Did I ever tell you that Alex loves you so much he got your name tattooed all over his body? Hell, he even got your name branded into the back of his neck.””They say ‘LB,’...

I wish I could help you” I whisper.You are,” he murmurs against my knee. “just dont leave me, okay? Everyone leaves me.

The official recruiting process for their posse began. Because Carlos, Narc, and Trevor each had high SQs, Heeb and Evan reasoned that adding the three to their group would raise the average SQ of each...

— Las cosas no valen por lo que cuestan en dinero.— ,Entonces?— Primero, por su valor de estima y segundo por su valor de servicio.— ,Cómo?—Tu abuelita conservaba unos pétalos secos dentro de su Biblia.No...

You’re loco, Carlos. Insane. Totally crazy… Most guys think they’re imperfect for still being virgins past the age of seventeen.

Don’t classify me, read me. I’m a writer, not a genre.

Tonight was… well, it was perfect for me too. You’ve turned my world upside down. I’ve fallen in love with you, chica, and it scares the fuckin’ shit outta me. I’ve been shakin’ all night,...

Marry me, Kiara Westford, because when I got shot the only thing I was thinkin’ about was comin’ back here and makin’ you my wife. Say yes, chica.

Dont ruin my balls!” She laughs as the words leave her mouth.Better yours than mine, chica.” I toss the dough balls at her, one by one, until I’ve got none left.

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know… size” -Tuck

La cucaracha, La cucaracha, Ya no puede caminar, porque no tiene, porque le falta, I don’t know the rest, la la la la!

He laughs. “Put some clothes on so you don’t scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on.”I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I’ve got la tengo dura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit....