to extend the positive working relationship with Starbucks Coffee International.

—Chris Nichols

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Whole milk” then you’re obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So I’ll just pour it in someone else’s coffee.

—Jarod Kintz

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There are billions of conversations happening every second, and it’s too bad I can’t listen to more than about half of them at one time. Most are just he said she said chatter, and I...

—Jarod Kintz

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If coffee is a drug, then I am a junky. And if coffee’s not a drug, then I’m still a junky. Damnit.

—Jarod Kintz

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I drink coffee like other men play basketball. I drink like a woman, and that’s why I use a slightly smaller ball.

—Jarod Kintz

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I folded my map in half and used it to make a sandwich. Then I dipped it in coffee and ate all of Europe and half of Russia.

—Jarod Kintz

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I tried to raise my eyebrows in disbelief, but I forgot I’d packed away my eyebrows along with all my other winter clothing. My iced coffee was watery and warm with neglect.

—Jarod Kintz

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I had a dream my house was on fire, and I tried to rescue all the cats—and none of the politicians. You can burn my house, but don’t you dare burn my coffee.

—Jarod Kintz

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Follow the ideal doing,grind the beans just before brewing.Use spring water,for softened water,makes a horror.A parley perfect,between the coffee,and the milk,with some,brown sugar thick.” (Poem: An apology of a coffee lunatic, Book: Ginger and Honey)

—Jasleen Kaur

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Most Wanted.” It’s good to be desired. I’d be honored to be shot at for a large reward, or a small cup of coffee.

—Jarod Kintz

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What triggered a migraine for me may have no effect on someone else. For many people, coffee can relieve symptoms somewhat, but for me it was a trigger. You really have to find out what...

—Morgan Fairchild

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I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.

—Laurell K.

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Back then, we had a cook who made lunch and dinner. Someone was in charge of making toast and coffee in the mornings. The toast was always really hard as a brick and the coffee...

—Jim Swanson

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…and my coffee is Blue Mountain and I drink it black, which is unusual for a teenage girl, but it’s definitely the way good coffee should be drunk if you have any respect for the...

—Ruth Ozeki

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The untreated cardboard sleeve around the venti-plus cup, stamped with biodegradable inks, proclaiming the coffee shop’s proud independence, the simple black printing on the flecked card making its own statement about authenticity.

—Warren Ellis

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There are seven or eight of them that come in every day, have coffee and a little Danish or something. They sit there and shoot the breeze about what has been going on.

—Timothy Sr

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I just know.”-Luke and Clary, pg.209-

—Cassandra Clare

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A man walks into a coffee shop. As the man talks across the counter, the coffee guy makes his coffee and sets the cup and saucer between them. But the man doesn’t drink it; he...

—Geoffrey Wood

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The sense of love should not like coffee, which only gives pleasure to the enjoy. But it must be like oranges which not only give pleasure but also freshness.

—Isra

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An empty coffee cup is full of hope. Now there’s something worth voting for.

—Jarod Kintz

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I laughed so hard I nearly spit out my hot tea. The strange part was the fact that I was drinking coffee at that moment.

—Jarod Kintz

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I’d like to build a boat out of those little wooden planks that Starbucks provides to stir your coffee. The boat will be dedicated to our love, and it will take a lifetime to complete.

—Jarod Kintz

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Love is a skeleton wrapped in a bacon blanket. It’s sizzling and hot and tasty and I’d love to have some right now with a large cup of coffee.

—Jarod Kintz

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I make love like uh huh. Huh? Uh huh. I also make coffee, though you have to pay for that.

—Jarod Kintz

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I need my tropical square boots, and a fish that when it swims looks like my squiggly signature. Also, I could go for a cup of coffee.

—Jarod Kintz

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My alarm went off. My sleep went on. Dreaming about coffee is not the same as drinking down coffee.

—Jarod Kintz

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There’s people outside our house; you get followed by photographers; you can’t go out and have a cup of coffee with a friend without someone coming up to you.

—Jack Osbourne

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Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

—Jean Kerr

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Coffee,’ Walker said over me. ‘Now.

—Kristen Ashley

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Kate picked up her coffee cup, frowning when she saw it was empty. “Did you drink my coffee?””Yes. I was feeling aggressive.

—Jennifer Crusie

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Just the other day, I was in my neighborhood Starbucks, waiting for the post office to open. I was enjoying a chocolatey cafe mocha when it occurred to me that to drink a mocha is...

—Sarah Vowell

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I like to go to Starbucks and watch the intellectuals. I observe them and their intellectualness. They in turn observe me drinking coffee and being a creeper.

—Ryan Lilly

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Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.

—Tahereh Mafi

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If coffee were like dreams, then I would be wired in constant bliss, never needing sleep to live out my dreams.

—Anthony Liccione

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I’m obsessed with Starbucks seasonal flavors. I love their seasonal cups. I love their pumpkin-flavored coffee. I love that. I absolutely love, love, love Starbucks seasonal everything.

—Adrienne Bailon

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It was a very ordinary day, the day I realised that my becoming is my life and my home and that I don’t have to do anything but trust the process, trust my story and...

—Charlotte Eriksson

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Sleep is fueled by no fuel. If I had enough coffee, I’d never have to sleepwalk my way through a marathon again.

—Jarod Kintz

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It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.

—Dave Barry

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Women, they’re great for keeping the bed warm and the coffee hot. They’re also good at other things, like my job, which is why I’ll soon be fired—which is a bit too hot for me.

—Jarod Kintz

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A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.

—Jarod Kintz

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I never scoff at coffins, because they’re like coffee cups you can bathe in. Well, coffins are like Starbucks’ coffee cups, only they have more life inside.

—Jarod Kintz

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I use my windshield wipers when it’s not raining. I’m an umbrellaless pedestrian, and I can’t tell the difference between Starbucks’ coffee and a mud puddle in a cup.

—Jarod Kintz

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Trying to remember a dream from a decade ago is like trying to catch fog in a coffee filter. I could subsist on morning mist.

—Jarod Kintz

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Morning coffee is my preferred method of starting my evening. I make love all the time half the time. That half is night. Wake me up when it’s ready.

—Jarod Kintz

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For more than three decades, coffee has captured my imagination because it is a beverage about individuals as well as community. A Rwandan farmer. Eighty roast masters at six Starbucks plants on two continents. Thousands...

—Howard Schultz

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